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NotaHumanoid

27 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, Other
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Im a one man wolf pack

My name is Jesus (hay'soos)

A fan of life's pleasures. Good food, good sex, good drink, getting kissed on by the sun. What I'm trying to get across here— is that I basically want to live the life of a cat.

If I had to say I had a type of lady, I'd say sweet and modest... with the hidden bad side.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work on NW 21st as a Sous Chef at Bar Mingo ( Just made the 35 best meals in "Portland Monthly"). It's a good gig, but now it's time for me to take on the scene and get Portland famous. Or not. All I truely find my self wanting is a small restaurant to cook whatever I feel like cooking. In the mean time, I find myself cooking dinners "speak-easy" style.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Feeding the beast, making people laugh, throwing parties, kissing, making burrata cheese! I'm confident the best burrata in Portland is made by my hands every Sunday at Mingo.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tall, flawless sense of style.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Whatever music that seems to fit my mood.
Internet radio is wonderful, but listening to a vinyl? Nothing like turning down the lights and losing yourself listening to "The Wall" or any great album.

I'm always waiting for the next great sci-fi flick.

Obviously I like food. I have such a great appreciation and respect for those who truly care, and believe me, I can tell. There are those who make food simply to feed people, and others that do it to inspire pleasure. Cheap food or expensive, as long as its not soul-less filler food..... Ok I like soul-less filler food when im drunk.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Drink & eat
scooter
My Buddies
Summer evenings
Pretty ladies
Dave the cat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to not look like an idiot

How to impress you. I'm flexing as I type this.....

Opening a late night food cart—already have the perfect name for it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making the noshes
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I know the meaning of life.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to try my breakfast
Drunk karaoke?
Need some sound cooking advice
You are often referred to as "adorable"
You like A handsome man that can cook your panties off