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NotaHumanoid

29 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:13pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, Other
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Im a one man wolf pack

A fan of life's pleasures. Good food, good sex, good drink, getting kissed on by the sun. What I'm trying to get across here— is that I basically want to live the life of a cat.

If I had to say I had a type of lady, I'd say sweet and modest... with the hidden bad side.
What I’m doing with my life
I work on NW 21st as a Sous Chef at Bar Mingo ( Just made the 35 best meals in "Portland Monthly"). It's a good gig, but now it's time for me to take on the scene and get Portland famous. Or not. All I truely find my self wanting is a small restaurant to cook whatever I feel like cooking. In the mean time, I find myself cooking dinners "speak-easy" style, for my underground restaurant called SubRosa....you know, under the rose city.
I’m really good at
Feeding the beast, making people laugh, throwing parties, kissing, making burrata cheese! I'm confident the best burrata in Portland is made by my hands every Sunday at Mingo.
The first things people usually notice about me
Tall, flawless sense of style.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Whatever music that seems to fit my mood.
Internet radio is wonderful, but listening to a vinyl? Nothing like turning down the lights and losing yourself listening to "The Wall" or any great album.

I'm always waiting for the next great sci-fi flick.

Obviously I like food. I have such a great appreciation and respect for those who truly care, and believe me, I can tell. There are those who make food simply to feed people, and others that do it to inspire pleasure. Cheap food or expensive, as long as its not soul-less filler food..... Ok I like soul-less filler food when im drunk.
The six things I could never do without
Drink & eat
scooter
My Buddies
Summer evenings
Pretty ladies
Dave the cat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to not look like an idiot

How to impress you. I'm flexing as I type this.....

Opening a late night food cart—already have the perfect name for it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Making the noshes
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I know the meaning of life.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You want to try my breakfast
Drunk karaoke?
Need some sound cooking advice
You are often referred to as "adorable"
You like A handsome man that can cook your panties off