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NotaHumanoid

30 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:38pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, Other
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Im a one man wolf pack

My name is Jesus (hay'soos)

A fan of life's pleasures. I find the simple things in life, are simply the way of life. Maybe a result of being raised in a small town. But good food, good sex, good drink, getting kissed on by the sun, are the pleasantries that can be enjoyed by all. What I'm trying to get across here is that I basically want to live the life of a cat.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work on NW 21st as a Sous Chef at Bar Mingo, patiently awaiting my muse. Cooking, creating,learning... hard work rewards.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Feeding the beast, making people laugh, throwing parties, kissing, making burrata cheese! I'm confident the best burrata in Portland is made by my hands every Sunday at Mingo.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Tall. Has two eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Whatever music that seems to fit my mood.
Internet radio is wonderful, but listening to a vinyl? Nothing like turning down the lights and losing yourself listening to "The Wall" or any great album.

Anything, everything sci-fi.

Obviously I like food. I have such a great appreciation and respect for those who truly care, and believe me, I can tell. There are those who make food simply to feed people, and others that do it to inspire pleasure. Cheap food or expensive, as long as its not soul-less filler food..... Ok I like soul-less filler food when im drunk.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Eat and drink
scooter
My pals
Summer evenings
Pretty ladies
Dave the cat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to not look like an idiot

My food cart that will soon come into existence
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Maybe watching a blazer game and participating in gluttony.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I know the meaning of life.
You should message me if
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C'mon, I know how this works. I'm the guy, I'll message you and you probably won't respond. It's okcupids world, and we're all just living in it.