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NotaHumanoid

28 Salem, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, Other
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Status
Single
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
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A real down to mars type of fella.
What I’m doing with my life
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I've been the Sous Chef at Mingo on NW 21st for the last 6 years, but it's time to define my future by the actions I take, so I'm quitting and opening myself a food cart (called 'Labor of Love' so keep your eye out). Hopefully the first step into opening my own brick and mortar someday in the near future.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dodging questions.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Tall. Has two eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Obviously I like food. I have such a great appreciation and respect for those who truly care, and believe me, I can tell. Their are those who make food simply to feed people, and others that do it to inspire reaction, hopefully a pleasurable one. Cheap food or expensive, as long as its not soul-less filler food..... Ok I like soul-less filler food when im drunk.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Eat and drink
scooter
friendos
Summer nights
Shout out to you Purdy ladies
Dave the cat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to not look like an idiot, unless I'm looking like an idiot, then it's cool.

My food cart that will soon come into existence
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Maybe watching a blazer game and participating in gluttony.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I know the meaning of life.
You should message me if
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C'mon, I know how this works. I'm the guy, I'll message you and you probably won't respond. It's okcupids world, and we're all just living in it.