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27 Austin, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:20pm
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body type
Trying to quit
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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If this is an app you use on the toilet, I get it, but I'd actually like to talk to you. I think all that needs to be said outside of a conversation is that I can be playful and still take everything I do seriously. So this may not be a great forum to get to know somebody, but I'm open to actually engaging someone who is willingly.

It doesn't look it from my photo, but I have a lot of tattoos.

Also, I really love stand up comedy. And whiskey. Well, booze in general.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just opened a bar called Dozen Street on 12th at the corner of Chicon.

I'm also in the business of knocking down my own boundaries. So if you find that you dislike people with very a thin filter, I'll probably offend you. Just know I never intentionally offend anyone, I'm just very curious about each person I meet and how they have lived.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty good at a lot of things, but really good at making a drink, throwing a baseball (used to be anyway, it's been a while), and being able to read a room.

I'm a Haiku machine. Try me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I smirk a lot, like I know something you don't, or like you've said something that I find funny but can't laugh loudly about. (By the way, I do know a lot of things you don't, but I think you and everyone else knows a lot of things that I don't).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Current Book: The Myth of Sisyphis by Albert Camus

Most listened to album in the last week: L.A. Woman by The Doors.

A movie that was outstanding in the last month for me: none. I haven't watched anything for a month while trying to get the bar open.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
#1 The perfectly timed glass of whiskey
#2 Warm socks on cold feet
#3 Getting to talk about in depth
#4 Gut laughing to near tears
#6 Bbq bacon cheeseburgers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When am I ever going to really sleep.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working behind the bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not very talkative about my personal life, but not at all private. That being said, I have been arrested before.
Oh and my ears stick out.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to come check out my new bar called Dozen Street. We are at 1808 E. 12th St. Intersection of 12th and Chicon.

You'd enjoy doing some market research with me at some bars around the city.