I will have a profile with 100% completion! You cannot stop me! Nobody can stop me!!!!!!!!! Except my mom.... Stupid maternal powers 8-( I don't summarize myself well. Except I smell good!

Oh... Apparently I have to get to 500 words to get 45%! Well... I like to read, and play games, and do crazy crazy shenanigans. The end! NEXT BOX! Now it's 1,000?! What is this crap?! Ugh! Fine!

Secondary update: I have food stuck in my throat and that is THE MOST maddening feeling on the planet!
A) Senor (there's a squiggly over that 'n'... JUST IMAGINE IT OK?!) food, you do not belong there, I don't like your constant minute pressure on my..tonsils? Gobblydegook? WHATEVER THAT IS GET OFF IT!!!!!
B) You are to be either in my mouth or my stomach. Never elsewhere. Be delicious or fulfilling, if you are doing neither you are not going to achieve your destiny and you will be reincarnated as poo-... Um......... I'll think of something! *glarestare at food*

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT!!!!!!! VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, I've just read OKCupid's awesome blog (http://blog.okcupid.com/) and have learned a few things about how to attract ladies. I'll never tell you that you're sexy, beautiful, hot, or a cutie. I will, however, mention how fascinating and awesome you are. I'll possibly throw in the fact that you're cool and mention how nice something is. I'll always ask you how it's going and never say "hi" or "hey". Apparently trying to chat more efficiently is no bueno, so no chat programs for us! I'm also strongly in favor of vegetarian metal bands with a fan base of tattooed zombies who really dig the physics of video games based on literature they read in grad school.... Favorite movies. I couldn't work that into my sentence and maintain its awesome flow. Sorry. I also noticed that you have good taste and I was curious what your name was because you didn't mention it! I'm sorry, and I apologize for being just so so awkward I mean, I'm probably just kinda a little unsure what to say. Finally, I will never tell you I'm God, though I may say I'm Zeus.

There! I believe I have successfully done everything OKCupid told me to to get a date!

Uh..... Petting it? Is my life an object?!

Seriously though, I'm not adding anything to this.

I'm only adding to this to reach 1,000. I hate you mr. cupid robot guy!

So I go to school (again), work, and would better myself as a human being if only I weren't already perfect! *flexposes* Also, I've recently discovered the joys of ABC's music lounge. Suh-weeeeet!

I also spend large amounts of time with vertically challenged 11-12 year olds who... Did you know if you highlight a word or group of words you can click on them and drag them around with the mouse instead of "ctrl+x"ing that shiz? THAT IS AWESOME!!!!

Eating. Eating fast. Smelling good. Wearing clothes. Writing. Short. Sentences.

*sigh* I'll add to you too you shameless self-promotion section. I'm good at really nerdy things. I'm also half-decent at sports. Uh... I'm good at stuff?

........Am I a mind-reader?! Whatever they happen to notice first!

(although I really hope it's how good I smell)

But there're so many! Uh.....

Dumas, Eddings, Robert Jordan, Asimov, Non-fiction, I'm sure there're some pretentious authors I like to read, but I can't see all my books from here and I'm not putting on my glasses/getting up so there! Basically I like decent fantasy, good sci-fi, good historical fiction (the bar is pretty high on that one though), and books that teach me things. It can be anything from science to history to cooking, to political ideology. I'd be more down with philosophy if the people who wrote [about] it didn't use big words to make themselves feel good so often.

Comedy. Action. I'm a boy! I don't like Megan Fox though. Pretty is awesome, but being in the movie just to be pretty frustrates me. Also, she's kind of stuck on herself. Wench.

Food: Meat. Carbohydrates. Candy. Sugar.

My musical taste varies a lot and I like just about anything. NOT everything! Just ALMOST everything!

Food. Water. Shelter. What if I'm done before 6?

Fine, I'll add 3 things I like. I will have those 500 words!

I like talking.
I like delicious treats of sweet heaven. Cinnabon makes those. So does Starbucks. I do NOT care what you say, but Sweet Life is NOT a place with delicious treats of sweet heaven!
I also like..... Doing active stuff. I get bouncy and bored if I'm not active in some serious way at least once a day.

AM I AT 1,000 YET?!

Life, the universe and everything. That reminds me.. Add Douglas Adams to my books!

I think about everyday stuff! You know like.... "Oo I should go grocery shopping tonight." Or "Hellooooooo delicious treat, get in my mouth!" or even "If I hit one more red light bad horribly naughty mean things shall happen!"

I'm sure you use that sort of language too.

In or out. It depends on what other peoples are doing. Although I should really start making my friends go do social alcohol imbibing activities more. Those shut-ins!

I also like to drink alone. I find that activity nurtures the spirit more than any other!

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