I've significantly revamped my profile, so it's no longer the entirely stream of consciousness it always was. I'm not really sure how much is accurate at any given moment but, you know, we'll figure it out.
I'm dashingly dashing. At least when I've got my inhaler. If not, then I'm....walkingly walking? That joke doesn't really lend itself to a whole lot. Unfortunate. Anyway, I have a name, I have pictures, I have all the requisite body parts (I think). So here's my OkCupid Profile!
I've read OKCupid's awesome blog (http://blog.okcupid.com/) and have learned a few things about how to attract ladies. I'll never tell you that you're sexy, beautiful, hot, or a cutie. I will, however, mention how fascinating and awesome you are. I'll possibly throw in the fact that you're cool and mention how nice something is. I'll always ask you how it's going and never say "hi" or "hey". Apparently trying to chat more efficiently is no bueno, so no chat programs for us! I'm also strongly in favor of vegetarian metal bands with a fan base of tattooed zombies who really dig the physics of video games based on literature they read in grad school.... Favorite movies. I couldn't work that into my sentence and maintain its awesome flow. Sorry. I also noticed that you have good taste and I was curious what your name was because you didn't mention it! I'm sorry, and I apologize for being just so so awkward I mean, I'm probably just kinda a little unsure what to say. Finally, I will never tell you I'm God, though I may say I'm Zeus.
There! I believe I have successfully done everything OKCupid told me to to get a date!
I am good-smelling, extremely non-stinky, and pretty sweet.
I'm also very impressed by any woman on this site who sticks with it. From what I've heard from my female friends who are on here you get a ridiculous amount of messages on a daily basis. When I see more than about 4 in my inbox I'm just like, "Errrrrrrrgh, I don't want to read and respond to all of those!" So when you have 50-100 and you still read and respond to some. That's motivation! :P