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Nothingamusing

36 M Norwich, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Aug 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Dislikes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello,

This is me. I'm a quiet bloke at the best of times so being faced with numerous boxes to fill is slightly daunting. So instead I'm going to fill them with random facts. Oh ignore the cringeworthy username

I am not bothering, to put anything here, and getting away with it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
filling my quota of 500 words with random facts.

I was born in the August of 1978. Pope Paul VI died 2 days before I was born so I'm one of a small band of people for whom (even though I'm not Catholic or religious) the current incumbent is our 4th Pope.
Olivia Newton John and John Travolta were number 1 (or at least they were if you lived in the UK, it was "Miss You" by the Rolling Stones if you live in the US). Dancing in the City by Marshall Hain was also in the charts and no doubt so were Boney M amongst others. James Callaghan was Prime Minister and some flaxen haired blue tinted battleaxe from Grantham his opposition. Geoff Boycott was captain of the England cricket team a fact we've been reminded of ever since. We were about to go into a "winter of discontent". With only 3 terrestrial TV channels to keep us entertained. With programmes like Morecambe and Wise, Porridge and the Good Life which have been repeated ever since.

Thatcher duly won the following year, both punk and disco died as too a decade. So began the eighties an unforgiving decade for which every pre-teen photo cruelly fashioned. As too the early nineties with its baggy, rave, grunge ideals that appealed in teenage life. Annoyingly just as I left school in the summer of 1994 music came out of its sub-genre cliques in the darkened corners into the mainstream with Britpop. School's loss was college's gain. Just as Britpop came to its inevitable demise (Late August 1997 - Be Here Now released - as good a point in history as when the wheels came off) the world of work opened its doors and finally let me in. Spent the noughties at work in various guises. 3 months into a new decade and lets be honest the last one was rubbish.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm somebody else they know, usually called Steve (which isn't my name it's Pete) I've also been spotted in random places which is either the elusive Steve, a double or a result of an accident with a photocopier my parents never told me about.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Having a dry sense of humour, satire has always appealed.

Anything by Armando Ianucci, Chris Morris, Graham Linehan (Father Ted, Black Books, IT Crowd): Which lets face it were the cutting edge of comedy for me as a teenager. Charlie Brooker is good for acerbic soundbytes.

I don't watch much TV as I use to, more to do with content than anything else. Perhaps I'm just too level headed and long in the tooth to be bedazzled by the glitz and glam paraded in front of us on TV these days. Anyone would of thought Simon Cowell had invented this amazing concept of a televised talent contest they way they carry on.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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it would be rude not too.