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NothingsTrivia1

29 M Jersey City, NJ

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Islam, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players..." I am a player with many roles.
One of my students asked me if I would consider myself to be a philosopher. I said yes, and he asked on what ground, aside from my occupation, because that's too obvious. I said that aside from being charged with the mental and cognitive growth of my students and nieces and nephews, I myself am constantly learning and growing and experiencing different things.

I'm going for my masters soon. Educational technology sounds interesting.
Supervision and administration is a possibility, but I don't quite know if I'd want to join the dark side...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Returning to the cave.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Master of metaphors.
There is no friction, with the proper diction.
referencing cheesy horror movies.
Did you see my reference?
The first things people usually notice about me
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I look like Aladdin, the villain from Aladdin, Chris Angel and the guy from Saints Row 2 all at the same time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Siddhartha, Of Mice and Men, Fahrenheit 451, Dracula, Frankenstein, Under the Roofs of Paris, Dexter, The Sookie Stackhouse novels, Dexter ( I've only read Darkly Dreaming but am curious to see how much the books deviate from the television series), Great Expectations (because of the South Park episode that spoofs it), The Walking Dead...
Movies: The Wrestler, Sin City, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, X-Files, The Devil's Rejects and House, mostly anything Kevin Smith...Dogma especially (really deep for a comedy movie...), Pan's Labyrinth, Alien, The Evil Dead, The Gingerdead Man (yes! I love cheesey horror films, The Crow (if they are so adamant about remaking that movie, they need to have Rob Zombie direct it and cast a no name such as myself in the movie. I can rock that look..)
Music: Marilyn Manson, NIN, My Chemical Romance, Interpol, Dir En Grey, Red Hot Chillie Pepper, The Cure, Dethklok, Lacuna Coil, Within Temptation, Gwar, Mudvayne, Rob Zombie, Powerman 5000 (the first album only) Sevendust, God Forbid, Iron Maiden, Placebo, and that Gay Fish song from South Park
Television: True Blood, Dexter, The Walking Dead, Boardwalk Empire, Twin Peaks, Batman: The Animated Series, South Park, Hung (so upset they cancelled it!), and I still watch WWE Wrestling from time to time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I think I am like Binder from Futurama.
My Sundays have temporarily lost meaning without my shows.
I like the song, Enjoy the Silence, though I don't always enjoy silence.
Awareness.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I have thirteen letters in my name. If I were superstitious, this would worry me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Telling some of the most unbelievable and funny stories to my co-workers over some beers as a means of decompression.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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As a toddler, I always hated wearing pants.
You should message me if
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If you are interested in meeting up.
If you would like to get together and have a Dexter marathon.
Or if you want to pound back some microbrews and play poker or videogames or something :)
You want to meet up at Iron Monkey for some drinks.