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Notmythical

47 M Asheville, NC

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 36–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What to write? Nice guy, not a player. Loves to have fun, laughing is a daily activity.
Want to know more about me ask. Simply I am a nice guy seeking a nice woman.

I believe in God but am more spiritual rather than into organized religion.

If your sweet, like to laugh, don't use people, want to meet a sincere nice guy that will treat you well if you treat him well. I'm your guy.

Have two one year old cats I rescued when they were 4 months old with OCD issues. They are sisters and its a genetic thing. Can be amusing. Sorry but they stay. So don't like cats move along. Ask me I'll tell you the OCD weirdness. Vet actually diagnosed this!

I really want to meet a great girl and get off these web sites !
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Growing and running my business. Also just earned my degree in Psychlogy, although it took 30 yrs I am a college graduate!! Yay me! So busy I am, but I find social time. Important to balance it all. Being a good friend to my friends . Missing my kids away at college. Raising two kittens. Playing my Baritone horn, going to WCU football games ( son is in the marching band).
Trying out the world of online dating.
Living life, avoiding stress or at least when it comes up deflecting with my sense of humor. Do not like negative people, I am repelled by people that constantly complain.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am a chameleon and can adapt to any situation and survive it. I read people very well and that comes in handy. Trust my gut.
I think its a gift I have and my business allows me to use that to help people, help families, in a unique way.
I do a great Yoda imitation and if I am comfortable with you and have just the right amount of alcohol in me I do a great Neil Diamond impersonation. No fear, social drinker only.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My spleen. But if you lack X-Ray vision then you might miss that. Trust me it's freaking beautiful!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love to read, when I have time. Nelson Demille, James Lee Burke, Greg Iles, Patricia Cornwall. I worship George Carlin and think Naplam and Silly Putty is one of the funniest and prophetic books I have ever read. It's my bible. Almost forgot the Jack Reacher novels!
I love to lose myself in a book for a few hours when I need to decompress. I am a sci-fi fan, but not overboard with it. OK maybe a bit BUT I keep my inner geek to myself most of the time (though yes, I did buy tickets to the new Star Trek movie the day they went on sale and have watched the entire Battlestar Gallatica series at least twice). Walking Dead, is currently my favorite TV show. Loved In Plain Sight, but it was not renewed..bummed me out. Of course I like the Big Bang Theory. Hell's Kitchen and Masterchef. I do like The Amazing Race. Very little TV that I like. I watch documentaries and comedians that I can stream from Netflix. Update: I am addicted to Homeland. Also Real Time with Bill Maher.
Food; yeah I like good food. Too much. I like to cook, mainly Italian and I am great on the BBQ.
Music: Everything but heavy duty rap and just cannot get into country. My Ipod has classical, 1980's stuff, Snoop Dog, AC/DC, Fleetwood Mac... odd mix of stuff.
Sports: NY Yankee baseball fan and NY Jet football fan (I know leave me alone about the Jets)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My kids. They are my light. I love them more than they can comprehend. That said, I can love my kids and love a significant other. I can multi-task that way. You're impressed I know!!
2. Appreciating beauty in all its forms, Too easy to get stuck in all the bad and sad news. Need to stop and take in the good around us every day.
3. My internal organs. I can spare a kidney..otherwise gotta have the rest. Some external body parts too I would not want to do without.
4. Opposable thumbs.
5. My friends. They mean more to me then they know.
6. Coffee. Worst thing I am addicted to.

P.S. Just because I can spare a kidney does not mean you can have it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What the hell happened? How is it possible I am 47 and have two kids in college? I am too young for that!
How did Snoop Dog become Snoop Lion? That's not right, you can't just change mammals like that. Why don't sheep shrink in the rain? Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? Why do the voices always tell people to kill people? Why do they never tell someone to dress up as a circus clown and sing opera in the middle of a busy street? If we evolved from Apes why are there still Apes? Why do men have nipples? Why do they continue to insist on explaining how to use a seat belt on airplanes? Seriously?? They actually demonstrate how to buckle a seat belt. If you need help with that just get off the plane because that level of stupid at 35000 feet could hurt someone.
What's the deal with Ryan Seacrest?? That guy annoys me.
OK..I have exposed way too much of what goes on in my head and probably just scared you away. But if not..read on.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relieved that the weekend is here! Sometimes finding a friend to do something with, sometimes I just want a quiet night to go outside and look at the stars. I love calm, peaceful, quiet moments in nature. Sometimes I just drive up the Blue Ridge find a spot and hike into the woods and just chill out enjoying the peace and serenity of it all. Read a book, catch a movie. Would be nice to have a woman in my life again to share those moments with.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm Batman. Don't believe me? I live close to the Batcave exit on I-40 East Asheville. What more proof could one want?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1. You are a woman. Born as female.
2. You are mostly intact. Physically and mentally
3. You know when to have fun and cut loose and don't mind doing it. Serious when appropriate. Need to like to laugh!
4. You are not still seething over some other guy that did you wrong. It was not me. Only one person can register that complaint and if you are her GO AWAY I HAVE A COURT ORDER.
5. Your willing to give things a chance. There is no instant chemistry/connection. You have to get to know someone and a couple hour date, unless it is not good, you just can't tell. Relationships take TIME and EFFORT.
6. You are not Bat Shit crazy. If you are at least be in touch with that side of yourself and be at peace with it.
7. You are a kind person. I don't like mean, nasty, or rude people. I am repelled by those qualities.
8. You best have a sense of humor or you will NOT get me at all.
9. Somewhere in this babbling nonsense I have written I have piqued your interest. Then please say hello! I don't bite. Not on the first date at least. (kidding)
10. You can write me, its 2014. Its cool. Women can write guys now. Vote. Wear pants. Be executives. Its a good thing. Be brave!

Also, please at least have made at attempt to fill out your profile. Only way I have some insight into you!! Must have a picture. I did it, you can too!