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33 M Coventry, RI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:02am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of two-year college
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm the most genuine guy you'll ever meet.

I'm a smart and funny. I enjoy learning new things, gardening, movies, animals, camping a good steak, mead, sleeping in on rainy days, and I genuinely enjoy long moonlit walks with someone special.

Additionally, I'm an INFJ

Here's some random stuff about me:
I once attempted psychic communication with a hedgehog.
I brew my own mead.
I collect skulls, many of which I cleaned myself.
I think Groucho Marx was a genius.
I've been a semi-nomadic for most of my adult life.
I am, evidently, a direct descendant of a Norse Dwarfish god of smithing.
I'm allergic to apples, peaches and coconut.
I got rid of my TV years ago and don't miss it one bit.
I don't approve of square pizzas.
When I was 15, I bred small rodents for fun and profit.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
These days, I'm a part-time philosopher, and aspiring published writer of fiction. For my entire adult life, I've been moving from place to place, in essence, going where it seems I'm needed most. Last October I moved back to RI from WV where I spent a few years farming and serving as a live-in nanny for small children. now I'm back in my home state, staying with friends who usually provide a roof when I need one, and I'm currently working out a few personal problems.

Chiefly, a Social Anxiety Disorder sort of problem.
It's making things challenging, but I'm working through it.

I'm a woodsie hippie at heart and want to acquire a lot of land than build a little cabin in the woods there and, of course, ensure it has a good internet connection.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh
I doodle like a champ
I'm okay at gardening,
(I try to keep a pumpkin patch every year)
I'm a decent cook,
I can tan leather,
I can brew a tasty mead,
And I have a way with the written word.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've got long dark brown hair and eyes to match.
Also, my quiet nature, once I get a feel for a person, my natural silence is usually pierced by my sense of humor, dry and often dark.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Ishmael, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, John Dies in the End, the Hunger Games trilogy, The Ender's Game series, Si-Fi, Fantasy, Field Guides, and the backs of cereal boxes.

Movies: A Night at the Opera, Dark Knight, Fight Club, Shawn of the Dead, King Kong (the 1933 version), Evil Dead, Primer, Ink, Lo Comedy (more witty than slapstick), Fantasy, Sci-fi, combinations thereof, Zombie flicks, Cartoons, and from time to time I'm in the mood for some proper horror. (Zombie flicks don't count as horror...they're preparation for the inevitable apocalypse) and I'm usually willing to give an indi flick a shot.

Shows: Firefly, Farscape, Walking Dead, Gargoyles, Futurama, Dr. Who, Game of Thrones, Vikings, and most things with an exotic landscape, clever writing, witty dialogue and fantastic creatures.

Websites: Google is my home page (I'm almost always researching something or other), I tend to keep both facebook and gmail windows open, and I'm Darth Wrat on Kingdom of Loathing.

Music: Lately I've been digging on Irish rock (Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphys), with the odd dash of scissor sisters, Garbage, Reel Big Fish and Rob Zombie, tempered by Adelle and , of course, Norah Jones when I'm looking to just chill.

Food: Bacon, Steak, Mead, Bacon, Oranges, Kiwi, Strawberry, Dutch Fries, peanut, Cheeseburger, cambells tomato soup, Bacon.
Also, I have a secret love affair with beer battered onion rings.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Seems I've had to go without everything at one point or another throughout my life. It's left me with a "I'll make do" attitude.

Here, however, is a list of six things I'd really rather not do without.
1. Companionship (kinda why I'm here)
2. Basic survival stuff (I.E. food, water, shelter, health)
3. Some way to occupy my mind and hands; like books and art
4. My sense of wonder at the universe.
5. Inspiration
6. Music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Time travel, zombie invasion scenarios, my career as a super hero, "will this thing I'm doing right now make for a good story later", mead recipes, Ideas for creative expression stuff, what book I should read next, "what if's", and pondering the next adventure.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm always here, and never there.
I'm never ever anywhere,
excepting of course for here which is where I am in.
And when I go from here to there,
I take my "here" with me everywhere,
and "there" becomes a place I have been.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Vacuum cleaners make me nervous, I'm not sure why.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Somebody once said "If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." I'm well aware that I don't come off as an amazing catch. I'm poor and have my issues. I'm also a caring, loving man. If we hit it off (and if I messaged you than I think we very well might) than I can ensure that you will feel loved, respected and never feeling lonesome for as long as I draw breath. I know what sad and lonely feels like...a lot. I wouldn't wish it on anyone. One day soon I'll be better, and I'm a damn amazing person. I know that from when I have my good days. You'd be lucky to have me, and by summing me up solely by my income or because I get nervous right now, you're missing out. Message me, try me out, and feel free to ask me anything and expect an honest response. It would take all of two minuets and could easily be the best “risk” you've ever taken.

With that being said, you should message me if...
If you think a relationship should start with some good solid flirting, if the idea of laughing around a campfire appeals to you, if you just want to chat, and especially if you'd like to split that last piece of bacon.

Or, if you'd just like to be friends. it's not the focus of this account, but that would be nice too.