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Notvictoria

23 F Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:56pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I hate Internet Dating.
I have all of my Limbs Attached.
I am Available in 3-D to Most Individuals.
I Tend To Like Both Things AND Stuff.

^Haha I'm leaving that there because I wrote it ages ago! I'm a Canadian Comedian who is visiting Chicago this summer. Looking to line up some dates with some locals. I love dating but I fucking hate the notion of boyfriends so if you are hip to my jive shoot me a message.
What I’m doing with my life
Stand-up Comedy. Sketch comedy. Following my dreams.
Best way to hear back from me is ask me about upcoming shows or projects.
I’m really good at
Stand-up.
Improvisation.
Sketch Writing.
Social Situations.
Acting.
Llama Breeding.
Bull Shitting certain Items on Questionaires.
Videogames.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm an aggressively different lady! I bet all the girls say that, but no really.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Walking Dead, Hellboy, The Boys and Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
Movies: Jurassic Park and The Labrynth.
Music: Arcade Fire, Mother Mother, Blitzen Trapper, Rush, Tragically Hip.
Food: Everything...but not everything like at once. I like spicy and I have a mean sweet tooth.
The six things I could never do without
A Computer.
A Creative outlet.
A Gameplan.
An Exit.
Oxygen.
Humor.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What it means to be successful.
On a typical Friday night I am
At a comedy club or a Karaoke Bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an open book lol. I'm only back on OKC because you can't change the locations on Tinder!
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You feel like hanging out or accompanying me to a cool show!
You're a self-aware adult who strives to find something more in this life!
You have a slight understanding of modern feminism, I'm not fundamental, crazy or extreme or anything but we are gonna have nothing in common if you're some weird kid who's never touched a boob before.