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I'm 24, living in Porter Square just outside Boston. I roll 20's and put all my points into Funk when I level up. I only wear outfits that give at least a +5 bonus to Rocking Out. I keep a Varia suit in my closet, but it's only for special occasions - weddings, bar mitzvahs, Wednesdays, that sort of thing. I am not the droids you're looking for, and I'm perplexed as to why you're searching for droids in the first place. Although I guess the Internet is as good a place as any to start, at least.

y friends typically don't take very many things seriously, and are willing to laugh at pretty much anything. This is pretty much necessary for being my friend, as I can look at Cyanide and Happiness' Depressing Comic Week 2 and appreciate the hilarity of it. Pretty much everyone I hang out with follows and enjoys xkcd, in part because most of the people I hang out with are friends I made through the forums there. Yes, I make friends on the Internet - some people find that odd, which it may be; however, some find it taboo or unacceptable, and if you do, then you are a hypocrite, since you're presumably trying to do just that right now. ;)

As for relationships - silliness is very important. Sarcasm is a requirement. Sharing laughter is utterly key. Cyanide and Happiness and xkcd are great outlines of my sense of humor, so if you love them too, that lines up pretty well. Also sex. Delicious sex. Often combined with laughter.

I've got a bike and a nearby DDR machine which I use as my gym. I like webcomics - xkcd in particular, and I enjoy the forums for it and have actually met a few good friends through it. Other than that, I partake of the usual fare - hanging out with friends, watching Futurama and Family Guy, playing Guitar Hero and other video games.

I just recently started playing Magic: The Gathering again, and dredged up my years-old collection of cards. I am looking for new people to play with, since the friend who got me back into it is a jerk and decided that now he likes Pokemon cards better.

I am also concentrating on advancing my career a little bit at the moment, and edging closer to something I actually want to do. For the most part, I am just enjoying myself and my friends.

Taking nothing overly seriously. That way, everything ends up being much more fun.

Also, I can spell pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis out loud in about six seconds.

Most likely my preponderance toward irreverent humor. And sometimes large words. (Like pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis. Kiss my ass, antidisestablishmentarianism!)

Not necessarily in this order -

1. Inappropriate humor - If something's potentially offensive, I'll probably end up joking about it. It's still possible to offend me, but it has to be clear that you actually mean it when you say something like "The Holocaust never happened."

2. Video games - I <3 my Wii and my DS and sometimes my PS2. They are fun to play. Plus, some of the best jokes are video game jokes. Also my cat is named Samus.

3. Friends - otherwise I would have ONLY video games to keep me busy. And I love 'em, but too much does tend to make me go stir crazy. Besides, without real game, all of my board games become immediately useless.

4. KITTIES! - I will seriously melt into a puddle in the presence of adorable cats. They are my kryptonite. And I don't even mind, because they're damn cute.

5. teh intarwebs - otherwise I'd have to talk to my friends on the PHONE. I'd really rather not think about how much those minutes would cost.

6. Sex - did I not go over this one in ye olde selfe-summarie?

Lately, ways to make myself get outside and enjoy this ridiculously gorgeous weather we've been having. Got any ideas?

Figuring out what I'm going to do on Saturday and Sunday. Makin' phonecalls, makin' plans, and other than that just chillin out, maxin', relaxin' all cool and shootin' some b-ball outside of the...wait, that's the Fresh Prince. I do do that stuff, though, except the b-ball, and also things like board game nights or comedy shows - standard "hanging out with friends" stuff.

I have a lot of Hello Kitty merchandise.

That's not really private, since I don't hide any of it and it's the motif on my wallet and debit card. But there you have it.

You have the other half of the amulet.

If you want to play board games (from Risk to Scrabble to Settlers and beyond), video games, or Magic.

Or if you feel like chatting or hanging out at all, romantically or not - I like meeting new people. Well, COOL new people. So make sure you're cool.