1 part vodka
1 part tequila
1 part rum
1 part gin
1 part triple sec
1 1/2 parts sweet and sour mix
1 splash Coca-Cola®
Mix ingredients together over ice in a glass. Pour into a shaker and give one brisk shake. Pour back into the glass and make sure there is a touch of fizz at the top. Garnish with lemon.
Every time I go to the movies I think "It's so insane that humans go to dark rooms to watch humans pretend to be other humans."
I want a romantic comedy trailer that starts, "Ben was looking for love in all the wrong places," and then shows Ben digging up a grave.
A good way to meet a lot of cops is to put a "Baby On Board" sticker on a picnic basket tied to a motorcycle.
The raw footage of SPACE JAM is mostly just Michael Jordan running around and talking to no one in an empty gym.
Maxim's Hot 100 List is bogus. Some of those girls look WAY younger than 100.