In other words, hi. I am new. Not the same face & profiles that you scroll through to the point where you actually feel as if you know Tammy69xx and her cat named Miley Cyrus. You wonder deeply why Tammy would include 69 in her dating profile name, since she wants to find "true love". And why she would automatically kiss you all twice, when I won't even kiss you on the second date & that's in real life. Your heart isn't just some wedge of grapefruit you can give out to anyone who wants a slice. You scroll, slowly wondering how it is you are single when you're such a catch compared to these losers, then you realize...wow...maybe I am Tammy and I don't know it! Then you hit the SUBMIT button which completes your profile set-up.
That was a really long way of saying that Most of us are only on here because of curiousness, loneliness, boredom...I am probably an embodiment of them all, honestly. I like having a go-to friend to run around with...more than a boyfriend, a partner in crime. A best friend. Most couples forget they are also friends and start speaking to each other rudely or otherwise disrespecting the gift. If you're friends first, you never have to break up the next day. I don't want a boyfriend. i want an "other". The good news is, I am real & not some smackbag trawling the site with back-hair and a crusty sock next to my mousepad storing women's photos in his Spank Bank. The bad news is, I think I may be Tammy but without the 69 part because that's just vulgar and I went to a good school & am wearing closed-toed shoes, even.