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34 M Chicago, IL

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Last Online
Today – 10:04am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Very often
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
"Good Lenses, Bad Frames" I think that pretty much encapsulates me.
What I’m doing with my life
If you get out of bed in the morning, and you have a job to go to, and when you get home, you have someone there who cares about you; the game is over and you have won. Everything I do is toward winning that game.
I’m really good at
Organizing, filling out baseball scorecards, looking up information in a card catalog, and other things that will be of no use to me when I am inevitably attacked by a bear. I have freakish recall of all sorts of inane and curious trivia, but am forever forgetting where I keep, say, the ketchup.

I can also paint an entire apartment in one afternoon. Two coats!
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't have much sense of social norms, so usually I have done or said something generally considered to be wildly inappropriate. It has also been pointed out to me that it is strange that I always eat my fries first.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books, I like a lot of non-fiction, stuff about science or history. Tv, I am obsessed with Dr. Who, Top Gear UK, anything with James May or Anthony Bourdain. Other shows I like: How I Met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, 30 Rock... I don't have expanded cable so spare me your Dexter and Entourage crap. I think a pretty solid case could be made for The Royal Tenenbaums being my favorite film. Food, I like trying new things (especially foreign or ethnic), but also am a big fan of comfort food. I especially like anything that makes you ashamed after you eat it. I love to cook, and enjoy embarking on kitchen projects ranging from mundane to the absurdly complicated.

Favorite Pie: Shepherd's
The six things I could never do without
Maps of places I have never been
My Wisden Cricketers' Almanack
Those crazy Latin candles with saints on them
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I am constantly trying to figure out what people's deal is. When the person in front of me at the Jewel checkout is buying a quart of Penzoil, 6 jars of peanut butter, a bag of frozen corn, and a pineapple. all I can think is "Well, what's the story here?"
On a typical Friday night I am
I work on Friday nights now. So there's that.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You think you can tolerate me. Sanity optional.