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NptonAsh

32 M Northampton, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:32am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I hate talking about myself so I'll rewrite this properly later, but for now I'll leave it as follows.
I spend my days working mainly in accounts. I say mainly because my job is more diverse than just number crunching and book keeping.
When not working I like to go out a few times a week(not "socialising", I don't drink), reading(prefer non-fiction to fiction, there's just so much to learn), being convinced to take part in strange and potentially lethal activities like Sky diving(sky diving itself doesn't really interest me but you need hundreds of jumps before you can use a wing suit so I'll be starting down that path this summer) and spending more time than I would like to surfing the net.

Until then, here's a few things I like in a partner:
Intelligence is incredibly attractive (as is a geek streak)
Open-mindedness
Confidence in what you do
Light-hearted teasing and playful banter
Vulnerability is endearing, combined with inner fire is irresistible.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finished studying for now. I suprise myself daily with the amount of random useless facts I can remember. I'm like Sheldon Cooper but without the social skills.
Considering a degree, but unsure of whether to pursue something more useful for a career like Law; Business or Economics; Accounts (it's my job, I already have a qualification and there's far less reading involved than Law), or to study something more for my own interest like music; engineering; or Chemistry(I loved it during my sixth form days, although my practicals were always a danger to myself and others).
I'm also planning on starting my own business. I've got quite a few ideas of what I'd like to do just need to work out some kinks.
I fancy skydiving this year as well.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Using colourful language at inappropriate times;
giving advice and then not following it myself;
saying things then realising they sounded different in my head;
one or two things I'm probably not allowed to mention here, naughty things :-o;
remembering miscellaneous crap(song lyrics, rules to games like Warhammer that I've not played in 15+ years, whole sections of film/TV dialog) in place of things I really should remember;
being slightly concerned at the number of people who seem to be proud of their borderline alcohol dependency;
making jokes out of everything;
not being able to think of anything I'm really good at.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've never considered it. Probably the shaved head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, and the 3 others in the series. It also has the accolade of being the only (series of) fiction book(s) that I can remember reading. I generally stick to non-fiction as I like to learn.
Movies: The Lost Boys; The Princess Bride; Fast Times At Ridgemont High; The Goonies; Legend; Innocent Blood; Highlander; The Shawshank Redemption; Stand By Me; anything by Kevin Smith; and so many others. I love horror films(I have all the Alien films and the special edition of Predator) and just about anything from the 80's. My guilty pleasure is 50's scifi B-movies and creature features.
I'm also going to include TV here: The Big Bang Theory; Mock The Week; QI; NCIS; Mythbusters; Monk; a cartoon from my childhood called "The Mysterious Cities Of Gold"; Peep Show; Skins; Quantum Leap.
Music: Most modern music is crap so I tend to listen to older stuff. I like individual songs rather than bands, and only tend to listen to music in the background as I'm doing other things. That said, I do like Cheap Trick; Queen; Metallica; Iron Maiden; Muse; and probably quite a few others too.
Food: I love ice cream with hot chocolate sponge cakes. And cheesecakes. And the Oreo Cookie Cake at Buddies. I really like chocolate too, and so many other unhealthy snacks and foodstuffs I wouldn't know where to start. I'm told I make very nice cookies, and my cheesecake isn't bad either. I'm not a fan of vegetables (I'll eat potatoes but apparently they don't count), and the only eggs I eat are made of chocolate. I currently have an obsession with apples.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family, my friends, The Internet, food, orange and pineapple squash.
Yes, I know that's only 5. Clearly I'm a rebel and I'm sticking it to the man. Take that the man.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
So many many things, for example:
Why are BMW/Audi/Mercedes owners even allowed to drive? Why does Dr Sam Beckett insist on having loud conversations with Al, who only he can see, when there are other people close by? What shape would a circle be if pi was exactly 3? Why do women need so many pairs of shoes? Seriously. What's with all the shoes? Are you all stockpiling in case there's a shortage?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing the same thing I do every night Pinky, trying to take over the world.
I'm probably at home, on the internet or reading a book. I've tried going out, but to be honest I can't think of anything less interesting to do than to go clubbing. Especially when you end up with a bunch of people trying to convince you that you need to add alcohol to your drinks. I have however developed my "finger-up-the-bum" argument just for this situation.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Nothing really springs to mind, but that's probably because I already know all of my secrets. Your secrets are far more interesting to me. Like that thing you used to do that nobody else knows about. Yes, that thing.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not quite the usual "clubbing every Friday/Saturday night, drinking till I'm sick" type;
You're willing to accept my family tradition of roast chicken every Saturday;
you want to;
you're open to my spur of the moment ideas like going for a walk in the middle of the night, or deciding to spend the weekend at some hotel or similar I've just happened across online.