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NptonAsh

32 Northampton, UK Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
May 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Administration
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I never know what to say about me, so I asked some ex girlfriends. One told me I was always extremely honest with her, always sincere and up front whenever she asked me anything. Another said I was adventurous, spontaneous and open-minded when it came to her off the wall ideas. A number of friends, as well as my boss as the work Xmas do, have mentioned that my sense of humour is well liked, so I guess that's a plus.

In a woman, I want someone who is willing to be completely open and honest. I want the type of relationship free from game-playing and second guessing, where we keep no secrets and if one of us is not happy then neither of us is happy.
I want a woman who has a sense of humour but can also be serious, and who has her own interests and dreams and things she is passionate about. I don't mind if we don't like all the same things, that way we can both learn from each others tastes and experience things we wouldn't have though of before.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work for a company that trades in scrap metal. I love my job. Everybody seems to come to me whenever there's a problem, so it's rewarding to solve them all and get things moving again. I get to cover almost every role and am pretty much left to my own devices so have a great amount of freedom.
I just started using weights again a couple of weeks ago, and have just bought some running shoes so I can start running. I read, I'm writing a book(involving fitness/pyschology/body language/cookery and all sorts), and I take an improv workshop one night a week. I've got a couple of business ideas I'm looking to get off the ground in the next month or so as well, and I'm trying to find time to teach myself guitar too.
I have several business ideas, a couple of which I'm working on right now. I want to do something that's going to help people.
Apart from that, I want to travel a little. I always wanted to see Machu Picchu in Peru, and visit the far east.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Using colourful language at inappropriate times;
my job (at one time there was 3 people doing it, now just me);
giving advice and then not following it myself;
saying things then realising they sounded different in my head;
one or two things I'm probably not allowed to mention here, naughty things :-o;
remembering miscellaneous crap(song lyrics, rules to games like Warhammer that I've not played in 15+ years, whole sections of film/TV dialog) in place of things I really should remember;
being slightly concerned at the number of people who seem to be proud of their borderline alcohol dependency;
making jokes out of everything;
not being able to think of anything I'm really good at.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've never considered it. Probably the shaved head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, and the 3 others in the series. It also has the accolade of being the only (series of) fiction book(s) that I can remember reading. I generally stick to non-fiction as I like to learn.
Movies: The Lost Boys; The Princess Bride; Fast Times At Ridgemont High; The Goonies; Legend; Innocent Blood; Highlander; The Shawshank Redemption; Stand By Me; anything by Kevin Smith; and so many others. I love horror films(I have all the Alien films and the special edition of Predator) and just about anything from the 80's. My guilty pleasure is 50's scifi B-movies and creature features.
I'm also going to include TV here: The Big Bang Theory; Mock The Week; QI; NCIS; Mythbusters; Monk; a cartoon from my childhood called "The Mysterious Cities Of Gold"; Peep Show; Skins; Quantum Leap.
Music: Most modern music is crap so I tend to listen to older stuff. I like individual songs rather than bands, and only tend to listen to music in the background as I'm doing other things. That said, I do like Cheap Trick; Queen; Metallica; Iron Maiden; Muse; and probably quite a few others too.
Food: This is all so unhealthy. I love ice cream with hot chocolate sponge cakes. And cheesecakes. And the Oreo Cookie Cake at Buddies. I really like chocolate too, and so many other unhealthy snacks and foodstuffs I wouldn't know where to start. I'm told I make very nice cookies, and my cheesecake is amazing. I'm not a fan of vegetables (I'll eat potatoes but apparently they don't count), and the only eggs I eat are made of chocolate. Oh, and cheese makes everything taste better. Everything. I currently have an obsession with apples. This isn't all I eat though. Spaghetti bolognese is probably my favourite thing in the world as well as all the unhealthy stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family, my friends, The Internet, food, orange and pineapple squash.
Yes, I know that's only 5. Clearly I'm a rebel and I'm sticking it to the man. Take that the man.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
So many many things, for example:
How I can self improve? How I can improve the world around me? Why are BMW/Audi/Mercedes owners even allowed to drive? Why does Dr Sam Beckett insist on having loud conversations with Al, who only he can see, when there are other people close by? What shape would a circle be if pi was exactly 3? Why do women need so many pairs of shoes? Seriously. What's with all the shoes? Are you all stockpiling in case there's a shortage?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing the same thing I do every night Pinky, trying to take over the world.
I'm probably at home, on the internet or reading a book, or exercising, or cooking. Maybe with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Nothing really springs to mind, but that's probably because I already know all of my secrets. Your secrets are far more interesting to me. Like that thing you used to do that nobody else knows about. Yes, that thing.
You should message me if
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You're not quite the usual "clubbing every Friday/Saturday night, drinking till I'm sick" type;
You're willing to accept my family tradition of roast chicken every Saturday;
you want to;
you're open to my spur of the moment ideas like going for a walk in the woods in the middle of the night, or deciding to spend the weekend at some hotel or similar I've just happened across online.