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Nspring1

25 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:04pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
@haikuburns on Twitter. It will give you a surprisingly good idea of the core of my being.

I moved to Chicago right after graduating from the University of Georgia in 2011. I temped for a while before landing a steady day job with Kaplan University (You know the test prep company? They also have a lot of online degrees they offer). I'm trading my soul to a corporation, but I'm addicted to eating and living indoors, so there's not much I can do about that.

Art and theatre are very important to me. I enjoy going to the symphony more than anyone else I know.

I'm relentlessly optimistic but also cynical and sarcastic. The key is just knowing when to be which.

I want to laugh and make other people laugh, a sense of humor is one of the most important things to me.

Brevity is the soul of wit...so I guess we left wit somewhere back in the first line.
What I’m doing with my life
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Right now I'm working in the Registrar at Kaplan University, but that's just to pay the bills.

I'm studying to become a Certified Personal Trainer so that I can ditch desk jobs forever and also work in a field I'm passionate about: fitness!

I improvise in the city with the Chicago Improv League, every Sunday night.

I've also been studying Chinese Wushu (Kung Fu) for the past year and a half, and I love it--maybe more than acting and improvising. It's a little scary discovering you love something after going through high school and college focused on something completely different. But it led me to the personal trainer idea, so I'm more excited than scared now.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Kung Fu (for someone who started learning it in 2012), improvisation, making friends laugh, relaxing, being friendly, dreaming, listing things I'm good at, meta-humor!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My ass. I wish that was a joke, two years of leg intense exercises didn't make it any smaller.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: Terry Pratchett (Discworld, Good Omens), Lev Grossman (The Magicians, read it!), Tolkein, G.R.R Martin, Lian Hearn, Lewis Carroll (Alice in Wonderland references are the fastest way to get my attention), Charles Stross, Cory Doctorow, JK Rowling, Shakespeare (for both reading and performing).

Music: Marina and the Diamonds, Delta Rae, Florence and the Machine, The Protomen, Chopin, La Roux, Joe Hisaishi, Childish Gambino, The High Kings, Daft Punk, Nobuo Uematsu, MIKA, Regina Spektor, ZZ Ward, and epic movie/game soundtracks.

TV: Community, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, Firefly, New Girl (I was surprised by how good it is) Frasier, 30 Rock, Battlestar Galactica, Futurama, The Simpsons, South Park, Sherlock, Avatar/Legend of Korra.
I've only seen a few episodes of Doctor Who, but the episode "Vincent and the Doctor" was incredibly beautiful.

Movies: Can't go wrong, except with horror.

Food: Sushi is the single most perfect food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Kung Fu.
Sushi.
Trees.
Friends.
A computer.
Time to relax.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
People whose resting face is a frown. I like to smile really warmly at them. It's like attacking them with happiness.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working out in a Kung Fu class, then a hot bath and hopefully I still have enough energy to go out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was the only person in my graduating class in high school. (No I wasn't home-schooled, it was just a very small school and a lot of people had dropped that year)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You can make me laugh and you're outgoing. Seriously, I think it's great when women are brave enough to make the first move.

You study any kind of martial art or are just generally a very physically active person!