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  • Ages 21–26
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Last online
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5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Christianity but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Personal Trainer, Improviser, Nerd.

@haikuburns on Twitter. It will give you a surprisingly good idea of the core of my being.

I moved to Chicago right after graduating from the University of Georgia in 2011. I temped for a while before landing a steady day job with Kaplan University. I recently left Kaplan to pursue personal training full time! I work at the East Lakeview FFC location.

Art and theatre are very important to me. I enjoy going to the symphony more than anyone else I know.

I'm relentlessly optimistic but also cynical and sarcastic. The key is just knowing when to be which.

I want to laugh and make other people laugh, a sense of humor is one of the most important things to me.
What I’m doing with my life
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Kicking ass at FFC.

Since I've been focusing on the PT, I've held off on acting and improvising, so most of my time is spent studying/working out/relaxing.

I've also been studying Wushu (Kung Fu) for the past three years, and I love it--maybe more than acting and improvising. It's a little scary discovering you love something after going through college focused on something completely different.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Kung Fu, improvisation, making friends laugh, relaxing, being friendly, dreaming, listing things I'm good at, meta-humor!
The first things people usually notice about me
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My butt. I wish that was a joke.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: Terry Pratchett (Discworld, Good Omens), Lev Grossman (The Magicians, read it!), Tolkein, G.R.R Martin, Lian Hearn, Lewis Carroll (Alice in Wonderland references are the fastest way to get my attention), Charles Stross, Cory Doctorow, JK Rowling, Shakespeare (for both reading and performing).

Music: Marina and the Diamonds, Delta Rae, Florence and the Machine, The Protomen, Chopin, La Roux, Joe Hisaishi, Childish Gambino, The High Kings, Daft Punk, Nobuo Uematsu, MIKA, Regina Spektor, ZZ Ward, and epic movie/game soundtracks.

TV: Community, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, Firefly, New Girl (I was surprised by how good it is) Frasier, 30 Rock, Battlestar Galactica, Futurama, The Simpsons, South Park, Sherlock, Avatar/Legend of Korra.
I've only seen a few episodes of Doctor Who, but the episode "Vincent and the Doctor" was incredibly beautiful.

Movies: SNOWPIERCER! Can't go wrong, except with horror.

Food: Sushi is the single most perfect food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A computer.
Kung Fu.
Time to relax.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I would do if someone tried to mug me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working out, then either playing videogames, watching a movie, or going out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was the only person in my graduating class in high school. (No I wasn't home-schooled, it was just a very small school and a lot of people had dropped that year)
You should message me if
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You can make me laugh and you're outgoing. Seriously, I think it's great when women are brave enough to make the first move.

You are a very physically active person!