I'm the type of person that doesnt handle approaching others in "real life" very well. I over analyze the situation into oblivion and end up avoiding it all together. I can be charming as all hell on the internet or through text, but when I get in front of an actual person for the first few times, the amount of awkward I exude is truly stunning. If for no other reason, we should be friends just so you can witness that before you die. I'm looking for people to actually hang out with. I have many text-based friendships, but nobody to come over to my house and play board games or watch terrible B movies with.
You should be that person.