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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
Yesterday – 9:00am
Pacific Islander, White
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
6' 4" (1.93m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Other and laughing about it
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Tagalog (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Lurkin hard or hardly lurkin? My name is Konrad Alden McKane of the clan McKane. I am the progenitor, the protector, procreator, and the patriarchal chief. I am a Highlander and an islander... I am a rogue scholar, subtlety is my strong suit. My words are my weapons, a dagger (my wit) and a rapier (my charm). I'm strong, stoic, courageous, beneficent, altruistic, independent, indifferent, sapiosexual, and socially adjusted. I'm authentic, genuine, modest, self-effacing and unpretentious as well. I'm a man of integrity. I "get it" on a deeper level. I'm not whiny, clingy, weak, emotional, vain, wussy, or a mama's boy. I'm not approval or pleasure seeking. I am a bad boy without the bad boy behaviour...

This is all that matters to me; the love of my life, my younger brother MrMcKane, my friends and kin. I'm reticent until I've read your personality, it doesn't take very long... I have a robust immune system and I'm highly resilient. I tend to be somewhat snarky so I'm updating my profile to sound less intimidating and more approachable. I have my idiosyncrasies, I suppose that's a polite way of saying I'm a weirdo. I'm only trying to keep Portland weird. People keep telling me "its weird enough".

I buy thrift clothes and sew them to fit my sinewy salacious physique. NullifyAnew is the name of the online vintage store I used to run with my ex. I have trouble sharing too much personal information. I use ellipsis's to indicate pauses in dialogue...

Life is a choose your own adventure novel...
instagram= KonradMcKane
Twitter= @NullifyAnew
ENFP and a 9 on the enneagram test
Virgo sun, Pisces moon, Capricorn ascendant.
Water boar in Chinese zodiac
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I recently moved back to Oregon after living in Orlando for seven years. Im in a transitional phase of my life right now. I love to dance, dancing's my favorite. I program, play drums and sing for my electro pop, dance rock band called Kinetica ( I'm accompanied by my younger brother Michri on guitar and my friend Bebop on synthesizers. Currently my main project I play drums for is called "Deep machines" I have a new project called POLYGL∆MOURY . I love playing shows and performing live. People can be good musicians but not good performers... you've gotta give the audience their money's worth. I love music that gives me goosebumps and makes me tingle with good vibrations.
You can download my luxury ep from lastfm or soundcloud.

I went to school for graphic design and I do freelance for extra income. I'm working on my own scifi/fantasy illustrated novel series. My first book was published in May 2011, It's called "Alkaya: The legend of Empyro". You can find it on every major online bookstore Barnes and noble, amazon, Google books, Powell's etc. I'm working on getting it more in stores. I'm also turning it into a rock opera, so if you have any musical theater experience I'd love to meet up and pick your brain and maybe even cast you in my plays.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Art in all it's mediums, impersonations, accents, voices, improvising, shimmying and shaking my groove thang, being mysterious and aloof. Laughter yoga, Kundalini yoga, singing at the top of my lungs, drinking fast, living my life like its a really movie or video game, listening, understanding, sympathizing, empathizing and being intuitive. I think a shorter list would be to say I'm good at everything I do and I'm a fast learner.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my style, my smile, my Jareth the Goblin King hair, my tight pants, my indigo aura, & my fashionable shoes or zipper boots. That I look like Noel Fielding the guy from Mighty Boosh and I'm a tall drink of water at 6'4" with my fancy boots.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.

"The Mating Mind" by Geoffrey Miller, everything by Tom Robbins and Charles Bukowski, anything Kaffkaesque, circuit of heaven, catcher in the rye, the outsiders, the chocolate war, Ursula K. Le Guin, belle and sebastian: a modern rock story, Dinotopia, the xanth series, the redwall series, "The Vade Mecum" By Jaypar Prakkari.


the salton sea, The Squid and the Whale, The royal tenenbaums, Life aquatic, Rushmore, Bottle Rocket, Basically anything directed by Wes Anderson, Eagle vs. Shark, The Big Lebowski, Thumbsucker, Naussica of the valley of the wind, Howls moving castle, princess mononoke, akira, donnie darko, Southland Tales, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, Melinda & Melinda, the last samurai, kill bill volume 1&2, the princess bride, old school, stewies untold story, zoolander, anchor man, pulp fiction, hero, crouching tiger hidden dragon, requiem for a dream, boondock saints, a clockwork orange, fight club, The Guyver series, Alfie, Empire records, Army of darkness, tim burton, Batman begins, The Dark Knight, American Psycho, Iron Man, Cash Back, The Indiana Jones Trilogy, James Bond, the science of sleep, what the bleep do we know?, i heart huckabees, waking life, and sooo many more...


family guy, futurama, aquateen hunger force, american dad, the simpsons, Tim & Eric, The mighty Boosh, luxury comedy, game of thrones, walking dead, Dexter, The Office, Arrested Development. Breaking bad, misfits, Dr. Who,

MUSIC: Is the weapon of the future. It's so powerful. It controls my mood. I listen to everything to make me a more well rounded individual.

AIR, Amazing Baby, Animotion, Appleseed Cast, Arcade Fire, Black Kids, Blonde Redhead, Chromeo, Coco, Crystal Castles, Cut Copy, Daft Punk, DFA79, Lo-Fi-Fnk, Rilo Kiley, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, The Human League (Official), Tegan and Sara, RATATAT, Ace of Base, The Beach Boys, Boys Noize, Leonard Cohen, The Cure, Led Zeppelin, John Lennon, Foxy Shazam, Automatic Loveletter, Kill Cheerleader, Amnesia Beach, Le Castle Vania, Pink Floyd, Loud Valley, My Final Heaven, NUMT, Peter Baldwin, The Wildbirds, Parafora Presents, Madeira, Savannah, Y La Bamba, Shut Up and Dance, Alison Mosshart, Diamond Dolls, Saskatchewan, Futureman, PHANTOGRAM, Kinetica, Fever Ray, Peter Bjorn and John, We Are Wolves, The Last Shadow Puppets, Theresa Wayman, Tom Waits, The Doors, Kings Of Leon, The Drums, Band of Horses, Bob Dylan, Digitalism, Dkdent, Elefant, Empire of the Sun, Fever Ray, Figurine, Fischerspooner, Friendly Fires, Goldfrapp, Grafton Primary, Hard-Fi, Head Automatica, IAMX, Imogen Heap, INXS, Junior Boys, Justice, Kavinsky, Klaxons, Kraftwerk, Ladyhawke, Ladytron, La Roux, LCD Soundsystem, Le Tigre, LIGHTS, M83, Metric, Mew, MGMT, Morrisey, MSTRKRFT, Music Go Music, New Order, Pedro the Lion, Pnau, Queen, Radiohead, Rock Kills Kid, Sigur Ros, Sounds Like Violence, The Beatles, The Cardigans, The Faint, The Sufferer & the Witness, The Knife, The Last Shadow Puppets, The Lonely H, The Rolling Stones, The Shout Out Louds, The Smiths, The Sounds, The Stills, The Virgins, Terry Poison, Tiga, Ticho, Vampire Weekend, VHS or Beta, Vive La Fete, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Interpol, David Bowie (Official), Glowmobile Recording Company, Wilbur, WOVEN BONES, The Still Voice, Doll Rock, The Mother Machine, mouse fire, A Brilliant Lie, WarPaint, BOXES!, Grey Anne, The Silver Fleece, djANNALOG, The Lonesome City Travelers, Pauly Crush, Keiko, CRUSH ORLANDO, takeovr, Mike Dunn & the Kings of New England, LB Trev, Ricky Diamond, Royal Pink, Sterling Schroeder and The Chosen Ones, the Soul Birds, Alias Punch, Corwin, Elizabeth Seward, The Moon is a Disco Ball, One Man Team Dance, THE NINE VOLTS, the band in Heaven, Washed Out

FOOD: Nutrition is essential to my immortality

I'm pescatarian because I love seafood but I don't eat much dairy and I drink soy or almond milk, Crab legs, Sushi, Whole grains, Vegetables, Fruits, Filipino, Asian food, Italian. Basically everything from everywhere that is healthy for you.
The key to a good diet is variety.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Besides the essentials Water, Food, Shelter & Love

1. My brother Michri MrMckane
2. Nature
3. Technology
4. Music
5. Art
6. Fashion/style
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How we should be living in a resource based economy. The monetary system only creates greed, scarcity and wage slavery. How to bring down the corpratocracy. How to free the world from the reptilian agenda. If I will ever find my twin flame in this lifetime, if they're a physical being or a spiritual entity guiding me. The plot points of the next illustrated novel in my series. How to reverse the programming from our society, government and religion. How to free my mind, seek truth, evolve and enlighten myself. If humans are not naturally monogamous. I'm leaning towards polyamory but jealousy and possessiveness is ingrained in our culture, its hard to find other enlightened individuals.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
flying by the seat of my pants. I'm unpredictable.
You can usually find me dancing under the moonlight.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear bikini briefs... I'm not about to try and stuff boxers or boxer briefs into my form fitting jeans.
I'm poly~glamorous... if you don't know what that means then I can't tell you!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you find anything you've read appealing. Don't be shy. I want to meet everyone who happens upon my profile and reads this... I believe that certain types of people are drawn together... like their lives are meant to intersect for a reason, be it positive or negative and move their story on to the next chapter... I like people that have individual style, listen to good music and live their lives in a nonconformist manner.

I'm looking for a special connection with someone I can have a meaningful, stimulating conversation who also shares my same interests. I'll only date women with good personalities, because looks are only the result of good fortune and fade away in time... So I'd rather date a woman with substance, that took her some effort to achieve.

I prefer tall, slim, dark haired women who are exotic in appearance with full lips and a smile that will launch a thousand ships. I've seen what my parents have been through and I only want to get married once in my life. divorce is too detrimental to children. I will search as long as it takes to find my Queen, even if it means sifting through a plethora of princesses. I like a girl that's a challenge, someone who can dish it out as well as take it... someone who's as passionate as I am. I gain more pleasure from giving than receiving. My happiness is not contingent upon having someone though, I am already happy.