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24 M Santa Barbara, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:52am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Farsi (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Totally still apartment hunting in Santa Barbara. There's something about paying 2-300 more a month for a place 1/3rd the size that's making me kind of picky.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Saving the world from evil doers, one mildly dangerous misadventure at a time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting things done, and procrastinating. It's a better combo than you would think. I can take all the free time I want up front, and still manage to cram everything in at the last minute.

Also, growing an awesome beard sometimes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have really, really blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Yikes bro.

I've read "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance" at least a half dozen times, probably more. When I've got down time I tear through books like a velociraptor through an electric fence. Lot's of classics, philosophical texts, military history, Tom Clancy novels, spy stuff, sci-fi, comedies, lots of Batman comics, Chuck Phalahoweveryouspellit, and more. I used to have a whole shelf dedicated to X-Wing: Rouge Squadron series (Wedge fanboy). Any book collection would be incomplete without a copy of the LoTR trilogy and the Hobbit, both of which, I feel compelled to add, I read long before the movies were made (The Silmarillion too, but I'm not sure that one is movie material, being as it reads like the bible). Just finished the Game of Thrones books, currently back on a Vietnam and Rhodesia non-fic fix, intermingled with Star Wars and James Bond novels... So, yeah... I read a lot.

I don't always watch TV, but when I do, I will blow through an entire season of something on Netflix in a single sitting... Seriously, it's ridiculous how many episodes of How I Met Your Mother I can watch in a row. Instead of going on and on about all the awesome shows that are no longer on the air or movies that predate me, I'll just say three things I am always willing to watch are- Star Wars (OT), Batman (Bale or Keaton), and the Boondock Saints.

When I have the time for it, I do have a tendency to become mildly obsessive over certain RPG games *coughskyrim/masseffectcough*.

My music tastes are pretty wide ranging- there is very little I won't listen to, aside from most "pop". If you're a Rhymesayers junkie, we can be friends.

I cook. I cook a lot. Like, all the time. I can also mix up a pretty decent Old Fashioned or Manhattan. I will feed you, and I will probably also get you drunk.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Upon reflection I realized there is only one real thing I want to talk about in this space. Showers. Long, steamy ones. Standing up, laying in the tub, sitting under the water... doesn't matter.

I have gone extended amounts of time with inadequate food, water that had to be detoxified before it was consumable, and inhaled chemical wastes that will likely leave me cancer ridden twenty years from now. I've slept on the ground for longer spans than I care to time and gone without sleep entirely for days at a time. I have been deprived at one point or another of practically every comfort known to the common American, but you know what I miss the most?

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to defend my apartment from the zombie hordes.

How screwed everyone on OkC would apparently be if Netflix ceased to exist.

How many of my highest matches are significantly older than me.

How much better life could be if I met a girl who loves Star Wars as much as I do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cooking dinner. Or getting Sushi and drinks, or whatever else happens to be going on... You know what? You know what 'm doing on a Friday night from now on? Whatever I want to do. You're not my father.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I haven't done this in awhile.

Also, I sometimes wear Space Invaders themed socks.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wanna go out some time maybe?

You snowboard. (Or surf- I'm learning, so I can board something year round.)

You're good at quippy one liners.

You realize that I'm no more likely to respond to "hey" than you are. As a moral standpoint, I reject double standards.