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25 Canoga Park, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Rather not say
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Farsi (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I know a lot of different ways to kill a man. I'm also pretty good at baking cookies.

You'll spend the rest of my profile trying to decide if that was a joke or not.

I'm an adventure junkie and Star Wars nerd, fighter and scholar, old school gamer and sports guy rolled all into one. I love backpacking in the remote mountain wilderness as much as I love pizza and Netflix. I snowboard and sort of try to surf sometimes (more of the former than the latter), hike and climb, read lots of books, drink good scotch, shoot stuff, and occasionally obsess over games like Mass Effect and the Elder Scrolls. I cook, I clean, I makes messes. My cat is super sexist. I have a sense of humor that at any given point means only one or two people in the room will get the joke or think it's funny. I own Legos that are worth more than my first car. I'm a breakfast and a morning person, but I still really- really- need my coffee. Aaaaand that's all I've got for the time being.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being a sometimes door-kicker, oftentimes desk-sitter.

Giving my competition a good role model.

Other stuff.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being Zen.

Getting things done, and procrastinating. It's a better combo than you would think. I can take all the free time I want up front, and still manage to cram everything in at the last minute.

Also, growing an awesome beard sometimes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have really, really blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Yikes bro.

I've read "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance" at least a half dozen times, probably more. When I've got down time I tear through books like a velociraptor through an electric fence. Lot's of classics, philosophical texts, military history, Tom Clancy novels, spy stuff, sci-fi, comedies, lots of Batman comics, Chuck Phalahoweveryouspellit, and more. I used to have a whole shelf dedicated to X-Wing: Rouge Squadron series (Wedge fanboy). Any book collection would be incomplete without a copy of the LoTR trilogy and the Hobbit, both of which, I feel compelled to add, I read long before the movies were made (The Silmarillion too, but I'm not sure that one is movie material, being as it reads like the bible). Just finished the Game of Thrones books, currently back on a Vietnam and Rhodesia non-fic fix, intermingled with Star Wars and James Bond novels... So, yeah... I read a lot.

I don't always watch TV, but when I do, I will blow through an entire season of something on Netflix in a single sitting... Seriously, it's ridiculous how many episodes of How I Met Your Mother I can watch in a row. Instead of going on and on about all the awesome shows that are no longer on the air or movies that predate me, I'll just say three things I am always willing to watch are- Star Wars (OT), Batman (Bale or Keaton), and the Boondock Saints.

When I have the time for it, I do have a tendency to become mildly obsessive over certain RPG games *coughskyrim/masseffectcough*.

I'm a little but country, a little bit rock-n-roll, a whole lot indie rap shit. I recently discovered how fucking awesome The Roots are, and if you're a Rhymesayers junkie, we can definitely be friends.

I cook. I cook a lot. Like, all the time. I can also mix up a pretty decent Old Fashioned or Manhattan. I will feed you, and I will probably also get you drunk.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hot showers x6

I might take 5 hot showers and a good blaster at my side.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I'm going to strike a balance when I'm answering questions between letting my inner smartass out and skewing my search results.

How to defend my apartment from the zombie hordes.

How screwed everyone on OkC would apparently be if Netflix ceased to exist.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What is typical, Phaedrus, and what is not typical? Need we anyone to tell us these things?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I looked and probably sounded like a teen girl at a one direction concert while watching the new Star Wars trailer.
You should message me if
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You're good at quippy one liners.

or

You snowboard (Or surf- I'm learning, so I can board something year round.), or are into climbing, camping, backpacking, shooting and or blowing things up, MMA, are totally into running on the beach, or other such exciting things.

or

You know of any sweet apartments up for grabs in the Long beach area, the closer to the beach the better.

Must have dark (or at least flexible) sense of humor. Seriously.