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24 Canoga Park, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jan 11
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Farsi (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I went to rewrite this, or edit it, I don't remember. The point is, once I read that it says "Write a little bit about yourself" I had an overwhelming urge to make some sort of "You're not my father/supervisor/boss of me!" joke. Aaaaand that's my self summary.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Commuting, mostly. LA < Santa Barbara.

Being a sometimes door-kicker, oftentimes desk-sitter.

Giving my competition a good role model.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting things done, and procrastinating. It's a better combo than you would think. I can take all the free time I want up front, and still manage to cram everything in at the last minute.

Also, growing an awesome beard sometimes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have really, really blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Yikes bro.

I've read "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance" at least a half dozen times, probably more. When I've got down time I tear through books like a velociraptor through an electric fence. Lot's of classics, philosophical texts, military history, Tom Clancy novels, spy stuff, sci-fi, comedies, lots of Batman comics, Chuck Phalahoweveryouspellit, and more. I used to have a whole shelf dedicated to X-Wing: Rouge Squadron series (Wedge fanboy). Any book collection would be incomplete without a copy of the LoTR trilogy and the Hobbit, both of which, I feel compelled to add, I read long before the movies were made (The Silmarillion too, but I'm not sure that one is movie material, being as it reads like the bible). Just finished the Game of Thrones books, currently back on a Vietnam and Rhodesia non-fic fix, intermingled with Star Wars and James Bond novels... So, yeah... I read a lot.

I don't always watch TV, but when I do, I will blow through an entire season of something on Netflix in a single sitting... Seriously, it's ridiculous how many episodes of How I Met Your Mother I can watch in a row. Instead of going on and on about all the awesome shows that are no longer on the air or movies that predate me, I'll just say three things I am always willing to watch are- Star Wars (OT), Batman (Bale or Keaton), and the Boondock Saints.

When I have the time for it, I do have a tendency to become mildly obsessive over certain RPG games *coughskyrim/masseffectcough*.

I'm a little but country, a little bit rock-n-roll, a whole lot indie rap shit. I recently discovered how fucking awesome The Roots are, and if you're a Rhymesayers junkie, we can definitely be friends.

I cook. I cook a lot. Like, all the time. I can also mix up a pretty decent Old Fashioned or Manhattan. I will feed you, and I will probably also get you drunk.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Showers x6

I wanted to say cardigans, but it's just been too warm outside.

A good blaster at my side.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I'm going to strike a balance when I'm answering questions between letting my inner smartass out and skewing my search results.

How to defend my apartment from the zombie hordes.

How screwed everyone on OkC would apparently be if Netflix ceased to exist.

How many of my highest matches are significantly older than me. Weird.

A girl who loves star wars as much as I do and raps in the shower.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What is typical, Phaedrus, and what is not typical? Need we anyone to tell us these things?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I sometimes wear Space Invaders socks.
You should message me if
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You're good at quippy one liners.


You snowboard. (Or surf- I'm learning, so I can board something year round.)