Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


25 Canoga Park, CA Man


You might like

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 12:31pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Farsi (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an adventure junkie and Star Wars nerd, fighter and scholar, old school gamer and sports guy rolled all into one. I love backpacking in the remote mountain wilderness as much as I love pizza and Netflix. I snowboard and sort of try to surf sometimes (more of the former than the latter), hike and climb, read lots of books, drink good scotch, shoot stuff, and occasionally obsess over games like Mass Effect and the Elder Scrolls. I cook, I clean, I makes messes. My cat is super sexist. I have a sense of humor that at any given point means only one or two people in the room will get the joke or think it's funny. I own Legos that are worth more than my first car. I'm a breakfast and a morning person, but I still really- really- need my coffee. Aaaaand that's all I've got for the time being.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Catching bad guys.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being Zen.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have really, really blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I've read "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance" at least a half dozen times, probably more. When I've got down time I tear through books like a velociraptor through an electric fence and this section could go on for days. So, yeah... I read a lot.

I don't always watch TV, but when I do, I will blow through an entire season of something on Netflix in a single sitting... Seriously, it's ridiculous how many episodes of How I Met Your Mother I can watch in a row. I just burned through the first season of "Agents of SHIELD", and now I can't wait for more.

When I have the time for it, I do have a tendency to become mildly obsessive over certain RPG games *coughskyrim/masseffectcough*.

I'm a little bit country, a little bit rock-n-roll, a whole lot indie rap shit. If you're a Rhymesayers junkie we can definitely be friends, but if EDM "saved your life" then please stop stealing oxygen- there's high altitude kids in Nepal who need it more than you.

I cook. I cook a lot. Like, all the time. I can also mix up a pretty decent Old Fashioned or Manhattan. I will feed you, and I will probably also get you drunk. As far as "favorites" go, if it's food based I'll probably eat it
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hot showers x6. You don't realize how decadent and luxurious they really are until you're covered in dirt and cthulu knows what else and you're trying to get it all out of your hair and your beard and all you've got is a baby wipe.


I might take 5 hot showers and a good blaster at my side.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I'm going to strike a balance when I answer questions here between letting my inner smartass out and skewing my search results.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What is typical, Phaedrus, and what is not typical? Need we anyone to tell us these things?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I looked and probably sounded like a teen girl at a one direction concert while watching the new Star Wars trailer. I am not ashamed.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're good at quippy one liners.

You know who shot first.

You think you can beat me at Mario Kart.

The idea of turning your cell phone off and disappearing into the mountains for a couple days sounds like a good time.

You snowboard (Or surf- I'm learning, so I can board something year round), or are into climbing, camping, backpacking, shooting and or blowing things up, MMA, running on the beach, etc...

You know of any sweet apartments up for grabs in the Long beach area, the closer to the beach the better.

Must have dark (or at least flexible) sense of humor. Seriously.