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24 Somerville, MA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Not at all
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm a helpdesk apparition, a practicing non-Buddhist, and a lover of antediluvian twitter accounts.

I'm unconventionally funny, which turns some off but is an unending font of entertainment to some. If you like anachronistic extinct dinosaurs, we'll probably get along fine.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work in customer service for a web-hosting company for the time being, looking to recover from a slightly less than pragmatic academic focus. The upside being I now have a lot more time and energy for the things I'm actually interested in.

I regularly attend a meditation center and for some reason have been put in charge of maintaining something resembling a mindful space there.

I also game regularly, League of Legends being my poison of choice.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Self-deprecation, oddly specific knowledge about religions, and strong eye contact.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have a distinctive silhouette, for I am the man with the electronic cigarette. I can never keep cash on me for more than 20 minutes (because it ends up in the cup of the next homeless person I run into). People think I'm boring because my main hobby is sitting (for the purposes of meditation).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: A Song of Ice and Fire, anything by Lovecraft (acknowledging the problematic racism), The Girl who Couldn't Come, and Kahlil Gibran.

Movies: Brick, Brazil, Paprika, and my guilty pleasure are the new Marvel movies. (Resisting the urge to say THEY'RE CALLED FILMS AND IT'S CITIZEN KANE)

Shows: Twin Peaks, Adventure Time, Parks and Rec, House of Cards, Panty & Stocking, Mad Men, and Avatar (TLA and Korra).

Music: Not gonna lie, I like Ke$ha. Top 40 hits are my bread and butter. I just haven't put in the time to appreciate the classics in favor of putting that effort elsewhere. EDIT: 1989 is love 1989 is life.

Food: I have an absurd attachment to quality, subsisting on organic apples and locally grown frozen potato wedges. Although my taste is notoriously broad, as I'm more interested in eating local politically than for the nutritional benefits.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) A place for sitting is extremely important to me, which I'm lucky enough to have in the meditation center community.
2) A lifestyle which affords me the opportunity to fight for the change I believe in.
3) A community of good friends who I can joke around and game with, whether it be online or in the living room.
4) A challenge, whether it be academic or interpersonal, for adversity is the birth of innovation (oh god did I just write that).
5) My bear Tibbers (stun: I can count to five).
6) A joke to round out this section. That'd be nice.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, what people think of me, who I've met and what they're doing, and the story of those people whose faces I see every day but whose names I don't know.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Recently I've been trying to catch up on the film catalog of the classics that everyone should see. I guess I'm just not much for parties.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I talk too much because I don't like silence. Fortunately, I rarely run out of things to say.
You should message me if
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You're a regular human who enjoys intellectual discourse and coffee, who might want some of those things in the company of others.

Honestly, if you're a 420 friendly feminist you should drop me a note. Approaching people isn't my strong suit, but if you're looking for a low pressure thing with someone chill you might find what you're looking for.