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25 Somerville, MA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Today – 7:40am
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Not at all
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I'm a helpdesk apparition, a lapsed non-Buddhist, and a lover of antediluvian twitter accounts.

I'm unconventionally funny, which turns some off but is an unending font of entertainment to some. If you like anachronistic extinct dinosaurs, we'll probably get along fine.

I'm big into esports, as I love to follow a variety of regions and talk shop with my friends regarding it. I recently got into comics too, just picking up everything with a strong female protagonist or writing team and trying to play catch up. Let me know if you have a recommendation!
What I’m doing with my life
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I work in customer service for a web-hosting company for the time being, looking to recover from a slightly less than pragmatic academic focus. The upside being I now have a lot more time and energy for the things I'm actually interested in.

I also game regularly, League of Legends being my poison of choice. Currently recovering from Life is Strange.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Self-deprecation, oddly specific knowledge about religions, and strong eye contact.

My superpower is the ability to produce and perceive incorrect factoids, like precisely who a song is NOT by or the year someone definitely did not accomplish something historical. It's magical.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
These days it's usually my hair? It certainly makes finding me in a crowd easy enough. From that, I'm just fascinated by people with a consistent aesthetic. I really enjoy looking at street fashion blogs or following the work of people whose art doesn't end with their own look, but incorporates it.

I have a distinctive silhouette, for I am the man with the electronic cigarette. I can never keep cash on me for more than 20 minutes (because it ends up in the cup of the next homeless person I run into).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: A Song of Ice and Fire, anything by Lovecraft (acknowledging the problematic racism), The Girl who Couldn't Come, and Kahlil Gibran. Recently finished A Wizard of Earthsea, which was fantastic.

Movies: Brick, Brazil, Paprika, and my guilty pleasure are the new Marvel movies. (Resisting the urge to say THEY'RE CALLED FILMS AND IT'S CITIZEN KANE)

Shows: Twin Peaks, Adventure Time, Parks and Rec, House of Cards, Panty & Stocking, Mad Men, and Avatar (TLA and Korra). Looking forward to Jessica Jones soon!

Music: Not gonna lie, I like Ke$ha. Top 40 hits are my bread and butter. I just haven't put in the time to appreciate the classics in favor of putting that effort elsewhere. EDIT: 1989 is love 1989 is life.

Food: I keep it simple, just now getting a chance to cook a lot more in my new apartment, so I've been experimenting. Always more fun to cook with people than alone, so definitely seeing some rapid improvement int hat area.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Twitter. You could laugh, but it has helped to teach me so much about social justice and how to shut up in favor of making space for marginalized voices.
2) A lifestyle which affords me the opportunity to fight for the change I believe in.
3) A community of good friends who I can joke around and game with, whether it be online or in the living room.
4) A challenge, whether it be academic or interpersonal, for adversity is the birth of innovation (oh god did I just write that).
5) My bear Tibbers (stun: I can count to five).
6) A joke to round out this section. That'd be nice.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A lot of time spent on gender, social justice, and representation in comics and games. I'm a nerd through and through, but that doesn't mean I can't work to critically consume the media I see so much of.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I watch a lot of netflix and usually game with my friends. My online community is a big part of my life, and maintaining those connections is important to me inasmuch as every person in my life deserves the care and attention I'd others might reserve for family.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I used to talk too much. I've been working on it for a while, and I'm afraid I might be a little too quiet these days. I've really been struggling with creating space for others and the balance that creates with my own self worth, it's something of an ongoing struggle.
You should message me if
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You like comics, games, or film and want to talk about any of it. I focus a lot on media, as I've found even the most trivial of shared interests can build affection, but personality is a lot harder to see eye to eye on.

I'd love to build something and see where it goes at this point.