Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
All I really want to do is enjoy as much life as I can. I don't
care if it's watching Game of Thrones or learning yet another
language, as long as I derive enjoyment from it.
I am a linguist and I love learning more everyday. I think it's
infinitely easier to understand other peoples culture through their
language. Go to Germany and speak German with a heavy American
accent. Just the fact that you are willing to learn another
language as an American instead of being a xenophobic prick will
land you plenty of awesome friends. Also lots of free booze. I hear
this does not work well in Paris.
I like to keep an open mind on most things but not so open my brain
falls out. This basically means I respect boundaries of peoples
beliefs. I however laugh at people who think gravity is a theory
and is therefore arguably non existent. I will also just stare at
you if you tell me about how Elvis is haunting your stairwell or
9/11 was an inside job.
My name is Paul, my fathers name is Paul, and likewise with his
Father for four generations total. I was told we were too poor to
afford a new name when I was born. On top of that I don't even have
a middle name. I got shafted.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just finished 13 months in sunny Afghanistan. Going to rock out a
If the mood hits me I can dance really, really, really terribly.
Unless I am in Europe. They seem to think I can dance there.
Also I go watch the Ravens play smashmouth football a lot.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Picking up Languages, friends, and drink tabs.
I can rock most people at Words with Friends.
Being on time unless it's a party. Nobody shows up on time for
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am tall and bald and bearded. I get very loud during Ravens
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like good old school suspense driven horror. Machen, Poe,
Lovecraft. That type of stuff. I also read RR Martin and Steven
I like a lot of movies. Cohen Brothers, Wes Anderson, anything with
Daniel Day Lewis. Lost in Translation, A Knight's Tale, and The
Life Aquatic top my list.
HBO has the best shows. Pretty much anything on that channel.
Running Man is great and if America can assemble a cast with half
as much chemistry, they will have the next big thing. Archer!
My music tasted are all over the place. Gorillaz, David Bowie,
Deichkind, Seeed, NIN, Ludacris, The Seatbelts, The Pillows, Shiina
I eat anything that tastes good save seafood. I am not afraid to
try most things. I love foreign foods of all types.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Meat, Passport, Books, skepticism, a series of tubes, and social
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people wear transitions lenses? They are like jorts for your
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The Internet Dating Drinking Game™:
1. Use the 'Show me random match' function (roll the dice,
2. Take a drink whenever you read the following (or similar):
* I'm sarcastic
* Shy until you get to know me
* Love to laugh
* Easy Going / Laid Back
* Txt spk
* Misspelling in the first sentence
* no full body photos
* listen to any music except country or rap
* uses lol as punctuation
* Ridiculously inane things they couldn't live without like
"Air" and "Friends"
* Message me if 'You want to'
* Private thing 'Wouldn't be private if I told you'
* There's no such thing as a typical Friday night
* Loves to travel; no mention of having been anywhere
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You may not know this but Flipper is not representative of dolphins
in general. Whilst chilling on an island in Australia we had a
nightly "feed the wild dolphins fish" shindig. I wanted to give it
a go being somewhat adventurous despite the fact I can't swim for
shit. I had the mandatory life preserver on, it would be fine. The
marine biologist hands me a fish and lets me approach Bobo the
semi-wild dolphin. I approach this monsterous mammal and boldly
offer the fish. Bobo clamps down on my hand like a vice. Now this
isn't necessarily bad as Dolphins have conical teeth. So yeah
dolphin has my hand no big deal, right? I neglected to mention I
was 15 at the time and weighed nothing. Bobo jetted off to open
water with me in tow. I struggle as much as I could and finally
worked myself free.
Sweet sweet Freedom! Oh wait...I am about 100 yards out in the
middle of the damn Great Barrier Reef. I am terrified of fish let
alone all the other myriad sea creatures that Australia is known
for losing the occasional life to. So here I am a human buoy in the
dusk of an Australian evening just bobbing up and down with no clue
how to get back to shore.
Luckily it only took fifteen minutes for them to find me via jet
So yeah, fuck Dolphins.
You should message me if
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You have an open mind.
You realize there is more to the world than your own
If you know the originator of the phrase "Rock over London! Rock on
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