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Nyctobello

29 Ottawa, Ontario, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–41
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 10:28am
Orientation
Straight
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Other
Status
Open relationship
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi! you're probably here as a result of me stalking your profile / sending you a message / the monochrome photo standing out in a crowd gimmick actually worked / you're drunk / and, or totally bored an... whoa, whoaaaaa, where you going? Oh pictures. Okay I'll wait.

*hums a Robin Thicke song while waiting: hmm hmm Hmmm mm mmmm Mmm, Hmmm Mmm Mmm mmmmmmmmmmm*

Oh look! 10% of you are back! Lovely, okay I'm going to try and keep this impressive by RANDOM CAPS and an absurd amount of alliteration. Go!

"Here is a House that armours a man
With the eyes of a boy and the heart of a ranger,
And a laughing way in the teeth of the world
And a holy hunger and thirst for danger"
-Balliol
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Things. Things with paper.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
A man who gives a good account of himself is probably lying, since any life when viewed from the inside is simply a series of defeats.” - Orwell

Walking. Keep to the right, people! The Walking police are here. I will run you over!

RANDOM CAPS!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sociable, sarcastic, and sensible with slight skew in sad, somber, sensational, and sometimes, soporific states. Savvy?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
It seems upon a further look and constant suggestion, that I should have more than one example of each category. So, without further hesitation, I shall join the masses at listing relevancies and dropping names even if they only exist in our ideals and not our actions.

Book: Angler, by Barton Gellman. The Way of The World, The Selfish Gene, Seven Pillars of Wisdom, The Social Contract, Our Unfree Press, A Long Way Gone, Rubicon, Persian Fire, Millenium, Pandora's Seed, How We Decide, Truth and Consequence, and, and, and...

Movie: Kingdom of Heaven. Eternal sunshine of a spotless mind. LOTR. The sunset limited. Despicable me. Santoori. City of God. Religilous. Anything by George Carlin. And, and, and...

Music: Soundtracks, though my taste is vast yet ridiculously picky. Other genres include good electronica, ambient, classical, gothic neo-classical. Soundtracks. Persian. World. Soundtracks.

Food: All! I am from one the most open minded people you'll ever meet when it comes to dining. Although my favorite meal to eat out is breakfast...

Are you happy now?!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Clean water, Variable foods, Challenging texts, Discoverable environment, Warmth of the setting sun, and the beach.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Politics.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Writing sarcastic remarks on online dating profiles.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Look: I am so clever by pointing out the fact that admitting something private renders it no longer private.

Bow before my intellect.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you've read this far I applaud you. In fact I will take you out for a glass of wine / beer / scotch / coffee / exotic north American pineapple! Unless you drink merlot / "white" ales / red label / folgers. In that case I will abruptly leave! ...unless you're nice. :)

If I really like you, I'll watch the Sunset Limited with you. You might even get cuddles.
... some people say my profile comes off sounding conceited. What do they know, right? ...right?!

Merlot update (yes, really): I've been (forcefully) drinking some; and, by ever-increasing pressure and moral demand I must concede: it is not the juice of the devil.

Damn you, Vinyards.