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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 27
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Has a kid
My self-summary
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I want to start a chill-indie band called the Mellow Tone-ins.

I love smell of a dryer running.

I love putting on warm clothes fresh out of the dryer on a cold morning.

I like watching my breath condense in the cold air.

I love great music that moves you. I love finding that perfect song that fits your mood like it was written just for you for that moment.

I love to cook. (Actually, I don't know if I love the cooking so much as I love eating what I can make. The food. That's what I love.)

I love to laugh! I tell funny stories, I tease, I joke. Life without humor would be a soulless existence.

What am I looking for? Someone I love talking to. Someone I can share all my quirkiness with, and who loves it. Someone who laughs at my corny humor. Someone I can have long conversations on road trips and the miles just fly by. Someone who makes me laugh. Someone I find irresistible, and I want to tear their clothes off all the time. Someone who engages me. Someone who challenges me to be a better man. Someone who can tell me that the dinner I made kinda tasted like dishwater, and salt would have made the difference. Someone who I have fun hiking and exploring tide pools with, or just staying in bed all day on a weekend watching movies. Someone I consider amazing, and is just right for me.
What I’m doing with my life
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Living it. I work, I take care of my son, I pursue hobbies, I explore this fantastic state we live in.

I kick a$$ and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum. So, I'm gonna hit the store for some gum, I guess.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking. It's one of my favorite hobbies. I don't know if I'm actually good at the cooking part, or just following directions. But, what I do cook usually comes out really well.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sense of humor. I'll usually have something funny to say about what's going on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Yes, I know, my geek is showing, but I honestly didn't know a book could make someone laugh that much.
The Demon Haunted World - Carl Sagan. Great great book.

The Usual Suspects. Who is Keiser Soze?

Cosmos - Expand your mind

Sushi - OMG. At least once a week.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My son - What can I say? He's the coolest guy I know.
Girls - They're soft, and smell good.
The internet - I mean seriously, who on this site could live without it?
Sushi - Favorite food ever. It's so good on your lips.
A good book - It's like a movie in your mind.
California sun - I might move someday for a job, but I'll always love California.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why so many people can't use the word "ironic" correctly. It's the new your/you're.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being atypical. But, very topical. Somewhere subtropical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Making people laugh makes me feel good.
You should message me if
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If you found my profile interesting, and you think we would enjoy getting to know each other.