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21 Sarasota, FL Man


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  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Today – 12:31pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Irish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Name's Nathan, and when people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.

Please discuss.
What I’m doing with my life
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Debating whether I should continue my track to become an investment banker or to pack it all in and become a fisherman in Norway.

I smoke a pipe, not cigarettes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bass Guitar
Writing salient posts
Tying ties
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My comprehensive preeminence.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Pulp Fiction, There Will Be Blood, The Wolf of Wall Street, Goodfellas, Casino, The Departed, Raging Bull, Gangs of New York, Fight Club, Jackass, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Se7en, Snatch, Full Metal Jacket, Inglourious Basterds, Reservoir Dogs, Django Unchained, Tropic Thunder.

TV Shows: Game of Thrones, True Detective, Deadwood, Hannibal, Peaky Blinders, Fargo, Breaking Bad, House of Cards, Top Gear, The Walking Dead (when I'm drunk), Sherlock, Man vs. Wild, the EPL / La Liga / Bundesliga (soccer), Seinfeld, The Office (UK)

Books: A Song of Ice and Fire, Atlas Shrugged, The Fountainhead, We the Living, 1984, Fahrenheit 451, Don Quixote, Nietzsche, Schopenhauer, Ligotti, Orwell, Lovecraft.

Music: Radiohead, Muse, Bob Dylan, The Strokes, Mumford & Sons, Frank Sinatra, Bobby Darin, Dean Martin, Interpol, U2, Eminem, OFWGKTA, Antipop Consortium, Chvrches, Clams Casino, Massive Attack, XXYYXX, Arctic Monkeys, Irish Folk (The Clancy Brothers, The Dubliners, The Wolfe Tones, Na Casaidigh, et al.), Celtic punk (The Pogues, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, et al.), Classical (Brahms, Dvorák, Schubert, Vivaldi, Chopin, Bach, Beethoven, Tchaikovsky, Rachmaninoff, et al.), Red Hot Chili Peppers, The White Stripes, Joy Division, Rush, The Eagles, Queen, Tyler the Creator, Beastie Boys, My Bloody Valentine, et al.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, and Karl Pilkington
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

Quantum Mechanics

Graham's Number (

How the government is a parasite that sucks the lifeblood from honest, hardworking people.

How could I kill a tiger armed only with a biro? Or, if I crash land in a jungle will I be able to eat my own shoes?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends (usually a night of unconditional debauchery). That is, unless I am going for a ride the next morning... then I go to bed early.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Upon my death, I will transfer all of my belongings to the man or animal that has killed me.
You should message me if
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(1) You are not a hellacious nightmare.

(2) You were not programmed by someone from the future to come back and destroy all happiness.

(3) You do not possess the body odour of a bloodhound.

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