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21 M Sarasota, FL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:32am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Irish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

I'd consider myself a realist... but in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist.

Name's Nathan, by the way, and when people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.

Oh, and I'm actually in Ireland for the next couple of months, so... whatever.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an up-coming fourth-year college student triple-majoring in Mathematics, Physics, and Economics. I intend to go to graduate school for a Master of Science in Finance... but if it all goes horribly wrong, I may just end up staying in school to get a PhD in Mathematical Finance. Anyway, if I didn't make it any more evident, I want to work in finance; ideally, I would love to work in investment banking (Mergers & Acquisitions or Equity Capital Markets) because I am pure evil; a profligate capitalist pig. I'm a cold weather kind of guy. I am an avid cyclist (just your regular Mark Cavendish) and I am addicted to football (Chelsea FC).

And why does okcupid have atheism as a religion. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.

Oh, and I smoke a pipe, not cigarettes. It's a pleasurable hobby, not an addiction.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bass Guitar
Financial Economics
Tying ties
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Outfit (Sports coat and tie 24/7)

Accent? "You sound like you come from a place where they would say 'chowda.'" Someone said this to me. Having said that, my accent is also largely contingent on my blood alcohol content; the higher my BAC, the more my accent turns into some sort of weird, contorted American/Irish hybrid.

My comprehensive preeminence.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Pulp Fiction, There Will Be Blood, The Wolf of Wall Street, Goodfellas, Casino, The Departed, Raging Bull, Gangs of New York, Fight Club, Jackass, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Se7en, Snatch, Full Metal Jacket, Inglourious Basterds, Reservoir Dogs, Django Unchained, Tropic Thunder... Basically anything directed by Scorsese, Tarantino, or Fincher.

TV Shows: Game of Thrones, True Detective, Hannibal, Fargo, Breaking Bad, House of Cards, Top Gear, Archer, The Walking Dead (when I'm drunk), Sherlock, Man vs. Wild, An Idiot Abroad, the EPL / La Liga / Bundesliga (soccer), Seinfeld, The Office (UK), Extras

Books: A Song of Ice and Fire, Atlas Shrugged, The Fountainhead, We the Living, 1984, Fahrenheit 451, Don Quixote, Nietzsche, Schopenhauer, Ligotti, Orwell.

Music: Radiohead, Muse, Bob Dylan, Mumford & Sons, Frank Sinatra, Bobby Darin, Dean Martin, Interpol, U2, Eminem, OFWGKTA, Antipop Consortium, Chvrches, Clams Casino, Massive Attack, XXYYXX, Arctic Monkeys, Irish Folk (The Clancy Brothers, The Dubliners, The Wolfe Tones, Na Casaidigh, et al.), Celtic punk (The Pogues, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, et al.), Classical (Brahms, Dvorák, Schubert, Vivaldi, Chopin, Bach, Beethoven, Tchaikovsky, Rachmaninoff, et al.), Red Hot Chili Peppers, The White Stripes, Joy Division, Rush, The Eagles, Queen, Tyler the Creator, Beastie Boys, My Bloody Valentine, and many others.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, and Karl Pilkington
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

Quantum Mechanical Processes

Graham's Number (

How the government is a parasite that sucks the lifeblood from honest, hardworking people.

How could I kill a tiger armed only with a biro? Or, if I crash land in a jungle will I be able to eat my own shoes?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends (usually a night of unconditional debauchery). That is, unless I am going for a ride the next morning... then I go to bed early.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Upon my death, I will transfer all of my belongings to the man or animal that has killed me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
(1) You are not a hellacious nightmare.

(2) You were not programmed by someone from the future to come back and destroy all happiness.

(3) You do not possess the body odour of a bloodhound.