Game breaker by day, class 12 mixologist by night, always a man of mystery (but only in the contiguous United States). Some say I have been banned in no less than five countries, and that my favorite fruit can only be found on the dark side of the moon.

I'm a classically trained nerd of all trades with the soul of an artist, quick to hilarity, and just shy of becoming a level seven awesomemancer. While on my quest to find the one ring, I occasionally stop to casually reddit, though I always make sure to practice safe computing.

If you enjoy a good game of Cards Against Humanity, then you'll enjoy my sense of humor.

Helping to make great games! As well as make the local haunted attraction scene just a little bit more impressive each year.

Also trying to save up for a tattoo. Finally decided what I want, now it's just a matter of pulling the trigger.

Being awesome. Listening. Picking up random bits of knowledge. Sneaking up on people and scaring them. Turning any conversation foul and offensive, but in the most hilarious way.

My hair. I only know this because I've been stopped by complete strangers who wanted to compliment me on it.

Books: Rather than individual books, I'll list authors instead: Patrick Rothfuss, Neil Gaiman, Jim C. Hines, Neal Stephenson.

Movies: Dark Knight series, Scott Pilgrim vs The World, any Tarantino movie, Avengers, Serenity, Cabin in the Woods, Evil Dead, Oldboy, I Saw the Devil, Super Troopers

Shows: Currently watching Downton Abbey, Futurama, Archer, Castle, Mythbusters, Sherlock, Top Gear, Legit, Adventure Time, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Music: I'm a huge fan of the disco/funk sound, though I also have been known to enjoy folk, electronica, and hip hop.

The mysteries of life. I'm always curious as to what life has to offer and what adventures I might embark upon.

If I'm not tearing it up on the dance floor at a local show, then I'm out with some good friends and just enjoying their company. Or I'm clinically dead.

For the past four years I've worked at a local haunted attraction and spent my weekends in October scaring the bajeebus out of people. It's a crazy gig, but I love it!

If you're at this point in my profile, then you obviously like what you've seen, so just do it.

But in case you need more convincing: I don't play games, am a very passionate individual, and am all sorts of awesome. And don't be fooled by the goofy guy you first meet, I am really a deep thinker. It just takes a while for that to surface.