Game breaker by day, class 12 mixologist by night, always a man of
mystery (but only in the contiguous United States). Some say I have
been banned in no less than five countries, and that my favorite
fruit can only be found on the dark side of the moon.
I'm a classically trained nerd of all trades with the soul of an
artist, quick to hilarity, and just shy of becoming a level seven
comedian. While on my quest to find the one ring, I occasionally
stop to casually reddit, though I always make sure to practice safe
If you enjoy a good game of Cards Against Humanity, then you'll
enjoy my sense of humor.
What I’m doing with my life
Helping to make great games! As well as make the local haunted
attraction scene just a little bit more impressive each year.
Currently trying to finish up the first draft of a short story so I
can get started on a second one. I've obviously not been doing
enough creative things lately.
I’m really good at
Being awesome. Listening. Picking up random bits of knowledge.
Dressing. Sneaking up on people and scaring them. Being a reference
for animators. Street Fighter. Turning any conversation foul and
offensive, but in the most hilarious way. Writing. Finding bizarre
things on the internet.
Also cooking, when I have the time for it. Work can be demanding.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair. I'm about to start a tally on the number of random
compliments I get.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Too many to list individual books, so I'll list authors
instead: Patrick Rothfuss, Neil Gaiman, Jim C. Hines, Neal
Movies: Dark Knight series, Scott Pilgrim vs The World, any
Tarantino movie, Avengers, Serenity, Cabin in the Woods, Evil Dead,
Oldboy, I Saw the Devil, Super Troopers, American Mary, and the
Andy Sidaris films.
Shows: Currently watching Archer, Castle, Mythbusters, Sherlock,
Top Gear, Adventure Time, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia,
Boondocks, and Three Kingdoms.
Music: I'm a huge fan of the disco/funk sound, though I also have
been known to enjoy folk, electronica, hip-hop, and electro-swing.
Recently discovered the band Five Alarm Funk and am really looking
forward to seeing them live.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The state of society. The beauty of the cosmos. Why it is that you
drive in a parkway, but park in a driveway.
On a typical Friday night I am
If I'm not tearing it up on the dance floor at a local show, then
I'm out with some good friends and just enjoying their company. Or
I'm clinically dead.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm actually quite the sappy romantic. It doesn't show right away
because I can be shy about it, but it comes out.
You should message me if
If you've made it this far and still aren't convinced, perhaps the
ninjas I've dispatched to your location will provide sufficient
Or maybe just do it anyways. Life is too short to waste time