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OGreatWizard

54 M Yorba Linda, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:32am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Remember the perfume you sprayed on my pillow?

Where is that woman who sprays her perfume on my pillow, who loves to spend hours just talking and sharing long, passionate, lingering kisses? Who laughs at my stories even when they’re lousy, loves the little notes I leave by her bedside, and smiles when I bring her roses, whether it’s just one or two dozen.

I’m just a really, really, really, really normal guy, looking for a normal girl who will love me as much as I love her. Everyday I'm writing a new chapter in a book that is the story of my life, full of challenges and amazing experiences. And because of those experiences, I also have a scar or two (none emotional! LOL). But then again, I’ve heard that chicks dig scars. I was born and raised in Southern California and with the exception of my travels and adventures, this has always been home. And like any true native, I’m pretty easy going and laid back. I can be a pretty handy guy to have around because I have been known to be able to fix just about anything.

I have a great sense of humor and view life as our playground. The world can be a pretty funny place sometimes and I think we should laugh at it. So take my hand and walk with me…forever.

Can every guy on here really be an upscale, overly sensitive, works out all of the time, busy professional?? When do these guys have time for relationships when they're all working out at the gym, walking along some beach somewhere, or camping out all of the time??? Sure...I'm a busy business owner like everyone else. I work, try to exercise everyday, and dream about our future. And I have a five year plan...don't die! So share it with me.

I don't have a long list of "must haves" and tend to gravitate away from those that do. I think when you have one of THOSE lists, you've narrowed your search so drastically that you should probably expect to have a nice long career in internet dating. My only two real deal breakers are smoking and obesity. Other than that, I'm wide open to all possibilities.
What I’m doing with my life
I know that I must continue to breathe because tomorrow will come and no one knows what the tide will bring...

Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker!

In search of intelligent life on this planet.

Working on my five year plan...don't die!!!

Working on my websites. I have quite a few websites (17 and growing) that take a lot of my time. You can check out my main site LoanRateUpdate.com, who knows you may need a mortgage! The rest you'll have to ask me about!

Memorizing the 32 rules from Zombieland...because the zombies are coming. They've already taken over Sacramento and Washington DC, especially the narcissist zombie in the White House.
I’m really good at
Embracing all that life has to offer, with all its splendor and wonder, every second of every day.

Being a computer guru. Sorry, but it's true. Oh yeah, in case you haven't noticed...I do a bit of writing too. Check out some of my sites above.

Doing the Hokey Pokey...because that's what it's all about.

Being very witty....

I'm probably the most humblest, down to earth person you'll ever meet, but I do like knocking people off their pedestal.

...making the case that there is no good argument for liberalism. No one can argue the virtues of government dependency.

More cowbell!
The first things people usually notice about me
It's not what you first notice about me...it's what you'll notice about me after you get to know me.

I'm frickin' funny.

Unlike most, my glass is never just half full, it's almost always full, however, if I need to make more room...I just get a bigger cup!

My logic is undeniable...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Food:
Whipped Cream
Chocolate Syrup
Wesson Oil
(And a bathtub)

Music:
I've been accused of being lost in a 70's time warp. I haven't turned on my radio in seven years...the music today is terrible! How many Coldplay wannabe's are these music companies going to throw at us? Every band sounds the same! KROQ doesn't use a playlist? Oh Please!!! You hear the same songs every two hours!!!

That being said...I admit to liking John Denver, Barry Manilow (saw him at the Paris April 4th...excellent!), and Night Ranger. Get over it.

Movies:

Anything funny and light hearted. Chick flicks are okay too...as long as you pay! Hahahaha Just kidding....

Books:

Science Fiction
Anything techy (sorry...that's what I do for a living)

I love reading fiction too! Little did I know that by joining OKCupid there would so much available!.

It's said that 50 is the new 40, 60 is the new 50 and 70 is the new 60, but I didn't get the memo that said being 40 pounds overweight is the new "average."
The six things I could never do without
Six just isn't enough!!!!

A good pair of boots (yeah...it's deep here)
Happiness
Love
Understanding
Patience
Tolerance
Intelligence
Passion
Desire
Respect
Oreo's (This should probably be at the top of my list)
Milky Ways
A great sense of humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Oreo's

Did it hurt?

The only real truth is what you want to believe.

The biggest mistake men make with women is not making them feel desired.

The biggest mistake women make with men...is not making them feel desired.

Inconceivable!

I once believed that as we got older and wiser that we would tire of playing the games, but what I've learned is that we've just become better game players.

Opinions tend to be biased

There's a reason they call it hidden treasure.

If everyone on here was really looking for a nice or great guy, I would have been taken a long time ago!

Why online dating is so similar to the movie Groundhog Day.

Realizing that you can't take a jackass and make a racehorse out of him.

But why male models?

Wondering if the women who have long lists of "must-haves" are looking for a man or a lap dog.

That even a blind squirrel will find an acorn every now and then.

Why do I see so many people spelling "quiet" as "quite?"

Excuses are the tools of the incompetent.

Who doesn't love to laugh???

...the fine line between being too picky and just being unrealistic.

Great relationships start as great friendships!

Why do Oreo's torment me? I can hear them at night in the kitchen...laughing at me because they know. Oh yeah, but you should hear them scream when I open up that refrigerator door and they hear me pouring milk into that cup. Oh yeah...revenge is sweet. Who's laughing now Mr. Cream Frosting???

I think Neil Young had it right...Everyone Knows This Is Nowhere.

It's true! There's more fiction on OKCupid than in the Library of Congress.

"I may not be a smart man Jenny, but I know what love is."

I don't play fair all of the time...sorry. Just a personality defect.

Internet dating would be really great if it wasn't for the people.

I believe in long, soft, slow kisses that last for three days.

On why the most overused word on here is eclectic.

Shouldn't Oreo's be at the top of the food pyramid?

If there were truth-in-advertising laws for online profiles...there would be a lot of people in jail right now.

I am not politically correct.

Only in the movies does the guy get the girl.
On a typical Friday night I am
Friday nights were meant for great first dates. I actually love first dates. They create lasting life long memories. Who could forget those weeks of emailing and chatting, followed by endless nights of flirty, romantic talk on the telephone? Then finally, the big day arrives...the first date. You wait eagerly at the restaurant of their choosing (Sizzler?), butterflies fluttering away in your stomach, anticipation torturing your soul, radar in a high state of alert. And then finally the big moment, your date arrives, their jaw's smacking away on gum, wearing their fathers clothes, passing more gas than the Alaska pipeline, chewing with their mouth wide open, hasn't seen a dentist in fifteen years kind of guy. "Hey babe," he says, "You're really hot! Let's go get some eats." As he sits across the table from you, he comments about how hot it is in there and starts to unbutton his shirt. First, the top button...then slowly, but deliberately, he starts to unbutton the second button and then you realize...his boobs are bigger than mine...

Check please!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'll save it for that moment when I can whisper it in your ear...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 47–59
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
...you're past that neurotic stage and if you're past the insane stage and if you've fixed your trust issues, feel free to contact me.

But seriously folks, if you made it this far you deserve a medal. It's been a great run and I hope you've enjoyed the show. Truth is when it comes to internet dating, less than five percent of the emails that guys send to women get a response. With odds like that I'd rather go to Vegas. I rarely initiate conversations anymore but if you found something interesting about me and you'd like to talk, give me a holler, otherwise you might notice me hanging around...you know, kind of like that creepy uncle you remember when you were a kid.

Well...that's all folks, hope you enjoyed the show and don't forget to tip your waitress.