Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Don't read this. You won't like me...
Still Here? My kinda girl! I'm only on here because someone got
onto my facebook account and deleted all the hot girls. It's cool
though, I am sick of girls who are only pretty on the outside. If I
could find a woman that could make some killer chocolate chip
cookies I would probably stick around ;-)
I'm from 'round here so if my semi-traditional values and slight
southern draw bother you, well I guess that works out for both of
us. I have been all over the country with my previous career and
still landed back in the wheat fields.
I don't typically do long distance relationships (I like spooning
way too much) and historically uninterested in pen-pals, Facebook
affairs or Twitter crushes. Who wants a seemingly perfect woman
anyway? So stop with the photoshop and show me your stripes, baby!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a Dad (my biggest dream come true), Manager, Bodyguard, Bounty
Hunter, Private Pilot, Private Investigator (by now you are calling
B.S. I'm sure) I follow God (not only on twitter).
(and I'm parenthesis friendly!)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am sensual, romantic, hardcore, honest and faithful. Not to
mention I am handy with the steel if ya know what I mean.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You know, that somethin'- somethin'.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't tell my dorky secrets publicly, but if you must know- I
like comedy, books about personal development and bahavior science.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Awesome God- I couldn't last a single moment.
My Princess Daughter- She is my number one confidant.
Home Brewed Sweet Tea- This one is FOR REAL!
Opportunity- Whatever that may be at the time.
Great Sex- Because the contrary just doesn't work for me.
and nun-ya business!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Now that I have read most of your profiles, I'm thinking about
changing my name to "Emotionally Available". It seems you all want
a sensitive tough guy. Consider this your lucky day because I was
bipolar when bipolar wasn't cool.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I wouldn't if I were you... but since you are still reading this
you aren't taking my advice anyhow. Fine! You Win!
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