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43 Johannesburg, South Africa Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–48
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:31pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
***NOTE. Currently in Johannesburg on an extended work assignment and looking to make a friend or two? No, not looking for short-term hook-up. I know nothing about the area and have never been here before. So if you'd like to make a new international friend (I live in Las Vegas), please write! Hotel food is getting old....

I'm brand new to Las Vegas as of March 2014! I'm originally from Florida, moved to Oklahoma for work, and have now been transferred here. I moved here not knowing a soul, so I figured the internet would be a good place to reach out to people.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Been with the same company for 12 years now. Love my job. I love to travel as well. I already travel a lot for work, and all that means is I get tons of frequent flyer miles to travel to places I REALLY want to go. 99.9% of the time, my trips are during the week so I'm home weekends. On average I go on about 1 work trip per month.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing your computer
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't take life too seriously. My late father's favorite question to ask me was usually "when are you ever going to grow up??"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Shawshank Redemption
The Hangover

Music? I'm very open-minded. Except when it comes to country. Barf.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
U-Turn lanes

That's it
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where my next traveling adventure is going to be!

Why women take selfies with the disgusting mess that is their home in the background. Pick the clothes up off your floor before you go snapping photos of yourself making duck face.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not doing much! Still pretty new in town.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I pick my nose in the car sometimes.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Here is an actual text conversation with a woman I was talking to from here. We were trying to arrange a meeting before I left to go out of town:

Me: Are you free to meet before Wednesday? I leave for _____ that day.
Her: We could meet for Starbucks Wednesday afternoon?
Me: Wednesday is the day I'm leaving, silly
Her: Sorry, I meant Tuesday
Me: That sounds good!
Her: Which one? I have kb on sunset and 95 at 515 that day.
Me: Sunset and 95? (keep in mind I'm new here and still learning where everything is)
Her: Fuck. Nevermind.
Me: So, no Starbucks then?? Lol
Her: Here's a map if you would like to go by yourself (screen shot of map showing intersection sent)
Me: Wow, only lived here 3 months, sorry I don't know where everything is
Her: It's all good, I just don't think we're gonna click
Me: Wow, and a giant "fuck off" to you too!

LOL... would love to hear everyone's opinion on that one...

Now, back to my original "You should message me if..." statements:

You're actually nice. I might want references.

You don't do meth (ridiculous I even have to put this here)

You have at least ONE picture that isn't a selfie. "I'm always the one taking the pictures" isn't a viable excuse, either.

You don't have any tattoos on your boobs

You don't own a chihuahua

Airline elite status turns you on

You don't shave your eyebrows then pencil fake ones in

You show your teeth when you smile

You don't use the line "I'm just as comfortable in jeans and flip flops as I am in an evening gown" or any variation thereof. Seriously? Name one person who's only comfortable in an evening gown.

You think a trip to Alaska in the winter would be amazing