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43 • M • Las Vegas, NV
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 24–48
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last Online
- Today – 7:42pm
- 5′ 9″ (1.75m)
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
- Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Rather not say
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs and dislikes cats
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
Music? I'm very open-minded. Except when it comes to country. Barf.
Why women take selfies with the disgusting mess that is their home in the background. Pick the clothes up off your floor before you go snapping photos of yourself making duck face.
Here is an actual text conversation with a woman I was talking to from here. We were trying to arrange a meeting before I left to go out of town:
Me: Are you free to meet before Wednesday? I leave for _____ that day.
Her: We could meet for Starbucks Wednesday afternoon?
Me: Wednesday is the day I'm leaving, silly
Her: Sorry, I meant Tuesday
Me: That sounds good!
Her: Which one? I have kb on sunset and 95 at 515 that day.
Me: Sunset and 95? (keep in mind I'm new here and still learning where everything is)
Her: Fuck. Nevermind.
Me: So, no Starbucks then?? Lol
Her: Here's a map if you would like to go by yourself (screen shot of map showing intersection sent)
Me: Wow, only lived here 3 months, sorry I don't know where everything is
Her: It's all good, I just don't think we're gonna click
Me: Wow, and a giant "fuck off" to you too!
LOL... would love to hear everyone's opinion on that one...
Now, back to my original "You should message me if..." statements:
You're actually nice. I might want references.
You don't do meth (ridiculous I even have to put this here)
You have at least ONE picture that isn't a selfie. "I'm always the one taking the pictures" isn't a viable excuse, either.
You don't have any tattoos on your boobs
You don't own a chihuahua
You don't shave your eyebrows then pencil fake ones in
You show your teeth when you smile
You don't use the line "I'm just as comfortable in jeans and flip flops as I am in an evening gown" or any variation thereof. Seriously? Name one person who's only comfortable in an evening gown.
You think a trip to Alaska in the winter would be amazing
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