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OKCritic

29 M Birmingham, AL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The biggest and baddest tiny little speck on a small dot in the universe. I used to critique OkCupid profiles. I feel I've done my part, so now I'm just on here to talk to people and probably continue with unsolicited advice.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
A strict policy of embracing the strange and the difficult, and selling software to hospitals to fund all the fun.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Defending and preserving the sexy.

If I don't stand up for attractive people such as cyclists, runners in bright shoes, cross-fitters, and fad-dieters, no one will.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Just tell everyone you like Radiohead and craft beer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hot sauce
People
Skillet
Piano
Dem fire shoes
Good breath
Hot sauce
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How great it is to actually have time to think.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eating. Preferably a huge meal, but I can trade tremendousness for deliciousness. At home by 8 or 9 because I can't afford to be hungover for my Saturday morning run.

Saturday nights tho...
You should message me if
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you don't have an agenda.