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29 Birmingham, AL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 24–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:52pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The biggest and baddest tiny little speck on a small dot in the universe.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
A strict policy of embracing the strange and the difficult.

Career-wise, I'm really into S&M -- yep, Sales & Marketing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Defending and preserving the sexy.

If I don't stand up for attractive people, who will?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Just tell everyone you like Radiohead and craft beer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hot sauce
All food from the water
Da studio
my iPhone, or a sense of self preservation manifest as the illusion of purpose in order to weather the storm of this cruel world with a smile, or at least a smirk, and seek out new adventures while remaining resolute through life's most difficult challenges -- be it facing the wrath of gods, clients, beasts, and devils or getting out of bed without hitting the snooze button. It has long been said that a smile is the ultimate defiance to our sadistic Mother Earth and others that wish us harm.
Trail running shoes (Brooks for life!)
My elaborate dental care setup
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The nihilism of Joel Osteen and how I can get in some of that cash he's making.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eating something ridiculously carbalicious to prep for my weekly long run.

Delicious food, but sadly, that's my night to be in bed by 10.

Saturday nights tho...