Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
far too difficult so here's
a haiku instead
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
working for an amazing new boss
spoiler: it's me
update: new boss is kind of a jerk sometimes.
Spent 4 months in Central/South America this year. I'm a little
traveled out right now but I have newfound appreciation for pisco
and repulsion from Fernet.
That said it probably wouldn't take much to talk me into a ski trip
in Japan this winter.
I'm always trying to learn new things but when I tried to
demonstrate to some Brazilians the basic Portuguese I learned from
Duolingo I failed to convey "I eat bread" and instead said "I eat
cock" so that was a valuable lesson in showing off.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Super Mario Kart on SNES.
I used to think I wasn't, as a kid. My best friend would beat me 9
out of 10 times we'd play. Then I went to college and beat
everybody at it all the time. Turns out my friend was just really,
really, really into video games. Now he writes books about
Pretty good at trivia.
Some people seem to like my photography, but a lot of people like
Thomas Kinkade and Iggy Azalea so who knows what that says.
Skiing. Also I play soccer and softball but "really good" would be
pushing it on both of those.
I'm absolutely hilarious. Can't you tell.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Meat. Why are there so many vegans here?
I won't judge you by your taste in music or movies or TV if you
agree not to do the same for me.
I lied; I will judge you for watching anything on Bravo.
My favorite biographies are The Real Frank Zappa Book by Frank
Zappa and Richard Feynman's autobiographies.
I refuse to put other favorite books because there's no way to do
it without sounding either like a pretentious ass (Siddhartha) or a
guy who stopped reading in high school (Sherlock Holmes).
My least favorite book is East of Eden. Or I guess Mein Kampf but I
really hated East of Eden.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2. Ski boots
3. The constant re-affirmation of getting a bunch of facebook likes
when I post something I think is clever.
4. My friends; strangers don't let you keep beating them in
Scramble w Friends over and over.
after going to Central America this list seems awfully entitled
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why nobody gets the "wherefore" question right. English, people.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
not exploring the city, and neither are you. Going to a restaurant
does not make you Magellan.
Drinking is probably involved.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I auditioned for Jeopardy twice and haven't made it onto the show
and it's my greatest failure.
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 22–32
- Near me
- Who are single
- For short-term dating
You should message me if
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you can finish most of an NYT Saturday xword without assistance.
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