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35 • Chicago, IL • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 22–32
- Near me
- Who are single
- For short-term dating
- Last online
- Yesterday – 9:07pm
- 6′ 2″ (1.88m)
- Body type
- Mostly anything
- Graduated from law school
- Doesn’t have kids
- English (Okay), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly), German (Poorly), Czech (Poorly)
spoiler: it's me
update: new boss is kind of a jerk sometimes.
Spent 4 months in Central/South America this year. I'm a little traveled out right now but I have newfound appreciation for pisco and repulsion from Fernet.
That said it probably wouldn't take much to talk me into a ski trip in Japan this winter.
I'm always trying to learn new things but when I tried to demonstrate to some Brazilians the basic Portuguese I learned from Duolingo I failed to convey "I eat bread" and instead said "I eat cock" so that was a valuable lesson in showing off.
I used to think I wasn't, as a kid. My best friend would beat me 9 out of 10 times we'd play. Then I went to college and beat everybody at it all the time. Turns out my friend was just really, really, really into video games. Now he writes books about Christian apologetics.
Some people seem to like my photography, but a lot of people like Thomas Kinkade and Ke$ha so who knows what that says.
Skiing. Also I play soccer and softball but "really good" would be pushing it on both of those.
I'm absolutely hilarious. Can't you tell.
I won't judge you by your taste in music or movies or TV if you agree not to do the same for me.
I lied; I will judge you for watching anything on Bravo.
My favorite biographies are The Real Frank Zappa Book by Frank Zappa and Richard Feynman's autobiographies.
I refuse to put other favorite books because there's no way to do it without sounding either like a pretentious ass (Siddhartha) or a guy who stopped reading in high school (Sherlock Holmes).
My least favorite book is East of Eden. Or I guess Mein Kampf but I really hated East of Eden.
2. Ski boots
3. The constant re-affirmation of getting a bunch of facebook likes when I post something I think is clever.
4. My friends; strangers don't let you keep beating them in Scramble w Friends over and over.
after going to Central America this list seems awfully entitled
Drinking is probably involved.
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