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OKCuPete

34 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Apr 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Okay), Czech (Poorly), French (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am aware of when to use semicolons.
What I’m doing with my life
I had an audition for Jeopardy! once and I didn't make it and basically I consider this my biggest failing in life (obviously aside from online dating). UPDATE: I got another audition in July. In Detroit. UPDATE UPDATE: it went ok; i don't find out until like 18 months from now.

I like traveling. It's great when I can find somebody to come with me, but if I can't, I don't let it stop me.

Otherwise, yknow, grinding away at work, hanging out, hurtling towards the abyss, the usual.
I’m really good at
Super Mario Kart on SNES.

I used to think I wasn't, as a kid. My best friend would beat me 9 out of 10 times we'd play. Then I went to college and beat everybody at it all the time. Turns out my friend was just really, really, really into video games. Now he writes books about Christian apologetics.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Meat. Why are there so many vegans here?

I won't judge you by your taste in music or movies or TV if you agree not to do the same for me.

I lied; I will judge you for watching anything on Bravo.
The six things I could never do without
1. Passport
2. Ski boots
3. The constant re-affirmation of getting a bunch of facebook likes when I post something I think is clever.
4. My friends; strangers don't let you keep beating them in Scramble w Friends over and over.
5. Brevity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why nobody gets the "wherefore" question right. English, people.
On a typical Friday night I am
not exploring the city, and neither are you. Going to a restaurant does not make you Magellan.

Drinking is probably involved.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I appear to have it together in almost every aspect of my life but inside my brain I feel like I must have been put on the wrong planet. Sometimes.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–31
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you find my keys.