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OK_SLOSH

28 M Santa Barbara, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:24am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Farsi (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What I’m doing with my life
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collecting junk!
I’m really good at
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The first things people usually notice about me
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beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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vhs, house shows, community radio, friends of ak, fnb, star trek
The six things I could never do without
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burritos, nutch, finger boards, (A), vhs, fanny pack
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
ah, the most annoying things ever probably. you don't even want to know.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
screaming in a garage
You should message me if
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you are kind of a weirdo. diy.