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34 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 28–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:53pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Judaism, and laughing about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Curious, quick-witted, intuitive, a lot of energy. It's a pretty good bet I'll make you laugh.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm in event management and work a lot. Which I like. The rest of my time is given to the lovely Morganirene and my friends. However, I'm always open to meeting new awesome people as friends, or for something more intimate.
Everything depends on chemistry.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making you laugh.
Putting people at ease
Keeping everyone's secrets.
Telling stories
Driving and biking in NYC
The first things people usually notice about me
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"You just said the gayest thing possible in the most bro-y way possible." - a friend once said to me.

Or perhaps that I'm round. Or have a perfect side part. Or some such.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I once only read Fitzgerald for an entire year over and over.

The Boss. Robyn. Nicki Minaj. Preservation Hall Jazz Band. The soundtrack to Hair.

I'm usually planning on going to the movies. It's a good movie, and it's fairly irrelevant whether I actually go or not. I'm in the mood to watch 28 Days Later again right now.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my friends, my brother, humor, dancing, swimming and water, dancing, art, Fall, books, theater, vanilla, my (chef's - someone told me to specify) knife, travel. I guess that's like 30 things but whatever. You're not the Thing Police.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Amusing anecdotes.
Sex and kink
The reason
How to frame the pieces in my small but growing art collection so they don't looked trapped.
Water features. I just love the hell out of a fountain.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Grilling in the backyard with my girl.
Drinking beer and watching The Sopranos cause I just started watching that show and I'm hip like that.
Out to dinner.
Maybe working.
Probably planning on going to a movie and then deciding not go because it'll be crowded.
I don't know! This is NY.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm ftm.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not looking for something serious.

Someone please save me from the bikes-irony- farmer's market- Brooklyn world that has become so normal that every time I visit some other place I am shocked - SHOCKED at what I find.

Also I seem to like writers.

And I seem to attract serious types.

I like feminine women and also feminine men.

Or if you're looking for friends. Seriously. That'd be fun.