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OLDPAINLESS

27 / M / Straight / Single

Carlsbad, California

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:16pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Rather not say
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Farsi (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
First things first, quit analyzing my profile and say "Hello" already! haha

There is a saying that goes, "nothing is more of a turn on than a good conversation" and I firmly believe that to be true. If you can hold your own in a conversation, chances are we would get along.

I'm a, "work hard but play even harder" type of person. Lately, I have gone skydiving just about every other weekend. I'm definitely getting addicted to it. I'm nearing 100 jumps and I need more!!

I'm an analyzer and a problem solver. I play a number of instruments and truly enjoy learning about musical theory.
Straight up, I am in pretty phenomenal shape (if I do say so myself). Seriously, I can run 4 miles in less than 26 minutes and hike up and down an 11,500 ft mountain for fun.

A passion of mine is traveling to countries that have nothing, immersing myself in their culture and coming back to America with a rejuvenated view of my life and the acceptance of the possibility that maybe they have everything, and we Americans have nothing. I have had many life lessons this way that span across many different cultures. Traveling the world and seeing it for what it truly is, in my opinion, is what can make you a very powerful individual.

I'm very good at appreciating the simple things in life. The majority of my friends (male or female) will probably tell you that I am the most trustworthy individual they know and I take pride in protecting their claim.
What I’m doing with my life
Due to many memories that have been stored throughout my life, I have developed the attitude that I should try to eliminate negative energy from it. I check my ego everyday when I wake up in the morning and I don't try to be right as much as I choose to be happy.
I’m really good at
Compromising. I'm very good at discussions involving intellectual thought. Try me out, I've been told I am "well versed" and "worldly".
The first things people usually notice about me
My genuinely personable attitude towards everyone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything and everything nonfiction

The Kite Runner, Blood Diamond, Forest Gump, Shawshank Redemption, Inception and just about any comedy worth naming. Bill Burr is probably the funniest stand up comedic I've ever seen.

I try to stay as far away from TV as much as possible...it's an ongoing struggle.

I listen to all types of music but I listen to rock passionately.

I was born in Louisiana so I love to eat anything Creole when I get the opportunity. Aside from that I really enjoy changing it up as often as possible. Huge fan of sushi and Saki (especially on a winter night) and I thoroughly enjoy testing out exotic foods.
I do pay close attention to what I eat and I always strive to eat healthy. Although I have a hard time accepting it, my friends all tell me that I'm a pretty good cook for a bachelor.
The six things I could never do without
A friend.
Objectivity.
Strife.
Error.
Family.
Music.
Passion.
A vehicle.
My Passport.
Probably money.
A good woman to keep me in check.
Knowledge.
I could keep going but they said six so...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What the next thing I am going to teach myself will be. If I am not learning something new everyday or building towards something I tend to get antsy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Anything from going to the gym to going to a bar or restaurant to a friends house...nightclub, country line dancing, movies...staying home...whatever the night calls for. (I just went to an NHL game on January 26 and prior to that was bird hunting) So yeah I could be doing anything.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
A good friend of mine recently inspired me to check out using baby wipes to wipe your back side and although I made fun of him for it at the time...It. Feels. AMAZING! Try it and see for yourself. You can thank me later. ;)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
The biggest turn on for me is seeing in my partner that they have the never ending desire to make me a better person (and of course vice-versa). If that sounds like a challenge you would enjoy then feel free to message me.