– Plato’s The Symposium
Hi, I'm Steve and I like rum. :)
I'm not really sure how to describe myself anymore, but I'm gonna give it a decent effort.
I have never ended a single meaningful relationship, I'm tired of picking from the bargain bin, it never works out. I guess I pick poorly, or I hone in on the wrong women, who knows. My best friend's Mom is threatening me saying shes going to pick me a nice Christian girl for me to date soon. That's terrifying haha. Yes, you read that right. I'm not into religious women, sorry it just wont work out, your religious family won't like me, I'll make snarky comments at dinner time and get us both into trouble. I went to a Catholic school as a kid which has totally turned me off to all religions.
I have high expectations. To be blunt, I'm done dating unemployed women. Have some goals for yourself. I'm tired of girls who has absolutely no aspirations for the future. We don't stay young forever, plan for your future a bit. If you don't understand this, or you have no goals in life, I don't want to hear from you.
Also, I smoke. I tried quitting. Fact is, I'm not quitting for you. So if you're not OK with a smoker, sorry, this wont work out.
I'm a constant career "self improver". I get bored easily at any job. So I constantly trade up. With that said, I'm not interested in being your sugardaddy. The only thing I ask from the woman I'm with is she's doing something with her life, even if you're working with kids and getting paid jack shit, I just ask that you do anything :). That's fair right?
I have this insatiable drive to constantly do something. The doctor calls it impulsiveness, I call it FUCKING ADVENTURE TIME. I haven't met a girl who can be spontaneous enough to handle that lately. So I'm kind of looking for that.
Lastly I'm a bit messy, that of course is an understatement. My desk is littered with water bottles, usually like 20 of them. I drink A LOT of water and A LOT of tea. It's my thing.
I don't like sweets. I don't like cake. I like very little ice cream. My idea of a snack is a Coney Dog, and not one of those loose meat sandwiches they call Coney's up north, I'm talking a Detroit made sloppy chili coney. Healthy? No. Delicious? Yes. Also A&W is kind of my jam.
I promise to answer /mostly/ everybody who messages me. The only reason why I won't is if I find a HUGE personality turn off somewhere in your questions or profile, and yea I will read them all before responding or even sending you a message ;)
I'm also down to text, if you wanna text just send me your number. I'll gladly give mine out back :)