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OMGReallylmao

41 F Hubert, NC

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:58pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too
seriously.
Good humor is always appreciated!
What I’m doing with my life
"I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Zombieland, Idiocracy, Full Metal Jacket, Stand By Me
Chick-Fil-A
Country
The six things I could never do without
Coffee....
Yes, I know that's only one. When my other personalities come out to play maybe they can think of some others!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Options are endless!!!
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Bipolar people don't scare the shit out of you!! ;)
You're not as dysfunctional as I am!
You're not bothered by the fact I have the attention span and memory of a goldfish!! lol
You don't mind that I will probably find the humor in whatever you say!
You knew those were tiger stripes
Your first message is not going to start with "I've always wanted to be with an older woman."
The stench of bullshit will not be coming out of your mouth when you open it!