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OMGZitsSTEFAN

19 / M / gay / Single

York, Pennsylvania

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Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 6" (1.67m).
Body Type
Skinny
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Gemini
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Student
Income
Kids
Pets
Owns dogs and Dislikes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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I am short, nerdy, and super fab! (haha).

My Self-Summary

My name is Stefan. I'm a nerd, I like to play video games.
Soul Caliber is my current addiction, along with Halo. :P
I stay up late, and sleep all day.
I'm only 5 foot 6 inches tall.
I love nature, and I love taking hikes in the woods around the lake. (Trailblazing ftw.)
I like playgrounds and parks a lot too.
I love the History channel, definitely one of the best channels on Television. :)
Tealquoise is my favorite color, think about it, it makes sense.
I'm REALLY allergic to cats, it sucks >< I would have one if I wasn't though!
I have an evil miniature dachshund who is hellbent on domination of the neighborhood and enslavement of the people of Earth. --fact. (his name is lil-man.)
My phone is attached to me, it never leaves me side...I'm kind of a texting fiend.
I like ghost stories, and even going to the 'haunted' places and checking them out if they're not too far away.
I really like hot tubs :P
The most valuable thing I learned from my high school career was Polka in gym class.

What I’m doing with my life

I'm currently going to Penn State York, I'm starting my second year there now. I don't really know what I want to do just yet, so I'm going for liberal arts until I can decide. Right now I'm aiming towards becoming a counselor or something like that.

My plan for the future is a wee bit unorthodox. My best friend ManduhPanduh and I plan to move out together within the next six months. After we get on our feet on the ground we will get married (For tax purposes only, bitch!). Our wedding is already being planned. The colors are teal and purple. (The cunt says she doesn't like those colors, she's wearing them RIGHT FUCKING NOW. Dumb bitch.) The reception will be held at the Valencia Ballroom catered by Altland House, that's where ManduhPanduh works (Cheap whore) :). Our honeymoon is going to have 2 parts. First going to the Bahamas then an excursion to New Zealand and Australia.(She want's me on a plane D: I hate planes ) Then we want to have children via turkey baster (Like hell if I'm tapping that). We already have names picked out. Rylan Kennedy for a girl and Oliver for a boy. But Oliver and Olivia if we have twins. Then, once we get enough money, we want to build our own house. It will be large enough so that even though we're legally married we can still have our boyfriends. ManduhPanduh demands that the house be yellow (Like hell if I'm going to let that happen.) with white trim and a grandiose (Which means very elaborate. OH THE REWARDS OF OUR DALLASTOWN EDUCATION) wrap-around porch. Also a yard with plenty of room for gardens. ManduhPanduh is going to beat me up when I refuse her goddamn yellow house. (...and win...Manly-bitch-beast)
LOLOLOLOL

I’m really good at

Video games.
I'm really good at making ManduhPanduh laugh.<3
I make good omnoms.
I'm pretty pro at making Apple-pieces too. lulz.

The first things people usually notice about me

MUH SHOES! lolololol.

Probably my eyes and smile, I'm a very smiley kind of person.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I enjoy most music, I don't listen to screamo or country though. Anything but that is pretty much good with me.

I love horror movies, but zombie movies are the best!

I'm not gonna lie... I eat pizza and macaroni and cheese wayyyyyy too much.

The six things I could never do without

ManduhPanduh<3 (Even though she's a fucking slut.)
My Iphone. (Even though she likes to be a bitch to me.)
The internet.
Nature.
My family and amazing friends.
and of course, love.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Stupid shitty shit shit that happens.
Life.
Love.
Zombies (Always be prepared).
2012!
Existence.
Religion.

On a typical Friday night I am

I'm usually hanging out with Manduh trying to find something fun to do.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I'm addicted... to pizza rolls.

You should message me if

you don't have herpes, or h1n1.