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OMG_Puppies
25 / M / straight / Single
Seattle, Washington
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White, Undeclared
- Height
- 5' 10" (1.77m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Buddhism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Taurus but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Science / Tech / Engineering
- Income
- $40,000–$50,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am Ironic, Zesty, and OH GOD BEES!! RUN!!!.
My Self-Summary
I like to have fun. I'm good at it. It's what I do best.
Life's pretty good right now. At this point, I'm just looking for new friends. I'm not super gung-ho about Internet dating, but I'm certainly open to the possibility.
OK Cupid: Come for the dating, stay for the silly Internet people...
I believe that there are two secrets to living a good life:
1.) Don't die
2.) Don't get bored
I rarely interact with people without cracking some kind of joke. Making people laugh is really important to me. My sense of humor ranges from ironic to non-sequitur, and I take pride on making awkward moments. I am also quite good at sneaking into my boss' office and changing the desktop background on his computer to a pictures of Gary Busey.
I've answered exactly nine hundred and eleven questions, because I never forget!
Life's pretty good right now. At this point, I'm just looking for new friends. I'm not super gung-ho about Internet dating, but I'm certainly open to the possibility.
OK Cupid: Come for the dating, stay for the silly Internet people...
I believe that there are two secrets to living a good life:
1.) Don't die
2.) Don't get bored
I rarely interact with people without cracking some kind of joke. Making people laugh is really important to me. My sense of humor ranges from ironic to non-sequitur, and I take pride on making awkward moments. I am also quite good at sneaking into my boss' office and changing the desktop background on his computer to a pictures of Gary Busey.
I've answered exactly nine hundred and eleven questions, because I never forget!
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a relatively new transplant to Seattle from eastern WA. I would
say at this point that I'm officially settled in.
I am a microbiologist for a large dairy company. The job is relatively boring most of the time, but I get lots of time to goof off on the internet. If there's any kind of emergency, I get to solve problems and pretend to be really REALLY SMART!
Long Walks. Seriously, I go for walks all the time. Before I know it, I'll have been walking for like 5-10 miles. It helps me think.
I can play guitar, harmonica, and sing. I want to start a acoustic blues/cowpunk band at some point, but finding talented and like-minded musicians is hard. If you play any instruments and want to start a band, lets talk...
UPDATE: I bought a bass. Working on that now...
I am a microbiologist for a large dairy company. The job is relatively boring most of the time, but I get lots of time to goof off on the internet. If there's any kind of emergency, I get to solve problems and pretend to be really REALLY SMART!
Long Walks. Seriously, I go for walks all the time. Before I know it, I'll have been walking for like 5-10 miles. It helps me think.
I can play guitar, harmonica, and sing. I want to start a acoustic blues/cowpunk band at some point, but finding talented and like-minded musicians is hard. If you play any instruments and want to start a band, lets talk...
UPDATE: I bought a bass. Working on that now...
I’m really good at
Science. When I
was in college, I used to charge people $20 to do their lab
reports. I made a killing.
Making people laugh. It might take me a few tries to gauge a persons sense of humor, but I'll nail it eventually. But some people are just major downers and refuse to laugh...
Beginning statements with "I"
Making people laugh. It might take me a few tries to gauge a persons sense of humor, but I'll nail it eventually. But some people are just major downers and refuse to laugh...
Beginning statements with "I"
The first things people usually notice about me
...is that time has stopped
I have a really deep and booming voice. People tend to notice it.
I have a really deep and booming voice. People tend to notice it.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books:
My interest in books is pretty straightforward; the only fiction books I read are horror novels, and the only non-fiction I read is science related. Carl Sagan, Richard Dawkins, Stephen Hawking, H.P. Lovecraft, Stephen King.
Movies:
I love movies. I'd rather list my favorite directors than waste my time with a list 100-movies long.
James Cameron: He's made a career of filming movies with incredibly badass, very believable female action heroes. Even Rose from 'Titanic' got to perform a couple of heroic actions.
Bryan Singer: He can juggle an enormous cast of characters, give them all something to do, and keep viewers concerned with all of them.
Michael Mann: The master of ball-busting suspense.
Music:
I'll write a 10-page essay on this at some point. Right now, Johnny Cash.
Foods:
There's a really cheap Chinese/Vietnamese supermarket down the street from my house. I've been spending a lot of time trying to nail the technique for making different noodle items. Ramen (not top-ramen), pad thai, pho, and yaki soba. Seriously though, I'm all over the map with food. There's not a lot I won't try once...
My interest in books is pretty straightforward; the only fiction books I read are horror novels, and the only non-fiction I read is science related. Carl Sagan, Richard Dawkins, Stephen Hawking, H.P. Lovecraft, Stephen King.
Movies:
I love movies. I'd rather list my favorite directors than waste my time with a list 100-movies long.
James Cameron: He's made a career of filming movies with incredibly badass, very believable female action heroes. Even Rose from 'Titanic' got to perform a couple of heroic actions.
Bryan Singer: He can juggle an enormous cast of characters, give them all something to do, and keep viewers concerned with all of them.
Michael Mann: The master of ball-busting suspense.
Music:
I'll write a 10-page essay on this at some point. Right now, Johnny Cash.
Foods:
There's a really cheap Chinese/Vietnamese supermarket down the street from my house. I've been spending a lot of time trying to nail the technique for making different noodle items. Ramen (not top-ramen), pad thai, pho, and yaki soba. Seriously though, I'm all over the map with food. There's not a lot I won't try once...
The six things I could never do without
Guitars, Inside Jokes, Friends (to share inside jokes with), Hot
Showers, Audio Books, and caffeine.
Here's six things I can't stand:
Depression, The "theory" of Intelligent Design, Dane Fucking Cook, cigarette smoke, wasps/hornets, and txt-speak ("hi hun wut r u up 2").
Here's six things I can't stand:
Depression, The "theory" of Intelligent Design, Dane Fucking Cook, cigarette smoke, wasps/hornets, and txt-speak ("hi hun wut r u up 2").
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Not going to lie, I'm pretty much single-minded about music. I can
play guitar/bass/sing, so I put a ton of thought into
melodies/bass-lines/and lyrics. Probably half of my thoughts on a
given day are somehow related to music.
The next biggest block of thinking goes to silly things on the Internet (do you have stairs in your house). I just found out about raptor Jesus a few days ago.
The remaining 1-2% is dedicated to paying bills, remembering to get to work on time, remembering that I'm not supposed to drive on the left side of the road (I'm still working on that one).
The next biggest block of thinking goes to silly things on the Internet (do you have stairs in your house). I just found out about raptor Jesus a few days ago.
The remaining 1-2% is dedicated to paying bills, remembering to get to work on time, remembering that I'm not supposed to drive on the left side of the road (I'm still working on that one).
On a typical Friday night I am
Working the graveyard shift (ughhh)
Saturday and Sunday night are my weekends, and I'll probably be spending them with some of my established friends or making new ones.
Nevertheless, alcohol will probably be involved...
Saturday and Sunday night are my weekends, and I'll probably be spending them with some of my established friends or making new ones.
Nevertheless, alcohol will probably be involved...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I think the movie Mean Girls is the shit, and I quote
it daily.
You should message me if
Your shit is bananas.
You want a large, witty, and jocular friend to go on adventures with.
You are perfectly content with being alone, and you're trying to meet new people in order to make life more interesting. If you feel like you absolutely MUST be in a relationship, move along please. I would rather find someone to grow with than be forced to conform to another person's idea of the 'perfect' relationship.
You love silly internet videos, and want to share a few. Here, I'll get the ball rolling:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1BDM1oBRJ8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg_cwI1Xj4M
You want a large, witty, and jocular friend to go on adventures with.
You are perfectly content with being alone, and you're trying to meet new people in order to make life more interesting. If you feel like you absolutely MUST be in a relationship, move along please. I would rather find someone to grow with than be forced to conform to another person's idea of the 'perfect' relationship.
You love silly internet videos, and want to share a few. Here, I'll get the ball rolling:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1BDM1oBRJ8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg_cwI1Xj4M
