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29 M Brussels, Belgium

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

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Yesterday – 11:22am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Atheism, and very serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Norwegian (Poorly), Dutch (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Born out of the womb of a virgin, I saw the light the second of march, 1985. I don't remember a lot about my childhood.
I know that my mother laced my milk with the venom of the black mamba. They also said that I tussled with alligators and fought bears with my bare hands when I was 3years old. I don't know if these stories are true. It could be true though, since i haven't seen any bears nor alligators in the Belgian woods or rivers lately.

In my present life I wade across the rooftops of Utrecht, dressed in long tights and a latex mask to prevent and solve crimes.

True story.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
wading across rooftops, waging a one-man war against the forces of evil, saving the world from time to time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Absurd humour.
being a nice person.
Also in being a man.
As far back as I can remember, my dad has been teaching me lessons about decency and manhood.
which includes, but not limited to, knowing how to pee standing up. One of the first things I can recall is him standing next to me to pee, showing me how to hit the porcelain bowl above the water, so you don’t make a lot of noise to upset the ladies, but below the rim, so you don’t splatter outside of the targeted area. You know these hand-painted signs in the bathroom: IF YOU SPRINKLE WHEN YOU TINKLE, BE A SWEETIE AND WIPE THE SEATIE? As a child, I always felt bad for anyone who would be so crude as to need that advice. They clearly didn’t have as kick-ass of a dad as me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my unicorn-zebra. His name is Sir Windjammer IV
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Fear and loathing Las Vegas. (Hunter S. Thompson)
Love in the time of cholera. (Gabriel Garcia Marquez)
1984 (George Orwell)
The curious incident of the dog in the night-time (Mark Haddon)
The hitchhikers guide (Douglas Adams)
Animal Farm (George Orwell)
the unbearable lightness of being. (Milan Kundera)
Through The Looking Glass (and what Alice found there) - Lewis Carrol
The God Delusion (Richard Dawkins)
De vrolijke Atheïst - Jean Paul Van Bendegem
Tiny Rookt Crack (Gilbert Delahaye)

The Godfather
The Shawshank Redemption
Django Unchained
Lock, Stock & two smoking barrels
The Dreamers
Last Days
Lucky number Slevin (I fell in love with Lucy Liu)
500 days of summer
American Psycho
Fight Club
V for Vendetta
Monty python
Inglorious Bastards
Pulp Fiction.
Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amélie Poulin
Little miss sunshine

Let's make this easier: If it's a Christopher Nolan movie: I'm most likely a fan. Same goes for Tarantino, Scorsese, Guy Ritchie, Kubrick, and not all, but a lot of the Coppola-movies (both Francis Ford and Sofia)
Ow, and the speech from "the great dictator" from Charlie Chaplin. That actually got me.

The Wire (!!!)
Sherlock (!!!)
The Shield
The Office (UK version)
Coupling (UK version)
Breaking Bad
Green Wing
EastBound & Down (Kenny Fucking Powers ftw!)
Boardwalk Empire
Game Of Thrones
Craig Ferguson, Jim Jefferies, Ricky Gervais

Editors, The XX, Daughter, Kings of convenience, Tom Waits, Bart Peeters, The Radios, MGMT, New Empire, The Black Lips, The Knife, Local Natives, The Thermals, The Shins, Perfume Genius, The National, Andrew Bird, Great Lake Swimmers, Grizzly Bear, King Charles, Givers, Ariana Delawari, Fleet Foxes, Iron & Wine, Alexander, Edward Sharpe & the magnetic zeros, Elliott Smith, Eels, The Smiths, Nick Cave, Stan Lee Cole,
The Libertines, The Babyshambles, Pink Floyd, Bon Iver
Band Of Horses, The Beatles (d'uh!), RHCP
Nirvana, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Velvet Underground
Regina Spektor, The Staves, Elvis Costello, The tallest man on Earth, Keaton Henson, Benjamin Francis Leftwich, The Jungle Giants, Beethoven, Beethoven, Beethoven, Prokofiev, Gorecki, Satie, ...
Ow, and let's not forget soul: Wendy Rene, Ruby Johnson, Carla Thomas, The Mad Lads, Jeanne & The Darlings,...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen --> (haha, so witty, because you really need that!)
Water --> (haha, again, witty!)
Food --> (seriously, I should stop being so witty!)
Music --> (What do you mean, cliché?)
Sex --> (Look what a daredevil I am, putting the word sex on my profile!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If the bible was right, and Adam & Eve were the only people on earth, and they had two kids: Abel & did they procreate? The only woman on earth is still Eve. So they had to have sex with their own mother. That's pretty gross, isn't it?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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1) I got more tricks than disneyland
2) I got more calculated moves than an android
3) I'm not really a super hero (shocking, I know!)
You should message me if
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you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find me!