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29 M Brussels, Belgium

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Atheism, and very serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Afrikaans (Okay), Dutch (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Born out of the womb of a virgin, I saw the light the second of march, 1985. I don't remember a lot about my childhood.
I know that my mother laced my milk with the venom of the black mamba. They also said that I tussled with alligators and fought bears with my bare hands when I was 3years old. I don't know if this is true. It could be true though, since i haven't seen any bears nor alligators in the Belgian woods or rivers lately.

In my present life I wade across the rooftops of Antwerp and Gent, dressed in long tights and a latex mask to prevent and solve crimes.

True story.
What I’m doing with my life
wading across rooftops, waging a one-man war against the forces of evil, saving the world from time to time.

As you can see, I look spectacular. That's a given, you don't have to say that out loud. I spent lots and lots of time to look this impeccable. this can take me between 6 to 8 hours. Sometimes even two days.
Today it only took 3 hours. I was in a jiffy because I had a meeting with the emperor of the Galaxy and I know he runs a very tight ship.
I’m really good at
And fighting crime.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Fear and loathing Las Vegas. (Hunter S. Thompson)
Love in the time of cholera. (Gabriel Garcia Marquez)
1984 (George Orwell)
The curious incident of the dog in the night-time (Mark Haddon)
The hitchhikers guide (Douglas Adams)
Animal Farm (George Orwell)
the unbearable lightness of being. (Milan Kundera)
Through The Looking Glass (and what Alice found there) - Lewis Carrol
The God Delusion (Richard Dawkins)
De vrolijke Atheïst - Jean Paul Van Bendegem
Tiny Rookt Crack (Gilbert Delahaye)

The Godfather
The Shawshank Redemption
Django Unchained
Lock, Stock & two smoking barrels
The Dreamers
Last Days
Lucky number Slevin (I fell in love with Lucy Liu)
500 days of summer
American Psycho
Fight Club
V for Vendetta
Monty python
Inglorious Bastards
Pulp Fiction.
Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amélie Poulin
Little miss sunshine

Let's make this easier: If it's a Christopher Nolan movie: I'm most likely a fan. Same goes for Tarantino, Scorsese, Guy Ritchie, Kubrick, and not all, but a lot of the Coppola-movies (both Francis Ford and Sofia)
Ow, and the speech from "the great dictator" from Charlie Chaplin. That actually got me.

The Wire (!!!)
Sherlock (!!!)
The Shield
The Office (UK version)
Coupling (UK version)
Breaking Bad
Green Wing
EastBound & Down (Kenny Fucking Powers ftw!)
Boardwalk Empire
Game Of Thrones
Craig Ferguson, Jim Jefferies, Ricky Gervais

Editors, The XX, Daughter, Kings of convenience, Tom Waits, Bart Peeters, The Radios, MGMT, New Empire, The Black Lips, The Knife, Local Natives, The Thermals, The Shins, Perfume Genius, The National, Andrew Bird, Great Lake Swimmers, Grizzly Bear, King Charles, Givers, Ariana Delawari, Fleet Foxes, Iron & Wine, Alexander, Edward Sharpe & the magnetic zeros, Elliott Smith, Eels, The Smiths, Nick Cave, Stan Lee Cole,
The Libertines, The Babyshambles, Pink Floyd, Bon Iver
Band Of Horses, The Beatles (d'uh!), RHCP
Nirvana, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Velvet Underground
Regina Spektor, The Staves, Elvis Costello, The tallest man on Earth, Keaton Henson, Benjamin Francis Leftwich, The Jungle Giants, Beethoven, Beethoven, Beethoven, Prokofiev, Gorecki, Satie, ...
Ow, and let's not forget soul: Wendy Rene, Ruby Johnson, Carla Thomas, The Mad Lads, Jeanne & The Darlings,...
The six things I could never do without
Oxygen --> (haha, so witty, because you really need that!)
Water --> (haha, again, witty!)
Food --> (seriously, I should stop being so witty!)
Music --> (What do you mean, cliché?)
Sex --> (Look what a daredevil I am, putting the word sex on my profile!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If the bible was right, and Adam & Eve were the only people on earth, and they had two kids: Abel & did they procreate? The only woman on earth is still Eve. So they had to have sex with their own mother. That's pretty gross, isn't it?
On a typical Friday night I am
incredibly handsome. Like really really over the top, falling in love with my mirror image handsome. Like so handsome that I often yell: hey everybody, come and see how hot I look! Than people come over and they say: Ow, goddamn, you're so hot your sweat evaporates when it touches your skin. Than I'm like: nah, common guys, I'm not that hot (but deep down I know they're right, because I really am that hot). Same goes for monday, wednesday, thursday, saturday and sunday. On a tuesday I look like crap though, but on a sunday I look twice as hot than on a friday, so that evens it out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
1) I got more tricks than disneyland
2) I got more calculated moves than an android
3) I'm not really a super hero (shocking, I know!)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find me!