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ONEinALLinNONE

29 M Brooklyn, NY

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This was quite a while ago, but i like it.

Taking confession as exhibit in a proper museum of fine arts as the Unicorn Pope. (& double fisting)

Some of them wouldn't be satisfied without special penance.

Breaking it down to Jay-Z live at the staff ball... The song was, "99 Problems but a Bush Ain't One" (really.) Note the year below the seal, and don't get me started on the aftermath.

i'm the one on the right.

Mandatory (vegan) nacho cheese slip and slide photo... the one facing the camera, more or less. [ollld pic, but it's the proper antidote for a tux pic]

Upskirt... (old, but i couldn't resist)

Lost 70 lbs. since freshman year of college and even though it's been gone for years, it's still a little weird not being the big guy anymore.

He had just flown back from a USO show in Italy the day before and was feeling a bit under the weather, which he blamed on not having anything to drink that night, not even the glass of chardonnay his wife talked him out of.