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ONEinALLinNONE

28 / M / Bisexual / Single

Gainesville, Florida

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This was quite a while ago, but i like it.

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i got to take confessional in an exhibit in a proper museum of fine arts as a Unicorn Pope. Why yes, that is a flask in my hand. Taking confession is thirsty work. [most recent pic]

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Some of them wouldn't be satisfied without special penance.

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Breaking it down to Jay-Z live at the staff ball... The song was, "99 Problems but a Bush Ain't One" (really.) Note the year below the seal, and don't get me started on the aftermath.

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i'm the one on the right.

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Mandatory (vegan) nacho cheese slip and slide photo... i'm the one facing the camera, more or less. [ollld pic, but it's the proper antidote for a tux pic]

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Upskirt... (old, but i couldn't resist)

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Lost 70 lbs. since freshman year of college and even though it's been gone for years, it's still a little weird not being the big guy anymore.

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He had just flown back from a USO show in Italy the day before and was feeling a bit under the weather, which he blamed on not having anything to drink that night, not even the glass of chardonnay his wife talked him out of.

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