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30 M Lake Oswego, OR

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Last Online
Yesterday – 12:04pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from law school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English, German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man possessed of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.

Good fortune has escaped me so far, so whatever. But you get bonus points if you know (without googling, honor system) where I stole the first line from. Still more bonus points if you're willing to overlook my starting the previous sentence with a conjunction and ending it with a preposition.

I'm trying online dating because I want to meet someone who shares at least some of my interests and is also looking for a co-conspirator and partner-in-crime. Also, this:
What I’m doing with my life
I started my own estate planning practice almost two years ago. It wasn't always my dream to run my own business, but now I can't imagine doing anything else. In general, I help my clients prevent, avoid, or manage conflicts. Sometimes, when they're satisfied, they bring me snacks.

Although I am committed to growing in my practice and profession, I am not married to my work. I make regular pilgrimages to Bend because I can and because, even when their folkways drive me crazy, my family is important to me and life is fleeting.

Things I enjoy: hiking, backpacking, cycling, skiing (grew up doing downhill, now prefer cross-country), camping near hot springs (Hart Mountain is my favorite spot); ballroom dancing; reading (see infra); games, puzzles, and trivia.
I’m really good at
Pub trivia. (Ask me about Norse driftwood.)
Not panicking.
Getting lost any time I drive in Washington County.
Overusing commas yet avoiding comma splices.
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyelashes. You will be jealous.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Fiction: Austen, Tolstoy, Hemingway, Thomas Mann.
Nonfiction: Jared Diamond, Robert Caro, Edward Abbey, Bill Bryson.
Tearing through Jonathan Franzen right now. (Rankings: Freedom > Strong Motion > The Corrections)
If I were limited to just a single book to have on a desert island, it would be "The Odyssey."
Random: Calvin & Hobbes. I wanted to be Calvin when I was young, and I haven't grown out of it.

Movies: Mel Brooks, Monty Python, and Bill Murray. "Thank You for Smoking" (movie was better than the book). I was once a teenaged boy, so I come with a full complement of Star Wars references (your cue to say "I have a bad feeling about this").

Shows: Arrested Development, Boston Legal (were I a litigator, I'd want to be Alan Shore), Big Bang Theory, Colbert. Guilty pleasures: Pawn Stars, Bar Rescue.

Music: Melody required. My radio presets are pop (3), country (2), and NPR. Passionate about impassioned classical music (Beethoven & Brahms, please). When at the office, I don't always listen to Led Zepplin on Pandora, but when I do, so does the CPA next door.

Food: I will try anything twice. Having applied that rule, I now draw the line at dim sum. Otherwise anything is fair game. My default any-time-of-day meal is polenta with poached eggs and sriracha. If you offer me raclette I will offer to marry you on the spot.
The six things I could never do without
Coffee, good books, boots (hiking & ski), blue pens, sriracha, cheese.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I should do for lunch today.
On a typical Friday night I am
Dancing! Current favorites are rumba, tango and hustle (sans leisure suit).

Otherwise, working on my night cheese. (Liz Lemon, are you out there?)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I had a choreographed routine for Call Me Maybe.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You believe life is best when shared with a co-conspirator.
You prefer irony to sarcasm.
You think "the guy must make the first move" is a relic of patriarchy.
At least one of your pictures is not a selfie.
You need a date to make you look awesome at a wedding reception.