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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Spanish
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've recently moved back to Austin, TX. I was lucky enough to fall into a pretty good spot as far as a job, and I'm very grateful to be here again. I work at an advertising agency downtown (y'know, the M-F/8A-5P thing), but I also have a second job teaching kids how to play music. It doesn't feel like work and it definitely isn't about the's the "fulfillment" aspect of it more than anything. I love to watch those kiddos rock out.

My ideal match would have a great sense of humor and not the personality of a napkin (in other words, is easy to talk to). Also, her idea of fun is not going out to get "punch-a-cop" drunk.

If we can laugh together, that's HUGE. I'm not easily offended…some people are so rigid. I'm looking for someone who is driven in life (about anything, it could be paper towels...just be passionate about something) and considers the glass "half-full".

I LOVE a good conversation and I like talking about things that matter.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Q: What am I doing with my life?

A: Simple; refusing to be unhappy and living it to the fullest.

A more specific answer would be; keeping my options open (no, I'm not hinting at an open relationship). If you're wondering what that means...your guess is as good as mine. Not knowing is the best part. Spontaneous is healthy at times.

The one thing in life I'm pretty strict about is keeping myself in shape. I ran the San Francisco Marathon and I'm currently training to run a Warrior Dash.

Lastly, I don't have a (as in singular) college degree. I have 3 of them.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...running drugs and guns, shopping the black market, karate, table tennis, and being a complete smartass...a.k.a. making you laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out! how good looking I am. They also notice how fun and spontaneous I am. Most of all, I'm known for being both modest and humble.

I'm also told I have a square face. I'm not sure how to feel about this yet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Love in the Time of Cholera (Gabriel Garcia Marquez), House of Leaves (Mark Danielewski), 1984 (George Orwell)

Movies: Pulp Fiction, Dazed and Confused, Boogie Nights, Sideways, Blow, The Departed, No Country for Old Men, Casino, There Will Be Blood

Televison: Breaking Bad, The Sopranos, The Wire, Sportscenter, Saturday Night Live, That 70's Show

Music: The Rolling Stones, Dr. Dre, Van Halen, Marvin Gaye, Stevie Wonder, Tool, The White Stripes, Queens of the Stone Age, Sly and the Family Stone, The Notorious B.I.G., The Wu-Tang Clan, Led Zeppelin, The Beastie Boys, Pentagram, De La Soul, Digable Planets, Motorhead, The Dead Weather, Hank Williams, The Descendents, AND LOTS MORE!

Food: Chinese, Thai, Mexican, fruits
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My running shoes.
2. Jeopardy!
3. Drumsticks.
4. The Mexican drug cartel.
5. Hall & Oates - Greatest Hits.
6. A backup copy of Hall & Oates - Greatest Hits.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game. drums, if the Wonder Years will ever be released on Blu-ray and if MTV will EVER play music videos again.

I also spend time asking myself if the Pringles guy and the Monopoly guy are related.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...out with friends and occasionally playing music somewhere downtown. However, I don't mind staying in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out! that when I die, I want to be cremated and put inside an Etch-A-Sketch. Oh, and sometimes...I like to put my hands under my armpits and SMELL 'EM! (message me if you get it)

I can Moonwalk and I've held a world record...Guinness style.

POW! It's true.
You should message me if
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(Any one of the following works...)

*You fear people wearing velcro strapped sandals b/c you've realized that they have nothing left to lose.
*Roughly 40% of your childhood was spent preparing for the day you'd fall into a pit of quicksand.
*You only like clicky pens when you're the clicker.
*You've wondered where you can get one of those Kim Kardashian jobs where you're basically just paid to exist.
*TV commercials led you to believe that changing shampoos would have a much bigger effect on your life.
*If you've ever felt like you got 30 minutes of cardio trying by simply attempting to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.
*If you've ever just stared into the sunset and thought, "I locked the door, right?"
*You've ever spent more than 30 minutes in the shower, because you like to stand there, under the hot water, just thinking about life.
*You can teach me how to be a better drummer.
*You know all of the words to "You Can Call Me Al" from Paul Simon.
*You think Paul Simon is a SUPER-CHEESEBALL.
*Jim Henson is your hero; he's definitely mine.
*You've seen the music video for Peter Gabriel's "Sledgehammer" and thought to yourself, "I don't know what the fuck that was all about but it was epic."
*You've seen Prince in concert.
*You're not a white guy with dreads.
*You firmly believe that Hamburger Helper only works if the hamburger is ready to accept the help it needs.
*You'd someday be open to the idea of riding in my car and singing Naughty By Nature's "O.P.P." or House Of Pain's "Jump Around" with me at full volume with the windows down at 12:01pm while driving through a church parking lot.
*Loverboy's "Everybody's Workin' For The Weekend" IMMEDIATELY reminds you of Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley.
*You've seen the movie "BIG" and still think it would be awesome to have a trampoline room.
*You've ever unplugged the copier at your place of employment and put a sign on it that read, “Now voice-activated!” (You then put some fresh ice in your drink, sit back, and watch the magic unfold.)
*You've memorized Vincent Price's monologue at the end of Michael Jackson's "Thriller".
*You're still pissed because Winnie Cooper and Kevin Arnold never ended up together.
*You have a pretty good idea that Truman Capote actually wrote "To Kill A Mockingbird" and ended up giving it to Harper Lee.
*You like Hawaiian pizza.
*You wanna play Connect Four.
*You can quote most of "Dumb and Dumber".
*You've ever seen a group of midgets and thought of calling them "People McNuggets".
*You get excited whenever you see fresh bubble wrap.
*Your way of giving your friends the "silent treatment" is by sending them blank emails.
*You wanna get together and hold some coffee beans (or other beverages) hostage...and end up taking their lives.


...if you think you can make me laugh.