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OSU_GOBUCKS

30 / M / straight / Single

Newport Beach, California

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 6" (1.67m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Science / Tech / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Dislikes cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am Like James Bond, MacGyver, and Gumbi -- COMBINED!!!.

My Self-Summary

"I am Michael, and I am part English, Irish, German, and Scottish, sort of a virtual United Nations."

I am just a midwestern implant to the west coast, who after 4 years of living here still has delusions of grandure that someone is going to wave "thanks" when I let them cut me off in traffic. If you couldn't tell by that statement, I am also an optimist.

I am super laid back, and probably take too little seriously (most of the time). I could put the rest of the resume here, but what's the fun in that...

What I’m doing with my life

I am a professional nerd (aka an Engineer). But don't hold it against me.

I am also currently working on an MBA.

I’m really good at

My job, driving, golf, welding, legos, walking, watching TV/movies, dancing (edit: making a fool of myself), eating fruit, puzzles (200 pieces or less), enjoying scotch (in moderation of course, doctor), softball, poker, keeping the ice-cube trays filled, making fun of jack-holes, bowling, sand castles (bit out of practice though), skiing, falling down gracefully, et cetera.

The first things people usually notice about me

I can make almost anyone laugh, and that I am the LEAST photogenic person on the planet. Seriously, I don't take a good photo. I am usually the guy in the background ruining the picture, and later being dubbed as "That Guy."

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: I usually only have time to read boring technical books, and business text these days...

Movies: I am kind of a movie nerd, so I will simply list my favorite of all time: High Fidelity

Music: I am a sucker for classic rock (Zeppelin, The Who, Bob Dylan, etc.) but favorite band is Pearl Jam

Food: Mexican (Close second: Italian)

The six things I could never do without

Humor (can you imagine drive-by shootings w/ squirt guns and the Benny Hill song...would be a lot better world)

Coffee (I would go through alot more keyboards at work w/o it)

College Football (I am allowed one "dude" obsession, this is it)

Friends (self-explanatory)

Intelligence (someone has to bail out the idiots)

Water (that's just science)

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How not to take myself too seriously, while at the same time becoming exponentially more successful at life.

On a typical Friday night I am

Enjoying life (and the beginning of the weekend) in one way or another.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I netflix-ed "The Notebook"

I guess to generalize, I am a sucker for a chick flick...this will haunt me till I die.

You should message me if

You're awesome.