"I am Michael, and I am part English, Irish, German, and Scottish, sort of a virtual United Nations." -Michael Scott

I am originally from Ohio, and after 7 years of living here I still have delusions of grandeur that someone is going to wave "thanks" when I "let" them cut me off in traffic. If you couldn't tell by that statement, I am also an optimist.

I am super laid back, witty, overly-sarcastic and probably take too little seriously (most of the time).

I am a professional geek for an aerospace manufacturing firm.

I work for the weekend.

My job, laughing, driving, golf, welding, legos, walking, watching TV/movies, making a fool of myself, eating fruit, puzzles (200 pieces or less), enjoying scotch (in moderation of course), softball, poker, keeping the ice-cube trays filled, making fun of jack-holes, bowling, sand castles, skiing, falling down gracefully, et cetera.

I'm really bad at:
Basketball, "breaking the ice," clothes shopping, making/boiling rice, tolerating women who make the "duck face" in pictures...

I can make almost anyone laugh and my sweet dance moves.

Books: I usually only have time to read boring technical books, and business reports these days...

Movies: I am kind of a movie junkie, so I will simply list my favorite of all time: High Fidelity

TV: Lost, The Office, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Dexter, Modern Family, Game of Thrones, etc. etc. - When I get a night off, my DVR and I have man dates. My DVR is a dude. His name is Skeeter.

Music: I am a sucker for classic rock (Zeppelin, The Who, Bob Dylan, etc.) but favorite band is Pearl Jam

Food: Mexican (Close second: Italian.) Recently I've been on a make pizza at home kick.

Reddit

Humor (can you imagine drive-by shootings w/ squirt guns?)

Coffee (I would go through alot more keyboards at work w/o it)

College Football (My biggest "dude" obsession)

Friends (self-explanatory)

Water (because science)

Oxygen (again, science)

How not to take myself too seriously, while at the same time becoming exponentially more successful at life.

Enjoying life (and the beginning of the weekend) in one way or another.

I netflix-ed "The Notebook"

You're awesome.