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Glaurung143

28 Berkeley, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:38pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, Spanish
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
All you need to know about me is I'm the champion of my local dog park. Check this out:

There’s this dog at my park named Brody.

(Not #StarbucksDrakeHands Brody — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn472Vn9ksI)

He’s an oversized golden doodle who tends towards the frisky, humping every dog or small child he can get his filthy paws on. He’s usually harmless and his owner nonchalant. But last week, he reached his edge when a freshly spayed Labra-doodle — white with brown spots — ambled into the park.

The little composure Brody was blessed with faded quick, and before long the "Lipstick Bandit" found himself physically adhered to the poor, mottled ladypup. This led to a park-wide kerfuffle and a small group of bemused pups gathered around the incident to study the entangled.

I spend a lot of time at the dog park, so I must admit it wasn’t my first rodeo. Within seconds, I gathered cold water enough to pour on the 'situation' -- both figuratively and literally. They were freed, the doggy crisis was averted and I had my moment in the sun.

* Some names were changed for anonymity's sake. "Brody" couldn't be reached for comment.

*Also, I had no idea you can't change screen names at will. So I'm stuck with Glaurung, a stupid dragon from LOTR.

*LVRBOI843 was already taken.

* I have facial hair
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I quit my day job last year to write about stuff. It's awesome, but tougher than hell. Thankfully I have an incredibly cute dog to help with anxiety. He's my dogammed savior.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Humility is really important.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I didn't think it was a fave, but I find myself citing Moonwalking with Einstein quite often. I read a lot, although it's mostly in the form of long-form non-fiction and baseball these days.

Movies: westerns, star wars, sci-fi, *gritty*

TV: TWIN PEAKS

Music: slow jams, classical music, mid-late 90's rnb & rap

Podcasts: TAL, Radiolab, Radio Ambulante, Fresh Air etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Champaigne, Glamour, Sex, Respect, Puppies and Kittens. Easy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working
You should message me if
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you...

- Like dogs
- are considerate
- exalt humility
- consume, talk: books, movies and music
- can handle an off-night schedule
- laugh at mediocre (and often terrible) jokes
- have a creative outlet
- can sit still