There’s this dog at my park named Brody.
(Not #StarbucksDrakeHands Brody — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn472Vn9ksI)
He’s an oversized golden doodle who tends towards the frisky, humping every dog or small child he can get his filthy paws on. He’s usually harmless and his owner nonchalant. But last week, he reached his edge when a freshly spayed Labra-doodle — white with brown spots — ambled into the park.
The little composure Brody was blessed with faded quick, and before long the "Lipstick Bandit" found himself physically adhered to the poor, mottled ladypup. This led to a park-wide kerfuffle and a small group of bemused pups gathered around the incident to study the entangled.
I spend a lot of time at the dog park, so I must admit it wasn’t my first rodeo. Within seconds, I gathered cold water enough to pour on the 'situation' -- both figuratively and literally. They were freed, the doggy crisis was averted and I had my moment in the sun.
* Some names were changed for anonymity's sake. "Brody" couldn't be reached for comment.
*Also, I had no idea you can't change screen names at will. So I'm stuck with Glaurung, a stupid dragon from LOTR.
*LVRBOI843 was already taken.
* I have facial hair