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28 Berkeley, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

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Last online
Yesterday – 12:36pm
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Has dogs
English, Spanish

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
All you need to know about me is I'm the champion of my local dog park. Check this out:

There’s this dog at my park named Brody.

(Not #StarbucksDrakeHands Brody —

He’s an oversized golden doodle who tends towards the frisky, humping every dog or small child he can get his filthy paws on. He’s usually harmless and his owner nonchalant. But last week, he reached his edge when a freshly spayed Labra-doodle — white with brown spots — ambled into the park.

The little composure Brody was blessed with faded quick, and before long the "Lipstick Bandit" found himself physically adhered to the poor, mottled ladypup. This led to a park-wide kerfuffle and a small group of bemused pups gathered around the incident to study the entangled.

I spend a lot of time at the dog park, so I must admit it wasn’t my first rodeo. And, within seconds, I gathered cold water enough to pour on the 'situation' -- both figuratively and literally. They were freed, the doggy crisis was averted and I had my moment in the sun.

* Some names were changed for anonymity's sake. "Brody" couldn't be reached for comment.

*Also, I had no idea you can't change screen names at will. So I'm stuck with Glaurung, a stupid dragon from LOTR.

*LVRBOI843 was already taken.

* i'm bearded.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I quit my day job last year to write about stuff. It's awesome, but tougher than hell. Thankfully I have an incredibly cute dog to help with anxiety. He's my dogammed savior.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Humility is really important.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I recently read Children of Húrin, a Tolkien book that inspired my shitty screen name. I'm always reading, but not for enjoyment. I rip off syntax and structure from smarter folk. Jonathan Leathem, George Saunders and Naomi Klein are currently on my nightstand.

Movies: I'm a floozy for movies. I love revisionist westerns — recently watched "unforgiven" for the first time, loved it. Other films I've enjoyed recently: Nymphomaniac, The Third Man, Inherent Vice. Anything with bomb cinematography and a well-wrought score (or soundtrack) and count me in.


Music: The last few years I've listened to soul almost exclusively. D'Angelo's "Voodoo" is a personal favorite. I've been really into Otis Redding slow jams. But then again, who isn't?

Podcast: Baseball stuff, TAL, Radiolab etc
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Champaigne, Glamour, Sex, Respect, Puppies and Kittens. Easy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Hmm... You mean... Like... The ontological status of theoretical entities?

J/K I don't think about stuff like that. I'm just dumb and happy. Red-blooded American.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Last Friday I hosted a karaoke party; threw down a Rick James, Tears for Fears, David Bowie, Ginuwine suite. You should be impressed.
You should message me if
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You like dog walks, coffee and unbridled silliness. You might also enjoy BSing about books and early 2000's R&B.