This my self-summary. There are many other self-summaries; but this one is mine. I'm a very nice guy.

What am I doing? I'm typing this because my profile is apparently only "25% complete."

Want to know what I'm doing, or what I've done? Read below. Here are 144 things about me. Are they all interesting? Maybe not. But they are all true, and could very well be a conversation starter.

Enjoy!

I have held my breath for three minutes and 20 seconds – twice.
I attended Woodstock ’94 and even had a VIP pass.
I graduated high school with a 1.5 GPA.
I nearly doubled my GPA when I graduated from college.
I have visited all 50 states.
I once faked being sick from school for two weeks.
I took piano lessons for seven years.
I hate rap.
My favorite color is green.
I’m a Libra.
I can stop a moving fan with my tongue.
I do one-armed push-ups when I’m drunk.
The fastest I’ve driven a car is 123 MPH.
I’ve had a gun pulled on me.
I own one share of the Green Bay Packers.
When I was a kid, I used to attend professional wrestling matches.
I’ve attended a taping of Jay Leno's Tonight Show.
I’ve been to the Charles Manson murder sights.
I’ve had the same Email address since 1995.
I despise coffee.
I love buffets.
I can talk backwards.
I can sing the Flintstones theme backwards.
I’m a published author.
I once hit a deer.
I came very close to running over a moose.
I’ve seen grizzly bears in the wild.
I’ve touched a live shark.
I’ve swam with dolphins.
I saw the very last Brewers game played in County Stadium .
I saw the very first Brewers game played in Miller Park.
I’ve seen Bill Clinton give a speech.
I hate spiders and snakes.
I’ve snacked on sliced pickles dipped in peanut butter.
I don’t eat vegetables. (I wish I did though)
My longest phone call lasted over 10 hours.
I was a juvenile delinquent.
My 8th grade English teacher said he wanted to beat the shit out of me.
My 7th grade reading teacher choked me.
My middle school principal used to drink alcohol while yelling at me.
I was 2.5 months shy of age 17 before I got drunk for the first time.
I lost my virginity when I was 14.
I have jumped off and onto a moving train. (Slow moving)
I am very shy.
Although I’m very shy, I enjoy public speaking.
My favorite movie is Star Wars.
I have over 3000 movies in my collection.
I’ve been known to eat an entire Tombstone pizza in one sitting.
My nickname is “The Walrus.”
My nickname comes from the Beatles song “I Am The Walrus.”
I have been known to karaoke.
I once went skydiving.
I’ve thrown up at school.
I don’t know anything about cars.
I own a machete.
I have a 60-pound tin foil ball.
I spent two years working as a repo man in Milwaukee ’s inner city.
I appeared as an extra in an episode of “Martial Law.”
I’ve twice seen Paul McCartney in concert.
My great, great, great grandpa was a friend of Abraham Lincoln.
I’ve never eaten Spam.
As a kid, I once started my garage on fire.
I fell 15 feet out of a tree and got a concussion.
I’ve never been in a fight.
I can’t stand smoking.
I got kicked out of two Sunday school classes in 4th grade.
I was once going 65 MPH, on an exit ramp, when my brakes gave out.
I love hot baths.
I once attended a Florida Marlins game, as a guest of the owner.
People tell me I look younger than I am.
I’ve had the same cell phone number since 1998.
I have crawled on the grave of William Howard Taft.
I’ve seen a Red Sox game in Fenway Park .
I once videotaped a friend of a friend throwing up.
I once turned down a date with a stripper. (She was dumb as a box of rocks).
I once slammed three fingers in a car door. The door shut all the way.
I’ve ridden an elephant.
I have a crush on Natalie Portman.
I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone.
I have always voted Democrat.
I’ve had sex in 41 states.
I once got chased by a crazy man in a bloody butcher’s smock.
I’m presently learning to play the guitar.
My grandpa was a commander in the Navy during WWII.
I’ve snorkeled in the Pacific Ocean , and have seen an eel an octopus and turtles.
I’ve had a bullet blow up in my face.
Years of video games has given me great hand/eye coordination.
In the first grade, I broke my left foot in a merry-go-round accident.
I’ve ridden on the hood of a car.
I once tried on panty hose. I didn’t feel sexy.
I once blew the door off a microwave by blowing up an egg inside of it.
I was once a radio DJ. I still have my radio license.
I’m not a big fan of cream cheese.
I’ve dipped my fingers in the Great Salt Lake . It smells!
I’ve seen wild buffalo on Antelope Island.
I don’t dance. I can only do slow dances at weddings.
I want to set foot on all seven continents before I die.
I’ve been to Graceland .
I saw Robin Yount get his 3000th career hit.
I’m a really nice guy.
I’m an avid listener of Howard Stern’s radio show.
I can change my clothes while driving.
I made my first Chia Pet in 2008.
I plan to buy a hot tub and a swimming pool.
I can slightly wiggle my ears.
I have a couple of blogs.
According to the Chinese calendar, I am a metal pig.
I’m a very good listener.
I haven’t been without a pet cat or dog since I was two-years-old.
Lasik surgery changed me from 20/400 to 20/20 in 30 seconds.
I have never played golf.
Chinese food and ham used to disgust me. Now I like both.
I’m strangely amused by the word “penis.”
In restaurants I drink Mountain Dew. At home I drink Diet Coke.
My longest-lasting friendship is going on 25 years.
I have a deed to the Earth.
I have walked within two feet of live, flowing lava.
Unlike most of my gender, I know almost nothing about cars or tools.
Reese’s Pieces is my favorite candy.
I have done volunteer work.
I have touched the Alaskan pipeline.
I’ve swam nude at a nude beach.
I’m a firm believer in cheap sunglasses.
I’ve received a second concussion when a flashlight fell on my head.
I’ve had stitches over each eye.
My IQ has been tested at 137.
I have a theory on “wet rain” and “dry rain.”
My only tattoo is of a walrus on my upper left arm.
I’ve been on a railroad bridge with my head inches below a moving train.
The first time I inhaled a cigarette was the last time I inhaled a cigarette.
I wrote for my college newspaper.
I hate beer.
I own a full-sized standup arcade game.
I opened my first bottle of wine in May, 2008.
I am teaching myself how to cook.
My all-time favorite song is "Come On Eileen."
I am extremely non-judgmental.
I have a Lizzie Borden refrigerator magnet.
I intend to live until I'm at least 128-years-old.
I've been in a wrestling ring with Jerry "Crusher" Blackwell.
I've applied to be on Survivor.
I enjoy taking bath or showers in the dark.
I have a pretty decent singing voice.
I still like playing Atari.

Talking backwards and making tacos.

I can't do them both at the same time though. That would be crazy!

My wonderful personality and art of being a good listener.

Cliched as it may be, my favorite food is probably pizza. I'm a sucker for Tombstone pizza - pound for pound the best pizza on the planet.

Note, this is in the cost/price ratio.

1. AIR
2. FOOD
3. YELLOW-BELLIED SAP-SUCKERS (NO CLUE WHAT THEY ARE)
4. INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION
5. GOOD MUSIC
6. BAD FOOD

What I could do to make my life better. There is always room for improvement. If you disagree, you're clueless.

5'9 and doing jumping jacks.

Or, anything else you'd like to do.

I've had depression in my life, and have seen a therapist in the past.

You want to talk to a really nice guy. Seriously, all joking aside, I'm a good person and give my all to a relationship. I'm respectful and very loving.

Man that sounds sappy. But it's also true.