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27 / M / Straight / Single
Great Lakes, Illinois
- Last Online
- Dec 5
- 6′ 0″ (1.83m).
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- Libra but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from college/university
- More than $1,000,000
- Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
- Has dogs and dislikes cats
- English (Fluently), German (Okay)
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My new bed and My pillows - omfg my pillows, they're amazing, let me tell you.
Rockstar - if you tapped my veins you could probably get a caffeine buzz. I dont drink coffee it stunts your growth :-P
Comedy/laughter - think about it, you could be having the shittiest day on earth, but a good laugh makes you feel a little bit better. Or pee yourself which would make your day worse. Oops.
Music - it has more than one function. I promise. You believe me right?
Fam bam thank you ma'am - that's family for all you humans that dont speak engrish -_-
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 18–35
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
Who are you kidding, girls dont message guys...right? Or am i just that horrible..
Lets go first with "You should NOT message me if:"
-You cant keep your cooter in your cutoffs
-You dont have a FIRM grasp on how to communicate.
-y0u talk lyke dis y0 Tee hee <3<3 bubbly bubbly :-* kissies!
-You DONT have a sense of humor
-You cant put your phone down for 5 minutes
-You update your faceplace status every 3.4 milliseconds about the delicious salad you ate, or how you stubbed your toes.
-You have ex bf drama
-just message me anyways, I just want some attention! :-P