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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 40–60
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:20pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Not at all
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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Disgruntled Old Coot with extremely low BS tolerance residing in his bunker upon his compound is considering expanding his regime of one to a regime of two.

Level-headed intelligent females who have control over their emotions will be considered.

Algorithms consulted using rational parameters suggest that female military veterans are most likely to pass muster.

For those interested in the Myers-Briggs test results with some supposed correlation with that nearly incomprehensible, to me, Jungian stuff my super-nifty 4-letter code is: INTJ

Nyah nah nah nah nah..... supposedly only around 2-3% of the populace receives an INTJ classification.

Maybe that is why the kinfolk ignore me.

I will remain huddled in my hovel and peer at this site from time-to-time expecting little and likely obtaining even less but at least I have my bunker upon my compound with food in the fridge and the water and electricity flows and these indoor outhouses are just the neatest thing to make life easier.

Is there a gal with the ability to counter my natural disgruntledness? The warrior has returned from the battles and age has taken its toll upon mind and body so peace, quiet and solitude is desired.

I would rather sip tea and play Scrabble than party.

The perpetual pursuit of FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN holds no appeal to me.

And I live my life with nary a portable electronic device though I would acquire a cell phone to allow easy access for my Special Lady in case she is in need of assistance.

Is my intellectual equal out there?

Have a wonderful week!!!!!

I am adding: If I do ever go on one of those date things I promise I will brush my tooth and use some of the stuff to make the breath tolerable. I promise.

Latest Old Coot Update (tm): Alcohol? So, you need to numb your already likely numbed brain to have fun or engage in an activity? Sorry, that makes you a loser in my viewpoint. Alcohol has caused more personal and societal harm than any other drug within the USA. I do not allow alcohol into the shanty and I shun places where alcohol is the main reason for being there. My words offend or shock you? Good. Now run off and do whatever with brainwashed buffoons enamored with their toxin. Just stay far away from me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Ruling my regime
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making wimpy PC cubicle dwellers cringe.

Baffling the masses of well-indoctrinated citizen-sheep infesting the Founding Father's creation.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Grumpy Cat is my hero.

Grumpy Toad, also
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pointing at various things, concepts, ideas, etc.

That one... and that one, those 2 over there. And a couple I am unsure if worthy of being in this list.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I ponder pert-near everything imaginable... from the immensity of the universe to sub-atomic particles and how all that fits into the reality we can detect via our natural senses and the instruments used to allow our senses to experience what would otherwise be unknown.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Contemplating a Zen-like aura that would be Nirvana-like to me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You should message me if
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Message me if you are emotionally mature and have read at least 200 or more non-fiction books since attaining adulthood. Very few non-military-veteran females can comprehend me nor I them.

The latest trend posted below. Likely a good idea to undertake preventive measures.

A micro-gram of prevention beats a couple kilos of cure

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And... there are a multitude of lawyers seeking work so I will sue you until you are digging in dumpsters for vittles.

Have a nice day!!!!