Level-headed intelligent females who have control over their emotions will be considered.
Algorithms consulted using rational parameters suggest that female military veterans are most likely to pass muster.
For those interested in the Myers-Briggs test results with some supposed correlation with that nearly incomprehensible, to me, Jungian stuff my super-nifty 4-letter code is: INTJ
Nyah nah nah nah nah..... supposedly only around 2-3% of the populace receives an INTJ classification.
Maybe that is why the kinfolk ignore me.
I will remain huddled in my hovel and peer at this site from time-to-time expecting little and likely obtaining even less but at least I have my bunker upon my compound with food in the fridge and the water and electricity flows and these indoor outhouses are just the neatest thing to make life easier.
Is there a gal with the ability to counter my natural disgruntledness? The warrior has returned from the battles and age has taken its toll upon mind and body so peace, quiet and solitude is desired.
I would rather sip tea and play Scrabble than party.
The perpetual pursuit of FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN holds no appeal to me.
And I live my life with nary a portable electronic device though I would acquire a cell phone to allow easy access for my Special Lady in case she is in need of assistance.
Is my intellectual equal out there?
Have a wonderful week!!!!!
I am adding: If I do ever go on one of those date things I promise I will brush my tooth and use some of the stuff to make the breath tolerable. I promise.
Latest Old Coot Update (tm): Alcohol? So, you need to numb your already likely numbed brain to have fun or engage in an activity? Sorry, that makes you a loser in my viewpoint. Alcohol has caused more personal and societal harm than any other drug within the USA. I do not allow alcohol into the shanty and I shun places where alcohol is the main reason for being there. My words offend or shock you? Good. Now run off and do whatever with brainwashed buffoons enamored with their toxin. Just stay far away from me.