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28 M Compton, CA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
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My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:29pm
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Sales / Marketing
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm just looking to make new friends.

I hate dating sites, but I'm also a masochist.

If you take religion seriously, we're likely not going to get along.

Being born a perfectly normal male is not something that needs correction or alteration, spread the word.

If you can watch this and enjoy it, right off the bat we probably click musically.

Are you looking for a studly, hot piece of man beef??

Oh, you are? Well, then I'm not for you.

But if you're looking for a witty guy with boyish charm, who's still just a little unsure of himself, but who dreams big, then you're in the right place.

I'm a jokester. It's like 95% of my personality, but plenty of people still like me so it can't be too bad, right? What can I say? I like to laugh, and I like to make people laugh.

I'm also not photogenic by a long shot. Look at my photos at your own risk, but be warned they don't really represent me properly.

I'm not entirely sure what I'm looking for right now. I guess a kindred spirit, someone I can be buddies with first and foremost. Someone I can connect with and whose company I can enjoy, and let it flow naturally from there, whether it remains platonic or leads to more.

Something that you should know about me is that I love watching TV shows that ended years ago (Six Feet Under, The Sopranos etc) so if we're talking on I.M. and I seem distracted it's because I'm probably snorting blow.

I have a wild imagination.

I punched a bee in the face.

I hate it when sentences don't end how you'd expect them vagina.

I once ate only one chip from a lays potato chip bag....yes, only
one. *flexes*

I wish I had a bathroom that played Laura Branigan's "Gloria" every time I started my shower.

If I ever felt the absolute need to commit murder I would play at least an hour of flappy bird beforehand to make sure I was emotionally in the right state of mind.

I'm sometimes tempted to re-do all my answers on the question section since I answered most of them in my early 20's and feel like I'm vastly different than my old self in many ways.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work, school, hanging out, you know the routine.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cutting and prepping food.
Making hand puppets and 1-minute rice under 59 seconds.
Making a joke out of every situation.
Being absurdly non-threatening.
Video games.
Being single.
And I've been told I'm good in bed. I haven't had sex with me yet so I wouldn't know for sure.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I’m approachable and easygoing and usually the funny guy in groups, I'm the dude people ask for directions and change from in public.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I’m not going to lie and act like I’m actually an avid reader so
I’ll mostly leave this alone, though I do enjoy a good manga/comic book every so often.

I love movies and have basically seen any decent movie that has
come out the last 30 years.

Radiohead is my therapist, Deftones is my anger management, Crystal Castles is my dance teacher, and Nine Inch Nails is my guru, nuff said.

Here is a link to my music profile if you're so inclined.

I'm a Mexican so I’ll let you use your imagination.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family, self-esteem, communication, technology, affection, turtles.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Making a journal of all the silly shit I've said in messages.

How I wish I didn't think so much.

Eating food.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Breathing air.

Looking at things in my POV.

Moving my body in fluid motions.

Processing the matter and existence around me.

Trying to come up with something interesting to add to this section.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once looked at the "Pooping" page on facebook (after liking it of course) and someone posted on it "POOP" and I burst out laughing.

I really enjoy cuddling.

I had a rough childhood.

I sometimes have to wear shoes size 11 (I'm 10/half normally) because how wide my feet are.

I really haven't aged much at all since my teens if you got to see pics of me at 16 and now I almost look the same.

I have an affinity for larger ladies.BBWas some call it. I'm not against thin or average size women, it's just my personal preference.

I like turtles.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're inclined, feel free to add me on skype: Malicenight. I'll hop on cam and will chat.

I don't try to chase or woo. I just try to converse in a friendly manner. If you're the type of girl who wants a guy to jump through hoops to win a date with you, look somewhere else. If you're interested, say it. If I'm interested, I'll say it. No games. We're all adults here, let's not waste each other's time.

Physical attraction isn't very high on my list so I'm far from shallow. I'd honestly be content with just hanging out with someone who is relatively sane and enjoys shooting the shit while eating Doritos and watching netflix.

If you're the type of person that can laugh at dead baby jokes and not get super offended or enjoys poking fun at things and being poked at, I'd more than likely want to get to know you. Basically, if you're a laid back person who doesn't take things too seriously, you're okay in my book.

Rest assured anyone who messages me will get a response.

"When we're incomplete, we're always searching for somebody to complete us. After a few years or a few months of a relationship, we find that we're still unfulfilled, we blame our partners and take up with somebody more promising. This can go on and on--series polygamy--until we admit that while a partner can add sweet dimensions to our lives, we, each of us, are responsible for our own fulfillment. Nobody else can provide it for us, and to believe otherwise is to delude ourselves dangerously and to program for eventual failure every relationship we enter." - Tom Robbins