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27 M Compton, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:24am
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Sales / Marketing
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I've come to realize that if I depend on this site in the hopes of dating I will likely die alone haha. I'll likely only log on if I happen to get an interesting message. I have better luck in person since people can actually get to know me.

Big props to this site taking a stance against discrimination.

Being born a perfectly normal male is not something that needs correction or alteration, spread the word.

If you can watch this and enjoy it, right off the bat we probably click musically.

Are you looking for a studly, hot piece of man beef??

Oh, you are? Well, then I'm not for you.

But if you're looking for a witty guy with boyish charm, who's still just a little unsure of himself, but who dreams big, then you're in the right place.

I'm a jokester. It's like 95% of my personality, but plenty of people still like me so it can't be too bad, right? What can I say? I like to laugh, and I like to make people laugh.

I'm also not photogenic by a long shot. Look at my photos at your own risk but be warned they don't really represent me properly.

I'm not entirely sure what I'm looking for right now. I guess a kindred spirit, someone I can be buddies with first and foremost. Someone I can connect with and whose company I can enjoy, and let it flow naturally from there, whether it remains platonic or leads to more.

I'M SERIALZ, I know all you women want is sex, but I'M NOT LIKE THAT OK, perverts.

Something that you should know about me is that I love watching TV shows that ended years ago (Six Feet Under, The Sopranos etc) so if we're talking on I.M. and I seem distracted it's because I'm probably snorting blow.

I'm going to be 28, but still forget I'm an adult sometimes.

I have a wild imagination, but sadly no outlet to use it.

I'm an avid fan of watching anime.

I'm an avid fan of playing video games.

I love computers and own two, one that costs as much as a cheap used car.

I punched a bee in the face.

I hate it when sentences don't end how you'd expect them vagina.

I enjoy holding things, I know chicks love that.

I once ate only one chip from a lays potato chip bag....yes, only
one. *flexes*

I wish I had a bathroom that played Laura Branigan's "Gloria" every time I started my shower.

I'm sometimes tempted to re-do all my answers on the question section since I answered most of them in my early 20's and feel like I'm vastly different than my old self in many ways.

If I ever felt the absolute need to commit murder I would play at least an hour of flappy bird beforehand to make sure I was emotionally in the right state of mind.
What I’m doing with my life
Work, school, hanging out, you know the routine.
I’m really good at
Cutting and prepping food.
Making hand puppets and 1-minute rice under 59 seconds.
Making a joke out of every situation.
Being absurdly non-threatening.
Video games.
And I've been told I'm good in bed. I haven't had sex with me yet so I wouldn't know for sure.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m approachable and easygoing and usually the funny guy in groups, I'm the dude people ask for directions and change from in public.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I’m not going to lie and act like I’m actually an avid reader so
I’ll mostly leave this alone, though I do enjoy a good manga/comic book every so often.

I love movies and have basically seen any decent movie that has
come out the last 30 years.

Radiohead is my therapist, Deftones is my anger management, Crystal Castles is my dance teacher, and Nine Inch Nails is my guru, nuff said.

Here is a link to my music profile if you're so inclined.

I'm a Mexican so I’ll let you use your imagination.
The six things I could never do without
My family, self-esteem, communication, technology, affection, turtles.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Making a journal of all the funny shit I've said in messages.

How I wish I didn't think so much.

Eating food.
On a typical Friday night I am
Breathing air.

Looking at things in my POV.

Moving my body in fluid motions.

Processing the matter and existence around me.

Trying to come up with something interesting to add to this section.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once looked at the "Pooping" page on facebook (after liking it of course) and someone posted on it "POOP" and I burst out laughing.

I really enjoy cuddling.

I had a rough childhood.

I sometimes have to wear shoes size 11 (I'm 10/half normally) because how wide my feet are.

I really haven't aged much at all since my teens if you got to see pics of me at 16 and now I almost look the same.

I'm a decent guy who had the unfortunate luck of living in a ghetto city and is forced to get on a dating site to meet someone not obsessed with reality TV and crappy pop idols.

I like turtles.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
I don't try to chase or woo. I just try to converse in a friendly manner. If you're the type of girl who wants a guy to jump through hoops to win a date with you, look somewhere else. If you're interested, say it. If I'm interested, I'll say it. No games. We're all adults here, let's not waste each other's time.

If you're the type of person that can laugh at dead baby jokes and not get super offended or enjoys poking fun at things and being poked at, I'd more than likely want to get to know you. Basically, if you're a laid back person who doesn't take things too seriously, you're okay in my book.

Rest assured anyone who messages me will get a response.

"When we're incomplete, we're always searching for somebody to complete us. After a few years or a few months of a relationship, we find that we're still unfulfilled, we blame our partners and take up with somebody more promising. This can go on and on--series polygamy--until we admit that while a partner can add sweet dimensions to our lives, we, each of us, are responsible for our own fulfillment. Nobody else can provide it for us, and to believe otherwise is to delude ourselves dangerously and to program for eventual failure every relationship we enter." - Tom Robbins