I hate dating sites, but I'm also a masochist.
If you take religion seriously, we're likely not going to get along.
Being born a perfectly normal male is not something that needs correction or alteration, spread the word.
If you can watch this and enjoy it, right off the bat we probably click musically. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=515XAIOhFwE
Are you looking for a studly, hot piece of man beef??
Oh, you are? Well, then I'm not for you.
But if you're looking for a witty guy with boyish charm, who's still just a little unsure of himself, but who dreams big, then you're in the right place.
I'm a jokester. It's like 95% of my personality, but plenty of people still like me so it can't be too bad, right? What can I say? I like to laugh, and I like to make people laugh.
I'm also not photogenic by a long shot. Look at my photos at your own risk, but be warned they don't really represent me properly.
I'm not entirely sure what I'm looking for right now. I guess a kindred spirit, someone I can be buddies with first and foremost. Someone I can connect with and whose company I can enjoy, and let it flow naturally from there, whether it remains platonic or leads to more.
Something that you should know about me is that I love watching TV shows that ended years ago (Six Feet Under, The Sopranos etc) so if we're talking on I.M. and I seem distracted it's because I'm probably snorting blow.
I have a wild imagination.
I punched a bee in the face.
I hate it when sentences don't end how you'd expect them vagina.
I once ate only one chip from a lays potato chip bag....yes, only
I wish I had a bathroom that played Laura Branigan's "Gloria" every time I started my shower.
If I ever felt the absolute need to commit murder I would play at least an hour of flappy bird beforehand to make sure I was emotionally in the right state of mind.
I'm sometimes tempted to re-do all my answers on the question section since I answered most of them in my early 20's and feel like I'm vastly different than my old self in many ways.