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  • Ages 24-30
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Last online
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Straight, Sapiosexual
Relationship Type
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Working on Space camp
Doesn’t have kids
English, C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
There came a day, one that will live forever in relative obscurity as the day I was born. I've lived on since that day against all odds, and while I've long since reached adulthood, I sometimes wonder if I've reached the age of maturity just yet. I hope not.
I'm an unabashed Geek and a moderate Nerd; Wait, strike that, reverse it. I like to think I'm rather clever and find it funny when I'm proven wrong. When inspiration strikes and I feel like adding more here I will.

For those that like Myers-Briggs, I'm a pretty textbook INTP as I understand it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've transitioned from a small internet startup to the advertising agency that owns it. Never in my wildest nightmares did I imagine I'd work in this field, yet here I remain. I'd never have considered myself the office type and I'd say that holds up pretty well as restless as I seem to be here. Ah well, c'est la vie and other trite aphorisms.

(Never write a summary of what you do when feeling grumpy about your boss)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Perambulating, Prevaricating Provocatively, Procrastinating, Personifying Prudence Post-Peril, Puzzlingly Poor Penmanship...
and also, apparently, alliterating.
Apologies all around.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This whole section was a proverbial "Wall of Text", for all our sakes I'm going to shorten as best I can... (I know! I'll put something semi obscure down that I love instead of a list.)

Podcasts: Startalk, Nerdist, You Are Not So Smart, Inquiring Minds, RadioLab, the Alton Browncast, and the Dead Authors Podcast.

Comics: Federal Bureau of Physics and Saga are the only two I really follow even semi regularly.

Books: I love to read, I have a hundred stories elucidating this. All of which make this section just too long to list. Let me just boil it down to the two modern fiction authors whose books I'll buy without question:
Jim Butcher and Neil Gaiman.
- Illusions: The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah - Richard Bach

Movies: I love comedies, and old Sci Fi. Flight of the Navigator, Ghostbusters, Back to the Future, Indiana Jones (it's a trilogy and nothing anyone says will change that)
- Better Off Dead

Television: Hulu and Netflix are a racket, they steal away my time and charge me for it, the rat bastards. But seriously I love British Comedies and dabble in watching others. Obligatory Dr Who, Sherlock, and G.O.T. I love Archer and I grew up watching OLD cartoons.
- Moone Boy

Music: Mix of classic rock, indie rock, folk, blues, bluegrass for fun. Sounds Hipster when I put it that way.
First Concert? Weird Al's "Running with Scissors" tour at thirteen, in no way am I still ashamed to admit that.
- They Might be Giants (They're actual size, but they seem much bigger to me)

Food: I like to cook, and I really like to cook new things. As a kid I wanted a chemistry set... instead I got a "Cooking up Chemistry" set, it was downhill from there.

(Yeah... still a wall of text.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order: Heart, stomach, liver, lungs, kidneys, and brain...
Figurative necessities include:
- Dark beer or good whiskey
- A decent computer with internet access
- Books in physical form
- Family and good friends (aka found family)
- A quiet space for myself to think
- A rock to wind a piece of string around
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time thinking, I also like to ruminate, meditate, cogitate, deliberate, and on occasion I might muse or even ponder. It's far rarer to find me obsessing or analyzing and I flat refuse to mull anything over.

If anyone will EVER set me up with an honest "Can I be frank with you?" It may or may not be on my bucket list. (It's the small things in life)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If alone and winding down? Simultaneous Hulu/Netflix and games, or book and maybe music. Outings are a different tale obviously, and neither are they rare nor typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm embarrassed at the depth of my disappointment that I will never once experience a drink like the pan-galactic gargle blaster.

I have a Lego Minifig of myself...
You should message me if
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You have any news on what's happening with quantum teleporting or, you know, if you think clouds are cool... why stress on if?