Oh the great question of the universe, what to put in a tiny box to make yourself wowfully attractive without sounding like a narsacistic douche.

Lets see, everyday I get up, make a cup of coffee, and watch the sunrise, except in the winter when the sun vanishes for 5 months, then I just sit in the dark wondering why the hell does it have I be so cold out!!

Then off to work for 9-10 hours, where I usually end up cursing at a machine, tool, part, or some other inanimate object, always expecting it to either obey, or at least patronize me a bit.

Then I head back home to scrounge up something for dinner. I usually cook something, it's rare for me to have microwaved anything, unless I'm reheating leftovers. I'm a pretty damn good cook if I say so myself. I can bake too, but it's just me, so having an entire cake or 3 dozen cookies on hand just ruins my girlish figure haha.

I don't work out in the sense that I drive 5 miles to a gym to run 10 miles just to drive back home. Seems silly and pointless, besides I get enough exercise between work and taking care of a house.

Well that's pretty much "about me". Send me a message, don't be shy.

Oh and I'm not going to put a bunch of things that I'm looking for in a girl. I'm pretty open to most things, not to say I don't have my turn-offs/ons. I'm just not gonna put things here that might stop you from saying hi because you don't think you meet some silly qualification.

We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad...

Things I can do that most "men" today can't:

-Change a flat tire
-Know where the spare tire is
-Operate the jack included with every car
-Jump start a car ( without having to google it)
-Actualy keep jumper cables IN the vehicle
-Change the oil in a car (but I'd rather not, messy)
-Operate both a washer and dryer
-Operate a lawn mower
-Operate a vaccuum cleaner
- Know that just because I put the dish in the sink, it doesn't clean it's self
-Can install and wire a light switch
-Can change a lightbulb
-Can put a worm on a fishing hook
-Can take a fish off a fishing hook
-Can cook a fish
-Understand that toliet seats have a down position, regardless of if im sitting or not
-Can flush a toliet after every use
-Understand that bed sheets not only can, but SHOULD be changed
-Can talk to a womens face and not just her tits
-Know not to drink myself retarded.
-Treat a girl with respect, and not as a trophy/plaything

( more to come later on... Stay tuned!!)

Probably the tattered remains of the state hospitals patient band on my arm...

No! Wait I mean my eyes! Eyes godamnit

Not a huge reader of books, but I read constantly if that makes sense, usually articles things online.

I tend to watch a lot of documentaries no specific kind either, nature, sociological, science, whatever. But I don't watch many historical or biographical ones, or those annoying "behind the music" crap. I do watch some "normal" things like southpark, familyguy, etc.

Never is such a strong word.

The optimist sees the glass as half full.

The pessimist sees it half empty.

The philosopher sees the glass as being in harmonious equilibrium.

The annoying nerd will point out that the glass is full, half of it is filled with air...

The machinist... " who the F&@k made the glass 2X too big?! Stupid engineers... Gimmie 10 minutes, I can fix this..."

Sorting small colorful pills into piles based on no logical basis what so ever, and proceeding to feed them to small animals... The purple ones make them foam!!....

Years ago I sold my soul to Satan for a Cadbury egg during the off season.

I still think I got a great deal!

I also love the sound of the violin, but yet have no ambition to learn how to play it...

Because, you should. I dunno what's the point of sitting around waiting for guys to message you filth (which I don't do BTW nor do I send the same message to every girl)

Be a little proactive already! I work enough as it is haha