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OccamsRazor2

34 F Saint Kilda, Australia

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:11am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm here to meet some like minds and to open up my friendship circle. If anything more happens then I would consider myself very lucky. Mostly I'm looking for someone I click with, be it for long conversations over a glass or two, going to movies, or seeing what Melbourne has to offer.

I assume I'm not like most girls, but you can be the judge of that. I'm witty, sarcastic, nerdy and easy going, at times. I have a few tattoos, and some of the newer stuff is quite large. Last piece I'm still working on is a half sleeve.

Work keeps me fairly busy, but I'm trying to keep a good work/life balance. Something easier said than done.
What I’m doing with my life
I usually spend most of my time doing work, and avoiding it. I work in education, teaching children how to read and write (or at least thats what I try to do). I mostly just make bad jokes and pop culture references they don't get. At least they think I'm cool.

Outside of that, and when I finally have some free time, I try to keep up with a TV series or two, cook or convince someone else to eat out so I don't have to cook, watch movies at home or on the big screen, and I try to get to at least one or two gigs every month.
I’m really good at
Cooking (but I would still love to take classes), listening to others and sarcasm.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my accent. I'm always getting asked where I'm from. In case you're wondering, I'm American. I'm from (upstate) NY and have been here for almost 12 years.

Or maybe my eyes?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I love modern classics and have read most of them in high school. I had a crazy English teacher that shared his love of literature with his students. My favourites are Shelley's 'Frankenstein' and Steinbeck's 'Grapes of Wrath.' I also enjoyed newer titles such as 'Life of Pi' and 'Poisonwood Bible.' Sadly, I don't get to read much anymore, but if I had the time I would catch up on some comics.

Films: The Matrix, Donnie Darko, Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland, Scott Pilgrim, Batman(s), Going the Distance, LOTR, Harry Potters, The Goonies, Fight Club, Iron Man and The Avengers, to name only a few.

TV: Community, Game of Thrones, Sons Of Anarchy, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Firefly, Spaced, Stargate Atlantis, Star Trek TNG, Mad Men, Simpsons, Family Guy and American Dad.

Music: I'm into rock (punk/alternative/hard). Bands like Tool, This Will Destroy You, From Monument to Masses, Mogwai, Gojira, Sydonia, Artic Monkeys, Bertie Blackman, We Are Scientists and The Weakerthans.

Food: I pretty much eat whatever, Japanese and Mexican are at the top of the list though.
The six things I could never do without
My phone
The interwebs
Music
Good food
Coffee
My bed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My zombie survival plan. A girl must be prepared.

Work. It's often on my mind and I have one of those jobs I can't leave behind at the end if the day.

My personal goals. I'm always striving towards some sort of goal

Self improvement/reflection.

Analysing others. I can't help but be fascinated and frustrated by what other people say or do.

Wondering how people can be so stupid! It amazes me how some people can survive without common sense or a sense of community.

I think about nerdy stuff a lot.

Or I just correct grammar. Often just to myself. ;)
On a typical Friday night I am
It depends on the week of course. Some weekends Im busy with a movie, out to dinners or a gig. If I have nothing planned then I'll be on the sofa after an exhausting week of work. I love Friday nights because it's my first night to just rest.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Although I'm good at hiding it, I'm a (little) bit of a romantic.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are sick of meeting the same boring girls or you see something in my profile. Maybe you just want to say hi and tell me a little about yourself.

If you message me with something generic like 'hey' or even 'wanna fuck?' you clearly put in no effort and have little respect for me. Don't expect a reply.